
This week on Topicopedia, Ste and Nicole are joined by Naomi (aka Nemo) and Sheree from Beyond the Cosy Hideout, and we're mixing absolute nonsense with something genuinely important. The girls are taking on 60 hours of...

https://linktr.ee/topicopediaTopicopedia is the podcast where current affairs meet complete nonsense.Every week, Ste & Nicole dive into the biggest stories from Topical Media, read your messages, opinions and questionable life choices, then inevitably get distracted by something completely unrelated.Expect our Off-topic Topic, Judge Jerry (where Uncle Jerry solves modern problems with even more modern solutions), Follow Fast or Scroll Past, Meme of the Week, Jokes of the Week, and whatever random tangents we end up on in between.It’s packed with sarcastic humour, ridiculous conversations, awful puns, plenty of innuendo, and the kind of banter you’d expect from two mates who probably should’ve stayed off the internet.If you like your podcasts funny, a little bit chaotic, and only loosely held together by a running order… welcome to Topicopedia.
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Signup to Generate a PitchEvery week, Ste & Nicole dive into the biggest stories from Topical Media, read your messages, opinions and questionable life choices, then inevitably get distracted by something completely unrelated.
Recent episodes include "EP232 | GAMING FOR CALM, BRAIN ROT & JUDGE JERRY'S BIRTHDAY BOLLOCKING" (28 October 2026, 114 minutes), "Topicopedia EP231.mp3" (21 October 2026, 78 minutes), and "Ep230 | Oops, We're Swingers! Filthy Quizzes & Dating Icks" (14 October 2026, 100 minutes).
Topicopedia publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 91 minutes across 309 episodes.
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Topicopedia is a leisure podcast with 309 episodes published.
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This week on Topicopedia, Ste and Nicole are joined by Naomi (aka Nemo) and Sheree from Beyond the Cosy Hideout, and we're mixing absolute nonsense with something genuinely important. The girls are taking on 60 hours of...

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Nicole's apparently running a spider maternity ward, Ste wants absolutely nothing to do with the eight-legged little bastards, and that's before we've even got onto the weird stuff. This week on Topicopedia, we're...

Ste and Nicole are back, and somehow a perfectly innocent quiz, a hot tub and a relationship involving a toaster have all ended up in the same episode. This week, there's a Pepsi disaster at the cinema, the eye-watering...

Nicole breaks WordPress, Ste contemplates reporting a gas worker smoking next to a massive hole, and somehow that's one of the more sensible parts of Episode 229. This week we discover the surprisingly filthy world of...

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EP228 | T.J. HUGHES: THE WORST ACRONYM EVER What does T.J. Hughes actually stand for? Well… apparently Ste and Nicole have some ideas, and somewhere around the hour mark they become so pleased with one of them that they...

Which animals could Ste and Nicole actually beat in a fight? A goose seems possible. A kangaroo changes the mood considerably. This week, Nicole’s attempt to build a website leads into an M&S trip, a car crash and the...

EP226 | Crotch Goblins, Supermarket Rage & Judge Jerry’s Wedding Verdict Crotch goblins, supermarket rage, New York mole people, common sense and a child-free wedding that somehow ends up in Judge Jerry’s courtroom...

EP225 | WETHERSPOONS PLATES ARE BRANDING GENIUS Episode 225 starts with autumn, technical gremlins and the remains of the NFT boom before heading into stolen Guinness, driverless taxis, a 35-day film, USB-sniffing...

EP224 | Bonnie Blue, Dad’s Secret Subscription & a Very Awkward Baby Question Nicole is back from Cornwall with a new coffee machine and a Nintendo Switch, and it doesn’t take long for things to deteriorate. We get...

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EP223 | £38k by mistake? A neighbour row escalates into CCTV, spreadsheets, Who Let The Dogs Out and retaliatory Cocomelon before Judge Jerry delivers his verdict. Plus a £38,611 British Gas mistake, AI shoplifters...

This week on Topicopedia, things get weird remarkably quickly. Nicole somehow gets Michael Barrymore to sing Happy Birthday to “Spoodpimpy”, we discover what happens when somebody puts Bovril in a SodaStream, and Ste...

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We both lick it out. Yes, that is a genuine sentence from EP221. And yes, we immediately realised it would probably end up in the title. This week Ste and Nicole tackle the important issues: the correct way to eat a...

Description: Nicole’s back has finally packed up, Ste has returned from his birthday trip to London considerably poorer, and a disappointing Gordon Ramsay burger has left him questioning everything. In Episode 220 of...

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In Episode 219, Ste and Nicole accidentally spend far too long investigating Ben & Jerry’s flavours before eventually remembering they have an actual podcast to record. There’s listener feedback, Andy Burnham and Number...

Episode 218 gets expensive, awkward and worryingly canine. Nicole has bought a 3D printer and immediately discovered that the printer itself is only the beginning of the spending. We catch up with your feedback, discuss...

Autocorrect has learned one word from Ste’s phone and it absolutely refuses to let it go: THE BINDICATOR. This week, Nicole reveals the matching tattoos and launches a forensic investigation into the face of someone who...

Ste and Nicole are back for episode 216 of Topicopedia, and this week starts exactly how any sensible podcast should: with colonoscopy chat, road surface analysis and a suspiciously deep dive into bus-route YouTube...

This week on Topicopedia, Ste and Nicole are surviving the heatwave, arguing about aircon, celebrating Spoodpimp going weirdly viral, and once again proving that Lidl’s middle aisle is basically financial Russian...

This week on Topicopedia, we somehow go from politics to haunted bath toys, which feels about right. We talk Keir Starmer apparently throwing in the towel, Andy Burnham being lined up as the next big northern hope...

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This week on Topicopedia, Ste and Nicole accidentally wander through the Lidl middle aisle of chaos, discuss whether Ste has become worryingly healthy, and explain why slime with bits in it is an offence against...
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