comedy
Hosted by Matt Squirrell, Mat Hurst · comedy · EN-UK
Join Squirrell and Hurst as they rank a random subject every episode, then turn it over to you to decide the official world ranking!
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Top Five Face Off is hosted by Matt Squirrell, Mat Hurst. The show has published 42 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Fictional Monsters" (28 October 2026, 61 minutes), "Season 3 teaser" (14 October 2026, 3 minutes), and "Acting Dynasties" (12 August 2026, 80 minutes).
Top Five Face Off publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 54 minutes across 42 episodes.
Booking probability for Top Five Face Off is 32%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Top Five Face Off requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Top Five Face Off's contact route on record: verified email.
Matt Squirrell, Mat Hurst hosts Top Five Face Off, a comedy podcast with 42 episodes published.
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Episode #1
We're back, and we've got our Halloween rank on! If you want to find out which monster is the most monstrous, come along and listen. Thanks to Solo Supper for sponsoring this episode, where you can plan a week's meals...
Episode #0
We're back, Rankers! Or, at least, we will be, on the 28th of October! Now go and vote for your acting dynasties! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This...
Episode #26
In the final episode of season 2, science takes on the cool factor in an epic battle of ranks. Will the cold, hard numbers of the brain beat out the feelings of the heart? Only time (a lot of it) will tell. Thanks for...
Episode #24
Which movie was best at foreplay? You can probably guess what Squirrell is choosing for his number one, but you won't guess what either of them chose as 'worst', we promise. Vote for the winner at...
Episode #23
You're going to strongly disagree with someone in this episode. Who? Well, that's up to you. Come and listen to a huge Meatloaf fan and someone that appears a bit confused by the man's popularity. Vote for the winner at...
Episode #22
Some baddies are baddies just for the sake of it. Some of them are geniuses. Join Squirrell and Hurst as they let you know who the most schemingest villains of all time are. Vote for the winner at...
Episode #21
One of us really likes the Fast and Furious movies. One of us really doesn't. Come and join the Top Five Face Off "family" Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/quickcross ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt...
Episode #20
We rank our favourite things to eat at McDonald's. One of us has a type, to put it lightly. Also - bonus OAP tech support - live! Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/maccers ! Brought to you, with love, by...
Episode #19
Hurst dislikes long movies, so this one is going to vex him. Come and listen as we discuss said movies in one of our shorter episodes for some time, ironically. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/threehours...
Episode #18
What even is a 'chick flick'? We debate that, and tell you the best ones. There'll be controversy over this one, we can tell you that for free. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/chickflick ! Brought to you...
Episode #17
Cartoons from when you were a kid. Or, you know, long before you were born. Join Squirrell and Hurst on a romp through the olden days of SD TV, awesome theme tunes and the ends of the cartoons delivering messages about...
Episode #16
Have you ever thought about smells? Really thought about them, and why you might like a smell that other people don't? It's weird, right? ----------------------- Can you beat Hurst to become the ultimate Harry Potter...
Episode #15
Do you know how many Abba songs there are? We do. Do you know what the best five are? You will soon. No, but seriously - there are a lot of Abba songs. Send help. ----------------------- Can you beat Hurst to become the...
Episode #13
There are many, many, many great adverts. We find the best five, and - trust us - it wasn't easy. Prepare to laugh, sing and quote along in possibly our most nostalgia-filled episode to date. Vote for the winner at...
Episode #12
We're still not sure what exactly makes something a finger food, but here's the best five of them! And the worst. And a spare worst. And some shocking discoveries about your hosts! Vote for the winner at...
Episode #10
Squirrell and Hurst take you through the best adult cartoons. No, not that kind of adult cartoon, weeb. Give it a listen to hear a Top Five Face Off FIRST! Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/acartoons...
Episode #9
Squirrell and Hurst rank biscuits. There's more I could say here, but that sums it up rather well. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/biscuits ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst...
Episode #6
It continues to be the season! Squirrell and Hurst bring you the very best movies to watch this Christmastime. Listen out for the worst possible argument for "why Die Hard is a Christmas movie" that you've ever heard...
Episode #5
You see "best Christmas songs" lists all the time - we thought we'd make it official. Squirrell and Hurst bring you this Christmas special because they suddenly realised it was December. Vote for the winner at...
Episode #3
If there's one episode you wouldn't expect to be contentious, it would be this one. You're very, very wrong. Join Matt and Mat as they get FAR too passionate about the top five kitchen implements. Vote for the winner at...
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