
Cheap Cocaine
Tom and Rob discuss cheap cocaine, being boring, fertility rate, simulations and of course there is the karaoke consequences

Hosted by Tom Owen-Smith & Rob Elvin · 🇬🇧 gb · EN-GB · 15 episodes
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Tom and Rob set out to confuse and confound one another, and you, listener, are the collateral damage
Tom Owen-Smith & Rob Elvin hosts two bald men fighting over a comb, a comedy show with 15 episodes published.

Tom and Rob discuss cheap cocaine, being boring, fertility rate, simulations and of course there is the karaoke consequences

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Tom and Rob discuss butt plug cheating, standing ovations, Gertrude the flamingo, despotic/spartan DIY, Gamesmaster, bad guys bootcamp, emailing receipts and karaoke consequences.

New season, new format but the same old stupidity for your aural pleasure. Join Tom and Rob as they navigate their way through Speakers Corner, Dead Donkeys, Iguana's Igloo, Back in my Day, Tomorrow's World, Misanthropic

Tom and Rob discuss toxoplasma gondii, til death us do part, gravy boats, gurning games, mouse subbuteo and play a who is older game. Last episode of season 1… season 2 coming soon.

Tom and Rob discuss grow clothes, phantom haemorrhoids, dinjuries, Desmond Potter, 48hr deodrants, belly pillows, winter glasses, holograms and happy ending massage shop idea. This show's quiz is enough to make your knee

This episode Tom and Rob discuss the fruit juice from dreams, Orc mindfulness, Christmas movies, caffiene, alcohol, smoking/vaping and are we amusing ourselve to death. Rob quizzes Tom on common myths.

This episode Tom and Rob discuss the sycamore gap tree, The Beatles, Roger Waters, horticutral terrorism, esoteric sports, Rob's new invention idea, the Somerset gimp, care home lap dances, hospice hedonism and there is

Tom and Rob shatchit in this episode, discussing the meaning of life, employing an ex-terrorist, personality types, sweet tea, wiping your bum with your other hand, Tom has another moneymaking idea, Rob thinks he's come

This episode is all about Ben Johnson's bulging eyes, peachy teachers, hope for heroes, car buttons, scooter terrorists, Rob's song and Tom's painful quiz.

Tom and Rob share ideas on how to make the world a better place… and possibly make a few quid along the way.

Tom and Rob discuss social media conspiracy theories and why this might be.... and there is of course the pop quiz at the end. This episode was lovingly edited by Rob

Episode 2 - Rantallion* Tom and Rob discuss Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Madeline McCann, Nicola Bulley.... and there is of course the pop quiz at the end. *Rantallion: A person whose scrotum is so relaxed as to hang so lo

The pilot episode. Tom and Rob discuss Eric Gill, cancel culture and forgotten Russian heros
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