
Chapter 10 - Monster Under the Bed
My younger, sexier self. Song: Shame Shame Shame by the Stones https://open.spotify.com/track/0l5i2lHBBB1UqFg44HSMuF?si=941784f978ae4462
Show notes
Hosted by David Schmoot · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 11 episodes
Established thought leaders with verified media credentials.
This is not the tidy, triumphant memoir of a hero overcoming adversity. This is the play-by-play of a human being stumbling forward in real time. No lessons. No morals. No personal growth. Displayed are David’s deeply personal triumphs, seismic regrets, little wins and large humiliations. Every story is true and in chronological order so as every questionable decision bleeds into the next, you’ll witness the slow, chaotic construction of a personality. This is the Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot.
David Schmoot hosts The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot, a history show with 11 episodes published.

My younger, sexier self. Song: Shame Shame Shame by the Stones https://open.spotify.com/track/0l5i2lHBBB1UqFg44HSMuF?si=941784f978ae4462
Show notes

Never get into a pissing contest with your brother. Song: The Hollies "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother." https://open.spotify.com/track/2ooZajrDL4Com6ZUW736le?si=97af91b98b614817
Show notes
After school lessons. Song: Moanin' by Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers https://open.spotify.com/track/4Vkk3iD1VrENHJEACNddvt?si=cb190791b36548bb
Show notes
The genesis of being terrified of public speaking. Song: Leonard Cohen "Hallelujah" https://open.spotify.com/track/7yzbimr8WVyAtBX3Eg6UL9?si=68ff4fb18ddb40d5
Show notes
It's not a wandering eye, it's a lazy eye. Song: X-Press 2 (featuring David Byrne) "Lazy" https://open.spotify.com/track/2IhsxXGKDltJu5PCA8yExZ?si=bf4e889a555b4ed4
Show notes
Bathrooms in airplanes. Song: The Cowsills "We Can Fly" https://open.spotify.com/track/4mf07kgBgBt4nChjn5M9SE?si=99cb47ad954345e0
Show notes
McDonald's comes to town. Song: Yacht "Psychic City" https://open.spotify.com/track/4NWpGwfkWMlA7G2ZpFKDXZ?si=15063b67324f4f59
Show notes
If you were an adventurous child, you should not be alive. Song: Red Simpson "Diesel Smoke, Dangerous Curve." https://open.spotify.com/track/7Am294mTThMXQF1ol3zylX?si=6199cadfcff24349
Show notes
A baby in church. You may think you know how it ends, but you don't. Song: Norman Greenbaum Spirit in the Sky https://open.spotify.com/track/1RrdiG35aqA1mjceM2Wm90?si=3ab5bc5bac204579
Show notes
Start. Hear. Song: Kevin Morby's Excellent City Music https://open.spotify.com/track/09Ch1J59rlCnAv5ojS77XJ?si=360c449b43f54f56
Show notesSponsor detection runs nightly. Check back soon.
No public pitch examples yet for this show.
Generate your own personalised pitchBased on semantic analysis of episode topics and host coverage, this show is a strong guest fit for executives in:
Industry fit is computed by PitchCentric using vector embeddings of the show's episode catalog.
Shows with the most semantically similar episode content. Pitch one, pitch all; producers cluster.








To pitch The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot, visit https://williamjerome44.podbean.com for contact information, then craft a tight one-paragraph hook that ties your expertise to a gap in their recent history coverage.
The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot is hosted by David Schmoot. The show is categorised under history and has published 11 episodes.
The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot has published 11 episodes.
The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot regularly covers history. It sits in the history category.
The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot is accessible for guests with genuine history expertise. A personalised, episode-aware pitch will still outperform a generic one every time.
The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot hasn't explicitly signalled guest openness in recent episodes. That doesn't rule out pitching. your hook just needs to be especially compelling and relevant to their recent content.
Episodes of The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot average 8 minutes. a focused format where a clear narrative arc and tight preparation matter most.
Our data rates The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot's guest bar at 80/100 (Premium tier). Established thought leaders with verified media credentials. Sign in to PitchCentric to see how your own Pod Score compares against this show.
Methodology. Booking Probability™ blends Listen Score, 30-day Virality, open-to-guests detection, and Apple ratings. Data refreshed every 60 minutes. Listen Score and Booking Probability are calculated by PitchCentric. Last enriched 9 days ago.