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<p>"She wants to be flowers, but you make her owls. You must not complain, then, if she goes hunting."</p><br><p>The 60s are calling on the Alan Garner phone and it's finally the decade of the teenager! It's what we...

"She wants to be flowers, but you make her owls. You must not complain, then, if she goes hunting." The 60s are calling on the Alan Garner phone and it's finally the decade of the teenager! It's what we like to call an...

<p>Give yourself a shiny!!!</p><br><p>Here is some classic 2000s Cbeebies content for you. We've got puppets, we've got repetitive musical stings, and we've got learning about Places and Concepts.</p><br><p>We also...

<p>Who's the Governor? YOU'RE THE GOVERNOR!!!</p><br><p>This is a VERY important episode. The Slammer means a tremendous deal to us, it is one of the greatest shows ever made, and if you agree with us it means you have...

<p>QUAAAACK!</p><br><p>It's the older (and not quite as good but still really good) cousin of Tots TV.</p><br><p>Rosie and Jim is about two demonic imps who haunt a houseboat and ruin the lives of three adorable retired...

<p>SUGAR! SPICE! AND EVERYTHING NICE!</p><br><p>It's a Laurisode once again. Meg and Elsie have NEVER SEEN THE POWERPUFF GIRLS and Laura is going to put an end to that.</p><br><p>Other topics: Elsie's love of '66...

<p>What show has three children struggling to complete a 7-piece jigsaw, an adult man beefing with kids for not swimming fast enough, and the prospect of being trapped inside a giant monkey's belly for all...

<p>Season 7 is HERE AT LAST!</p><br><p>We're kicking off with Thots favourites Ivor Wood and Michael Bond. The Herbs is an intensely boring show (perfect for a season premiere) but if there's one thing your three hosts...

<p>You wait six seasons for a Sarah Jane Adventures episode and then two come along at once!</p><br><p>This is part two of a very special season finale indeed, and it is about one of our favourite shows that we've...

<p>NAEBODY MOVE!</p><br><p>This was originally a bonus Patreon episode that came out in August, and was always going to eventually make its way onto our main feed. This is the sort of fun we get up to on there, and we...

<p>Well, it's about time.</p><br><p>The original plan was one episode about the entire Sarah Jane series. How naive we were.</p><br><p>So here is part 1 of hopefully a Tracy Beaker style ongoing saga of everything Sarah...

<p>But somebody's not in bed...</p><p>You know how much we love to revisit Ragdoll productions and the work of Anne Wood and Andrew Davenport. It's that time again to "review" something that is just plain and...

<p>The Numberjacks are on their way!!!</p><br><p>Okay. It's time we discussed the most visually unsettling show ever put before pre-schoolers.</p><br><p>Numberjacks won awards for its educational content and traumatised...

<p>Content warning: discussion of racism, antisemitism, and homophobia.</p><br><p>Make way for everyone's least favourite cabbie...</p><br><p>It's time, once again, for an Enid Blyton Megisode.</p><br><p>This little...

<p>COCO! COCO!</p><br><p>It's a Laura episode (Lepisode)!!!</p><br><p>This week we're hopping across the pond to one of the favourite networks of the Sky Children - Cartoon Network.</p><br><p>Freeview kids Elsie and Meg...