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Comedy
Hosted by Unknown Host · Comedy · EN · 76 episodes
Four (Three + in memoriam friend) pals with too much time on their hands have decided to pick movies to force the others to watch. 2 movies a month for 2026! Happy listening!
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Episode #10
The club discusses the forgotten 1977 classic SORCERER! Alan presents another edition of the burn report while Elle and Eli beg mercy for their friend from himself. The Good? We are at one of the last episodes of Alan recording from the backseat of a Honda Accord! The Bad? Alans audio has a pretty bad lag that gets the conversation tripped up from time-to-time. The Ugly? Alans fucked up burnt skin.
Episode #8
The gang is back at it, this time to review Steven Seagals baffling classic, Killswitch! They may not talk about the movie much but boy howdy, do they love talking about Steven Seagal. Songs From The Crystal Cave available wherever you stream music! Email us at TheTurtleClub69@gmail.com
Episode #7
Listen. Were there lots of technical issues resulting in lost audio? Yes. Are there chunks of the conversation missing? For sure. Did we cut together 35 minutes of a cohesive conversation about Godzilla Vs Megalon? You could say that. Are we in the final few episodes of Alan recording from the backseat of his Honda in a shitty parking lot? Thankfully. Did we make it up to you by adding audio of Godzillas stand-up special Comedy Minus One Equals Godzilla? You bet your sweet ass we did. Did Alan think he deleted the whole project just to discover he was zoomed way in? Sadly, soberly, yez. TheTurtleClub69@Gmail.com
Episode #6
<p>Our brothers in Christ (pronounced ch-rised) discuss the 1996 film Dunston Checks in, Elles mother being a liar, Alan being fat and Eli believing in the magic of spotlights. Also: the death of Owen Hart and Surf & Turf combos. </p><p>e-mail us at TheTurtleClub69@gmail.com to hear your questions, comments & hatred on the podcast!</p>
Episode #5
<p>Ever wonder what it would be like if cocaine made a movie? With a cash-grab AC/DC soundtrack?</p><p>Trucks come to life? That would suck!!!</p><p>email us at Theturtleclub69@gmail.com</p>
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