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There is a house. There has always been a house. This Address Does Not Exist is an anthology of epistolary haunted house stories.
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Signup to Generate a PitchThere is a house. There has always been a house. This Address Does Not Exist is an anthology of epistolary haunted house stories.
Recent episodes include "Episode 22: Feculence: All of Us" (31 October 2026, 20 minutes), "Episode 21: This is the House My Grandmother Died In" (30 October 2026, 44 minutes), and "Episode 20: DIY" (16 October 2026, 73 minutes).
This Address Does Not Exist publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 27 minutes across 21 episodes.
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This Address Does Not Exist is a fiction podcast with 21 episodes published.
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Episode #22
I am writing to you. I have a̶̗̮̹͗̉͑̓l̴̢̫̺̤̒̚w̷̜͉͍̽͆a̸͖͊͊̿ỵ̶͕̀͊s̶͕̐̃̈̀ been writing to you. -- Fec is Cruz Vento Daisy McNamara Doodles Ed Su Elian Marcel John Kenard Marly Joy Reag Koster Feculence was written by Gem...
Episode #21
Voice Note: XX-XX-2025 Hey! Sorry, had to move to voice message, ‘cause I’ve got way too much to say and typing takes too long. I only started moving my boxes in half an hour ago and the mess is already getting to my...
Episode #20
Saturday, ₴⃥⃒̸Ɇ⃥⃒̸₱⃥⃒̸₮⃥⃒̸Ɇ⃥⃒̸₥⃥⃒̸฿⃥⃒̸Ɇ⃥⃒̸⃥⃒̸ �⃥⃒̸�⃥⃒̸, 2009, 8:18 am Hey Mom. I bought the house. ** After divorcing her cheating husband, Veronica throws herself into home renovation. ** This episode was written &...
Episode #17
1987 Morning, Jane. If you’re reading this, that means I’ve already left for work. I know you tend to be fairly disoriented first thing in the morning. The last thing I want to do is scare you. ** A woman wakes up in an...
Episode #16
Ẁ̶̡̪͇͈͓̖̱̺̐̓̊ͅë̵̡̫̠̼́ are not writing to ̷̤̺͖͖͚̤͉̲̔̽͛͒̚͜ÿ̶͒͑̃̓̌͘͜ō̴͎̩̜͇̆̂̇͋̉̔̚ȗ̸̦̅͌̋͗́. But they think they like your attention. ̸̧̥̹͔͖̇̑̓̀Ţ̶̹̦̺͚̠̜͚̔̅̈́͂͛ͅẖ̶̫̲͓̣̂̈́̈́̅͐̒̈́̕ẹ̵͍̪̗̫͕͎͊͊̀͛̚͝͠ỳ̷̧̧̘̹̳̬̳̫̉̌̋̀̆͊͛ will...
Episode #15
Canım babam; It’s been two months since the roads closed off due to snow -or at least, that’s what Mom says. A lot has happened since then. ** Winter 1962, Kars, Turkey. Letters from a little girl to her father about...
Episode #14
I am not w̶̨͚̤̹̗̗̯̔̂̊͠r̶̭̩͇̐i̸̡̞͌͆͝t̴̫͙̬̱̺̥͂ì̷̫̬̜͈͐n̵̢̧̤͕̆͑͑̓̚͝͝g̵̢̤͙̉̅ ̷̡͎̗̼̱̠̀͜͝ to you. But I have t̸̘̲͒͋̔̋̈́h̵̡̹̗͇̍̈́i̷̜͓̐̈̀̚͠n̵̼͖̻̟̰̭͊̿̃̔̍͊̂g̷̛̟̈̌̓̉s̸͉̯̃ ̵̨̱̫̘̱̯̮̅̅to write. Transcript .
Episode #13
From the desk of Roberta, 1950 Dearest Anna. I did it. I applied for the position. Mrs Compressa, the mother, invited me to interview. It’s a beautiful house: an ample yard, big picture windows, a swing set with twin...
