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Hosted by twobeardsplease · comedy · EN
We are mid-west guys who are picking a new topic each month and getting together to shoot the breeze, tell stories, and try to make each other laugh, and hopefully, you too!
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Signup to Generate a PitchWe are mid-west guys who are picking a new topic each month and getting together to shoot the breeze, tell stories, and try to make each other laugh, and hopefully, you too!
Recent episodes include "TBP - Band Camp" (28 August 2026, 97 minutes), "TBP - Soundtrack of Our Lives" (18 March 2025, 54 minutes), and "TBP- Valentine's Playlist" (14 February 2024, 28 minutes).
Two Beards Please publishes roughly every few months, with episodes averaging 51 minutes across 68 episodes.
Booking probability for Two Beards Please is 21%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Two Beards Please requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Two Beards Please's contact route on record: public web form.
Two Beards Please is a comedy podcast with 68 episodes published.
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Episode #79
The news of our demise has been greatly exaggerated. We are back with a new episode. Join us for our Band Camp episode where we channel our inner rock stars and talk about different bands we've been in, what drove us...
Episode #78
<p>WE ARE BACK!!!! Join us for this episode where we each pick songs to embody the soundtracks of our lives. As always, we include some amusing stories germane to each selection. (Andrew isn't the only one that knows...
Episode #85
<p>Join us for this episode where we curate a special playlist to help set the mood for Valentine's Day, and any other day where you need the mood set. </p>
Episode #84
<p>The Beards are back!!!! Join us for this episode where we talk about our favorite games, activities, and other shenanigans we enjoyed as kids on the school playground.</p>
Episode #83
<p>We are joined for this episode by Mike from Man Bites Dog podcast. The three of us discuss a breakfast food near and dear to many hearts....cereal. Listen in as we rank and file popular cereals from our childhood as...
Episode #82
<p>The boys go on a road trip to do a collaboration with a pub. If you're ever in Central Wisconsin, make the time to stop at Miller's Hillside Pub in Coloma and get the TBP Chair Breaker Burger. You won't regret it!</p>
Episode #81
<p>Join us for this episode where we create the official TBP Christmas music playlist. As usual, our differences are striking...we only matched on one song. </p>
Episode #80
<p>Join us for this episode where Nate combed Reddit for some interesting AITA stories to analyze. Play along and determine if you agree with the boys' decisions on who is an @$$4013 (rutabaga). </p>
Episode #79
<p>Join us for this episode where we talk about some special teachers we have had over the years that have made an impact in our lives.</p>
Episode #78
<p>Join us for this episode where we attempt to class it up a bit by bringing in our friend Hales. We discuss some interesting things that have happened and some people we've met this summer, as well as talk about new...
Episode #77
<p>Join us for this episode where we take a walk down memory lane. We go back to the beginning for some of our funniest stories from our first year of the show. After this episode, go back and listen to all of the year...
Episode #76
<p>Join us for this episode where we cover all the hard hitting questions you've come to expect from our show. We discuss how many chickens it would take to defeat an elephant in battle, what our Spice Girls name would...
Episode #75
<p>For this episode we are joined again by our friend B from Arbitrary Advice Podcast. Besides adding class and a level of charm to the show, she also brings us another Gen Z perspective on the world. This time we talk...
Episode #74
<p>Join us for this episode where we talk about the fat guy's Shangri-La.....buffet restaurants. Pizza, Chinese, American classics, breakfast, we talk about them all.</p>
Episode #73
<p>Join us for this episode where we have a significant announcement about the show...oh, and we talk about spring break trips.</p> <p> </p>
Episode #72
<p>Our sports guy Drew is back! Join us while we joke and give each other a hard time while we fill out our NCAA men's bball tournament bracket and want you to join us for a chance to win prizes - no cost to you!!!</p>
Episode #71
<p>Join us for this fattest of Tuesdays where we discuss some of our favorite fast food vices. We breakdown our favorites and land on a "super meal" that combines elements from multiple restaurants.</p> <p> </p> <p> </p>
Episode #70
<p>Join us for this episode where we talk about Nate's recent trip to California where he and his daughter toured a college, saw a retail theft as it happened, and Nate spent 5 minutes at the beach. We also bring in...
Episode #69
<p>Join us for this episode where we help you with several wonderful gift ideas to get for your significant other this Valentine's Day. Whether you're shopping for that special woman or man in your life, we've got you...
Episode #68
<p>Join us for this episode where we have a very special guest! Nate's little buddy Makayla joins us in the studio for a "competition" with Andrew. Nate has a quiz that will determine if Andrew is smarter than a 5 year...
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