What happens when three grown-ass women sit around drinking and talking about stupid stuff that doesn’t matter – until it does?? Everything and anything goes on a journey that will take you from the poignant to the pointless in no time, and you’ll wonder where the heck you just spent the last 30 minutes. Join Ellen, Jen and Alex as they keep you on track by getting off topic. Don’t miss it.
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Signup to Generate a PitchWhat happens when three grown-ass women sit around drinking and talking about stupid stuff that doesn’t matter, until it does?? Everything and anything goes on a journey that will take you from the poignant to the pointless in no time, and you’ll wonder where the heck you just spent the last 30 minutes.
Recent episodes include "Episode 153: Order Up At That Diner Counter, Flex Those Modern Dance Moves, and Let's All Avoid Scary Bed Injuries!" (22 September 2026, 61 minutes), "Episode 152: Pull Up Those Kneesocks, Jump In That Fighter Jet, and Let's Hold A Grudge Against Everyone!" (27 August 2026, 56 minutes), and "Episode 151: Buy Those Groceries, Top Off That Tank, and Let's Have The World Cup Every Year" (23 July 2026, 62 minutes).
Total Sidebar publishes roughly monthly, with episodes averaging 60 minutes across 154 episodes.
Booking probability for Total Sidebar is 33%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Total Sidebar requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Total Sidebar's contact route on record: public web form.
Total Sidebar is a comedy show with 154 episodes published.
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Do you refuse to admit you snore, even when you know you do? Do you take random drives in your car just to pluck stray facial hairs? Well, we track right there with you, so tune in now and we'll compare notes!
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