Episode #12
W̵̡̛̯̣̬͇̺̆̿̈́̀̅̀̋̋̎͋̾̂͐̋̅͠ẽ̵͕̯̳̉̈́̿͒͗͛͌̑̂̾͋̐̃͗̓͘͘̚͝ ̴̨̨̩̰̟̭̙̳͙̙̥̳̗̻̣͖͙͉̲̯̥̩͇͕̝̦͕̾͛͂̏͆͋̓́̓̔̂̃̑́̅͆̀͑̊̐̓͘͘̕͜͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅare not writing to you. But there are things you might like to k̷͙̔n̸̩͉͕͑͐͌̍͝ȏ̸̢̝̀̀w̷̙̙͙̆͜ͅ. Transcript .
Episode #11
May 12th, 1920. The black spot is growing. ** Hired to be a live-in nanny, Roberta is disconcerted to find an empty nest. ** Written by Hannah Brown Edited by Lee Seguinte Sound designed by Erik Seguinte Jordan...
Episode #10
I am not writing to y̵̛̹͈̪͖̼̖̌̆̔̔̓o̵̰̲͇̳̲̙̬͂̃͗̓̇͠u̸͙̼̥͆. But there is nothing to stop y̶̢͍̺͖̭̮̿̆͌̒̾̈́̕͘͝͝ǫ̷̪̻̗̼̯̙̩̠̎̂̇̆̊͐͊̈́̋̾̂̕͝ư̷̛̠͙̟̻̰̪͔̂̽̄̐͋̾̍̒͑̅̇̆̀̓͊̐̕ ̵̨̭̹͓͈̪͉͙̮̦̲̳̿͒̌̉̆͜ͅfrom reading on. Transcript .
Episode #9
September 10, 1885 My dear Victoria, It’s so quiet out here. I desperately miss the bustling streets of Portland, being surrounded by life and humanity as I go about my day. The house is lovely, though. As much as I...
Episode #8
I am not ẅ̶̺͚̑̍͝r̶͕͇͝i̸̲͈̐t̵̢̟̬̖̖͠i̷̙̝͙̽͛n̸̟͋̆̀ǵ̵̢̻̟̥̝͂̚ to you. But you can keep ȓ̷̮̺̩͖̱̆̕ẻ̶͕̥ͅa̵̼͕̖̫̎͐͑̈́͑d̶̲̞͖̞̋̄̓̉i̴̧̟̺̯͂̓̊ǹ̷̟̗̩̀̓̆̈g̷̘̝̩̙̑̔̈́̋̚, if you like. Transcript .
Episode #6
November 3, 1866 _Dear Hiuching, _ I’m sorry I haven’t written to you. During the winter of 1866, a Chinese worker on the Central Pacific Railroad writes home every night, hoping that one of the letters will survive the...
Episode #5
March 20, 1833 I think I could be happy. Really happy. I am not as wrong as all that, I could be contented. Even if I were married. Even if I were married to Harold. Ella and her husband Harold move into their own home...
Episode #4
May 4, 1817 What fortune has been bestowed upon me, all thanks to my own doing! I have recently acquired a property just south of Keswick- smack-bang in the heart of the countryside. Wilfred Brooks’ new manor is quiet...
Episode #3
1799 My dearest Eleanor, I hope this letter finds you well, wherever you may be on the Atlantic. Or perhaps you have sailed out of its bounds entirely, and made your way to seas unknown. ** In the 1790s, a young woman...
Episode #2
Friday, 17th June 1796 Dearest Marion, Well! I am now, for better or worse, ensconced fully in Ship House. ** A man's happy letters and journal entries gradually take on a darker tone when he discovers he is not the...
Episode #1
June 23rd, 1750 Summers in the northernmost territories are comparable to those of my youth. For that my gratitude is genuine. An eighteenth century housewright embarks on a project to build a home in remote Vermont...
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