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Hosted by Max Balegde & George Clarke · comedy · EN
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Signup to Generate a PitchWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
The Useless Hotline is hosted by Max Balegde & George Clarke. The show has published 167 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "The Final Episode." (3 May 2026, 119 minutes), "How Would GEORGE CLARKE & MAX BALAGDE Spend £200M: Mukbangs, Moats and a 'Social Battery'" (24 April 2026, 47 minutes), and "BONUS EPISODE! End Of Tour Wrap Up!!!" (19 April 2026, 38 minutes).
The Useless Hotline publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 58 minutes across 167 episodes.
Booking probability for The Useless Hotline is 25%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. The Useless Hotline requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. The Useless Hotline's contact route on record: verified email.
Max Balegde & George Clarke hosts The Useless Hotline, a comedy podcast with 167 episodes published.
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Episode #11
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Episode #11
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Episode #10
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<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small...
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<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small...
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<p>Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions!</p><br><p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place...
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