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Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This, my esteemed listener, is a new episode of The Wednesday Audio. Problem is, I have no features. I have no c*ntent. I have no listener missives.So what am I going to fill it with? T

Hosted by Craig Burgess · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 118 episodes
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A satirical and often maniacal look at internet hustle culture through the dark eyes of Wednesday evenings. If you’re looking for self-improvement, this isn’t it.
Craig Burgess hosts The Wednesday Audio, a comedy show with 118 episodes published.

Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This, my esteemed listener, is a new episode of The Wednesday Audio. Problem is, I have no features. I have no c*ntent. I have no listener missives.So what am I going to fill it with? T

This entire episode is all brand new and full of brand new features and no they’re not all just renamed features, they’re actually brand new or at least one of them is brand new. Thank you

I think today’s special for some reason. Something to do with love, or something?

I was so out of practice with this episode I actually forgot that this was episode 115, and kept referring to it as 114. But…at least there’s a new episode…right?


My new favourite word this week (brought to by Trilety), is onanism. I shamelessly (I have no shame, have you not noticed) used it throughout this episode. It turned out alright. Leave me a missive or a Donkey List on my

I was meant to record this episode on the 19th October, and then…I didn’t. Enjoy this very delayed episode if you’re capable of such activities.

I had a complaint from a listener last week that I’ve had to take seriously. If there is one commitment I like to make on this podcast, it’s that the correct length is received on each episode. The current runtime of an

After a month-long hiatus, Trilety challenged me to make the most interesting episode of The Wednesday Audio. She challenged me to attempt to make the funniest, most eng*ging, most intellectually challenging episode poss

Unfortunately I need to apologise twice today. Here’s the first apology from Podcast Ombudsman No. 3: Dear valued listeners, We would like to take a moment to address an unfortunate error that occurred in our last episod

I hate it when YouTube videos do that thing. You know, that thing. “Hi guys, I’m sorry I’ve been absent for a while, but I’m back with a new video now about the moon landings or whatever” Be absent with pride. Be away wi

Perhaps you thought it’d gone away. Perhaps you were thankful that you’d finally been removed of the burden of listening. Perhaps—on some deep and meaningful level—you were missing the pudcast. Perhaps it was all of the

You know how Netflix do that really annoying thing where they span a 45-minute story out into a six-part documentary series? Where there’s just absolutely no substance to the story, but they somehow manage to keep it dra

All I’m going to leave in the description this week is this sound effect from the episode: Get full access to The Wednesday Audio at yeahwednesdays.substack.com/subscribe

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Introducing the 99st Episode Booster! Lots of people ask me (at least one): ‘Craig, how do you remain consist*ntly s**t, week in and week out?’. Then I respond: ‘Actually, the answer is a surprising development’. Introdu

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The Wednesday Audio is hosted by Craig Burgess. The show is categorised under comedy (improv) and has published 118 episodes.
The Wednesday Audio has published 118 episodes.
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