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Unknown Host hosts This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast!, a comedy show with 89 episodes published.
We recorded an entire episode—and lost every ducking minute of it—so welcome to Take Two, where we attempt to recreate the magic while becoming increasingly unhinged. Ashten terrorizes two children who won’t stop predict
Why does enrolling your child in the same school require 16 million questions—and exactly how incarcerated are we talking? This week, Jen and Ashten debate top sheets, freshly made beds, suspicious vines growing through
We’re celebrating one full year of podcast chaos with a $100 giveaway, undercover Disney princesses, and plans for the ultimate villain-themed Halloween. Then Ashten introduces Jen to Should I Marry a Murderer? , which n
This week, Jen and Ashten debate whether permanent daylight saving time would make everyone happier—or just force us to start work in the dark. Then the conversation takes an emotional turn as Ashten shares how Tobin is
We’re back in bed and officially switching to Fridays for the summer because weddings, college, cheerleading, Shrek and life in general have taken over. This week, Jen demands a ticket to see Garth Brooks while TikTok tr
Happy Monday after the 4th! We’re still sipping Kiss on the Lips, still recovering from the weekend, and somehow going from patriotic sewing plans to Netflix recommendations, Yellowstone spin-offs, Little House on the Pr
We’re back, themed-ish, and kicking off July with a Carnival cruise classic: Kiss on the Lips. This Friday episode goes from social media trends we are officially over, to dangerous TikTok art, OOTD exhaustion, gaming ra
This week, we start with a very normal podcast warm-up: canoe near-death experiences, projectile vomiting in a kayak, and a toddler poop emergency that deserves its own hazard pay. Then we somehow pivot into Netflix’s Ma
This Friday episode starts with post-Scotland jet lag, business catch-up chaos, and the discovery that Jen’s “old lady YouTube” may actually be ahead of TikTok. Then we fall straight into the disturbing rabbit hole of Ti
We’re back from Scotland, and apparently all it took was castles, kilts, Outlander locations, confusing accents, and one very honest tour guide to nearly take us out. In this Scotland edition, we recap our senior trip ad
Welp...this is why. If you liked the title last week, you'll LOVE this week's episode! To recap....aliens, weedeaters, cannibalism, Nancy Grace...need we say more? CONGRATULATIONS EMMA AND CLASS OF 2026!!
This week we start with a hat, somehow detour through quilts, graduation chaos, dirty soda bars, widow guilt, PTSD triggers, and TikTok judgment — then get interrupted by a man attacking the hedges. Honestly, very on bra
Happy Friday, and welcome back to This Is Why We Can’t Have a Podcast . This episode starts with an alleged wife-for-boat trade involving frozen catfish and somehow spirals into chef-related crime stories, UFOs, AI inter
We’re back after a rough week, and this episode comes in hot with emotional whiplash, Monday morning tequila, widowhood honesty, dating disappointments, and a full breakdown of why adults need more gumption. Ashton opens
This week, we’re talking secret-service connections, AI business makeovers, $41 million lottery dreams, what we’d buy if we won, and the old-money families who somehow lost billions. From the Vanderbilts and Astors to Ge
This week, we’re recapping everything from our chaotic Vegas trip to the emotional rollercoaster that hit way harder than expected. We’re talking Broadway raves, questionable Uber drivers, and why apparently the only thi
This episode is coming to you LIVE (and very unhinged) from the Las Vegas airport … sitting by the men’s bathroom ✈️😂 We had big plans for a polished Vegas episode… but clearly, you’ve met us. This week: One of us forgo
n this episode, we spiral (naturally) from a listener confession about “corny dogs” vs. “corn dogs” into a full-blown identity crisis over the weird words our families say 😂 Then things take a turn… We dive into the ver
This episode is pure chaos—in the best way 😂 We’re talking about unexpected addictions (yes… gas station slushies have entered the chat), the reality behind Coachella vs. what you see online, and why some people are out
We start with handmade bags and side hustles, but quickly spiral into the kind of chaos you’ve come to expect 😂 We talk about: The real misconceptions people have about us (and why they’re kinda true 👀) Why kids today
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This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast! is hosted by Unknown Host. The show is categorised under Comedy (society) and has published 89 episodes.
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