Oct 20, 202657 min
Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks what’s the craziest thing someone has said to you during sex? Then, Cloud asks: tell me the weirdest thing your ex did…not the usual, like really weird ? Buckle up, because Thick...
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Thick Threads
Hosted by Persephanii and Patrick Cloud · comedy · EN
About this Podcast:
Thick Threads is a hilarious podcast hosted by Persephanii and Patrick Cloud that focuses on the craziest most entertaining “threads” on social media!! Whether it’s a wild story on Twitter, a conspiracy on Reddit, or even a collection of ignorance on forums, Thick Threads will take you down the most random rabbit holes on the internet! Subscribe now!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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What is Thick Threads about?
Thick Threads is a hilarious podcast hosted by Persephanii and Patrick Cloud that focuses on the craziest most entertaining “threads” on social media!! Whether it’s a wild story on Twitter, a conspiracy on Reddit, or even a collection of ignorance on forums, Thick Threads will take you down the most random rabbit holes on the internet! Subscribe now!!
Who hosts Thick Threads?
Thick Threads is hosted by Persephanii and Patrick Cloud. The show has published 208 episodes to date.
What has Thick Threads covered recently?
Recent episodes include "WHATS THE CRAZIEST THING SOMEONE SAID DURING SEGGS? (LIVE HALLOWEEN EPISODE!)" (20 October 2026, 57 minutes), "$1 Million to Be Trapped in Walmart for 24 Hours With Michael Myers" (13 October 2026, 45 minutes), and "What Are Some Creepy Facts???!!!" (6 October 2026, 44 minutes).
How often does Thick Threads publish?
Thick Threads publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 61 minutes across 208 episodes.
How hard is it to get booked on Thick Threads?
Booking probability for Thick Threads is 36%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Thick Threads requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Thick Threads's contact route on record: verified email.
About the host
Persephanii and Patrick Cloud hosts Thick Threads, a comedy podcast with 208 episodes published.
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Recent episodes
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- Oct 13, 202645 min
Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii thread is a story of strange things happening inside the Bowen family’s Pepperell, Ma home in 1986. Then, Cloud asks: would you agree to be locked inside a Walmart for 24 hours with...
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What Are Some Creepy Facts???!!!
Oct 6, 202644 minAdd us on DISCORD! Persephanii thread asks what medical practice has changed because it went terribly wrong. Then, Cloud asks: What are some very creepy facts. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of...
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How Did You Know They Were a Psychopath?
Sep 29, 202651 minAdd us on DISCORD! Persephanii thread asks what made you realize you were treating a sociopath? Then, Cloud asks: people who have interacted with a psychopath, what made you realize they were one? Buckle up, because...
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WAXING HORROR STORIES!! {LIVE EPISODE}
Sep 23, 20261h 5mAdd us on DISCORD! Persephanii thread asks waxers to reveal why they’ve ever stopped MID-SERVICE. Then, Cloud asks: What’s a job people romanticize WAY too much…until they actually do it? Buckle up, because Thick...
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Yeah…I’m NEVER Doing That Again?!
Sep 15, 202645 minAdd us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks: What’s something you did ONCE and immediately knew, “Yup… I’m never doing this sh*t again”? Then, Cloud takes things down a much darker rabbit hole with a Reddit thread asking: “For...
- Aug 31, 20261 hour
OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks: What’s the grimiest sh*t a friend has ever done to you? Then, Cloud dives into a disturbing thread: What’s the darkest secret you know about someone that could...
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Irrational Reasons Your Partner Makes You Mad!
Aug 18, 202640 minOUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks: What’s the most unhinged reason you’ve gotten irrationally mad at your partner? Then, Cloud dives into the unwritten rules of society: What’s one minor social...
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I Scissored My Boyfriend
Aug 4, 20261h 5mOUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii thread asks: what is something you’ve said to humble someone who was out of line. Then, Cloud shares a thread simply titled, “I scissored My Boyfriend” that leads to...
- Jul 28, 202649 min
OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii explores the true crime stories that changed people's lives forever. Then, Cloud stumbles upon a shocking Reddit thread after a wife discovers her husband's deeply...
- Jul 21, 202652 min
OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii shares a thread where people share their general anesthesia stories which leads to her sharing her own. Meanwhile, Cloud’s thread is about being with somebody who’s...
- Jul 14, 20261h 22m
OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks: what’s a petty red flag. Meanwhile, Cloud’s thread may be a red flag as he dives into a thread that says “watching movies at home is boring.” Buckle...
- Jul 7, 202659 min
OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks what’s a random sensory quirk you never told anyone about? Meanwhile, Cloud wants to know to those that have accidentally killed someone, what went wrong? Buckle...
- Jun 30, 20261 hour
OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks what’s a black people feature that you didn’t inherit? Meanwhile, Cloud wants to know what is the most proudest moment of your sexual history? Buckle up, because...
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I’m Sick of My Parent’s Sex Life
Jun 17, 202654 minOUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks: Women, what’s the pettiest thing you’ve done to a man who did you wrong? Meanwhile, Cloud dives into a Reddit post where someone admit’s they’re sick of their...
- Jun 9, 20261h 38m
OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks: What’s something you do that absolutely nobody knows about that makes you whimsical af? Meanwhile, Cloud uncovers a Reddit confession: I got turned on during my...
- Jun 3, 20261h 24mS0
<p>OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii wants to hear from the fellas: what's something you do shamelessly that other men might call "soft" but you'll never give up? Meanwhile, Cloud asks people who've...
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Crazy Stories From Night Shift Workers!!
May 26, 20261h 12mS0<p>OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks a wild question, what food makes you question how humans discovered it was edible? Meanwhile, Cloud asks night shift workers, what’s the creepiest thing...
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Married Men Admit Their Secret Fantasies!!
May 19, 20261h 15mS0<p>OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks married men to share secret fantasies. Meanwhile, Cloud wants to know what is something you saw at a friend’s house that made you realize the family is...
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Tell Us About A Time When You Almost Cried in Public
May 12, 20261h 13mS0<p>OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii wants to know about a time you went out in public and you had to fight back tears the entire time Meanwhile, Cloud asks: what is the biggest ick you ever had on a...
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