Two Crones And A Book
Ep 126 Ramble If you could give one fictional character a completely unnecessary makeover, who are you glam‑croning and why?
In this Ramble, the crones unleash their most chaotic creative energy yet as they tackle the question nobody asked but everybody should : If you could give one fictional character a completely unnecessary makeover, who are you glam‑croning and why? Naturally, Chell and Annette take this prompt to unhinged heights transforming iconic characters into versions of themselves that absolutely did not need to exist. ♀️Annette’s Glam‑Crone Makeover Phantom of the Opera → Modern‑Day Tech Billionaire Annette drags the dramatic masked menace straight into Silicon Valley, where he becomes a brooding tech mogul disrupting opera with questionable apps, algorithmic angst, and venture‑capital cape couture. ♀️Chell’s Glam‑Crone Makeovers Miss Havisham → Decay‑Positive Lifestyle Guru Great Expectations by Charles Dickens Chell reimagines Miss Havisham as a rot‑core wellness influencer who turns mould into a mindset and heartbreak into a brand. Lisa Evans → Liminal Transit Witch Platform 7 by Louise Doughty Lisa becomes a spectral commuter‑crone haunting train stations with petty magic and emotional wisdom. Hercule Poirot → Fussy Hedge Witch Detective The Mysterious Affair at Styles (and many others) by Agatha Christie Poirot becomes a cottage‑core witch solving tiny village disputes withherb lore and passive‑aggressive tea readings. It’s a ramble full of laughter, witchy nonsense, and makeovers nobody asked for but everyone will enjoy. Grab a drink, settle in, and let the crones glam‑crone their way through literature’s most unsuspecting characters.
