Two Cousins One Chat

🎙️ Two Cousins One Chat: Ben and Kristy 🌟 G’day! We're Ben and Kristy, the dynamic duo behind the Two Cousins One Chat Podcast—and yes, we really are cousins! Tune in as we dive into the hottest topics in Melbourne & Adelaide and everything in between. Get ready for the kind of banter that only two cousins can bring! Here’s what you can expect from us on the regular: Hilarious Stories : From embarrassing moments to laugh-out-loud tales, our lives are full of them, and we're ready to spill the beans! Amazing Guests : Sometimes, we invite fascinating people to join us for a chat, you'll be surprised who we chat with. Fun Conversations : Plenty of laughs, including 1980s pop quizzes, and serious cousin banter that will make you feel like part of the family. Whether you're dodging work, procrastinating on chores, or just in need of a good laugh, Two Cousins One Chat is the unfiltered, barely edited, and

Two Cousins One Chat is a comedy podcast hosted by Ben Kempster & Kristy Horne, with 68 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Ben Kempster & Kristy Horne hosts Two Cousins One Chat, a comedy show with 68 episodes published.

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  Episode #67

  67. No Notes No Edits | Two Cousins One Chat | Podcast

  Jul 25, 202635 minS1

  Send us Fan Mail No notes. No edits. Just another classic cousins chat. ️ This episode, Ben and Kristy throw away the script and see where the conversation takes them. You've been warned! From the incredible response to recent episodes with Kate Burridge and Mike Tomalaris, to Tour de France fever and Tadej Pogačar's incredible ride up Alpe d'Huez, there's plenty to unpack. Kristy shares stories from her overseas adventures, including an unexpected meeting with UFC world champion Karl Amoussou and his family and three very unfortunate public travel moments you'll never forget. Ben is lined up to attend the Monet to Matisse exhibition at AGSA, chats dancing robots, and those unique Adelaide and Melbourne must have items…also and we reveal where in the world you're listening from. As always, it's relaxed, unfiltered, and feels just like sitting around chatting with family. Listen now on Spotify, BuzzSprout, YouTube, Apple Podcast, or your favourite podcast platform what ever that is. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube Music , and the Great Australian Podcast Directory. Thanks for tuning in ❤️ Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat Instagram + Facebook + Spotify & BuzzSprout & YouTube & YouTube Music & Great Australian Podcast Directory

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  Episode #65

  65. Kate Burridge Linguistics Expert | Two Cousins One Chat | Podcast

  May 28, 202628 minS1

  Send us Fan Mail G’day and welcome back to Two Cousins One Chat and this week we are beyond excited to welcome special guest Professor Kate Burridge from Monash University to the podcast. One of Australia’s leading linguistic experts, Kate joins us for a fascinating and hilarious chat about Aussie slang, shortened words like “arvo” and “brekkie”, corporate jargon, social media language and the phrases we all overuse without even realising it. Plus… Kristy reveals the words she still can’t spell, Ben questions whether PowerPoint is where language goes to die, and Kate helps us unpack the everyday expressions that “get up our goat.” Safe to say… after this episode you may never hear Aussie English the same way again. 🎧 Listen now for one of our most fascinating chats yet. LINKS: Professor Kate Burridge Lingthusiasm : A podcast thats enthusiastic about linguistics by Podcast Gretchen McCulloch and Lauren Gawne Australian Linguistics Society - More information here Careers in "Linguistics and English Language" - PDF document on request - email us for a copy 🎧 Listen now on Spotify, BuzzSprout, YouTube, Apple Podcast, or your favourite podcast platform what ever that is. 💬 Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube Music , and the Great Australian Podcast Directory. Thanks for tuning in ❤️ Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat Instagram + Facebook + Spotify & BuzzSprout & YouTube & YouTube Music & Great Australian Podcast Directory

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  Episode #64

  64. Aussie Cash, Coins & Cousin Chat

  May 16, 202633 minS1

  Send us Fan Mail G’day and welcome back to Two Cousins One Chat. This week we somehow ended up talking about Aussie cash, coins and banknotes… Before that, we catch up on life in Adelaide & Melbourne, the AFL’s Gather Round, Ben's hard rubbish collection, Paris Roubaix, and our upcoming VIP guest and language expert Professor Kate Burridge from Monash University. Then we get chatting about our Aussie money, the animals on our coins, waterproof notes, old ATM cards, hidden features on banknotes, King Charles coins, and the old tradition of coins baked into fruit cake. Yes ..for real! Big shoutout to Margaret from Melbourne for winning our Aussie money quiz and Carlos from Laos for spreading the TCOC love. Thanks for listening ❤️ Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat 🎧 Listen now on Spotify, BuzzSprout, YouTube, Apple Podcast, or your favourite podcast platform what ever that is. 💬 Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube Music , and the Great Australian Podcast Directory. Thanks for tuning in ❤️ Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat Instagram + Facebook + Spotify & BuzzSprout & YouTube & YouTube Music & Great Australian Podcast Directory

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  Episode #63

  63. You Don't Know Me - Truth or Lie Part 4

  Mar 28, 202632 minS1

  Send us Fan Mail G’day and welcome back to Two Cousins One Chat and by popular demand we’re back with Part 4 of “ You Don’t Know Me – Truth or Lie .” But first… a quick catch up from our homes towns of Adelaide & Melbourne. Ben’s in the Festival State where the Adelaide Festival has been in full swing and he's been attending all sorts of comedy events and Kristy’s been road-tripping through South Australia’s stunning Limestone Coast. Plus…an incidental meeting with a TCOC listener in Melbourne, Sharon from Gozi & Pop a brilliant Melbourne artist, proving once again the world is a pretty small place sometimes. We also drop a little announcement… Kristy is heading back to Adelaide soon so we can finally record an episode together in real life. We might even livestream it. No promises… but it could get interesting. Safe to say… after more than 60 episodes of this podcast we’re still learning things about each other, this episode is a whole load of fun. See if you can pick the real answers before we do. 🎧 Listen now on Spotify, BuzzSprout, YouTube, Apple Podcast, or your favourite podcast platform what ever that is. 💬 Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube Music , and the Great Australian Podcast Directory. Thanks for tuning in ❤️ Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat Instagram + Facebook + Spotify & BuzzSprout & YouTube & YouTube Music & Great Australian Podcast Directory

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  Episode #62

  62. Melbourne & Adelaide Events and The 2026 Mailbag

  Feb 22, 202634 minS1

  Send us Fan Mail G’day and welcome back to Two Cousins One Chat and it’s time to crack open the 2026 Mailbag 📬🔥 After a quick weather update (its so humid), Kristy shares her recent trip down to Wilsons Promontory exploring the bike trails, pushing herself up the lookouts, spotting wallabies, wedge-tailed eagles, geckos and yes snakes. Fresh air and that Victorian coastal magic. From there, we dive straight into what’s happening locally- yes folks there’s is a lot. The Adelaide Fringe has officially kicked off, it’s the biggest arts festival in the Southern Hemisphere, and brings incredible energy and such a cool vibe to the city. Meanwhile, Adelaide is now the new home of the Australian Motorcycle Grand Prix, which feels like a pretty major flex for South Australia. Totally in Kristy’s wheelhouse she has a bit to say. And of course, we couldn’t not talk about Melbourne’s iconic Moomba Festival. The parade, the fireworks, the waterskiing… and the Birdman Rally, where fully grown adults strap on homemade cardboard wings and confidently launch themselves into the Yarra River for our entertainment. Then… the Mailbag opens.📬 Inside the Bag is: • Ben’s “I’ll keep it short” speech’s (14 minutes later…) • Rewards card checkout slow movers • Train seat hoggers • “I find that hard to believe” people Send us your everyday frustrations because the 2027 mailbag is already warming up. 🎧 Listen now on Spotify, BuzzSprout, YouTube, Apple Podcast, or your favourite podcast platform what ever that is. 💬 Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube Music , and the Great Australian Podcast Directory. Thanks for tuning in ❤️ Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat Instagram + Facebook + Spotify & BuzzSprout & YouTube & YouTube Music & Great Australian Podcast Directory

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