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Four (Three + in memoriam friend) pals with too much time on their hands have decided to pick movies to force the others to watch. 2 movies a month for 2026! Happy listening!
Unknown Host hosts The Turtle Club, a comedy show with 73 episodes published.
Listen. Were there lots of technical issues resulting in lost audio? Yes. Are there chunks of the conversation missing? For sure. Did we cut together 35 minutes of a cohesive conversation about Godzilla Vs Megalon? You c
Our brothers in Christ (pronounced ch-rised) discuss the 1996 film Dunston Checks in, Elles mother being a liar, Alan being fat and Eli believing in the magic of spotlights. Also: the death of Owen Hart and Surf & Turf c
Ever wonder what it would be like if cocaine made a movie? With a cash-grab AC/DC soundtrack? Trucks come to life? That would suck!!! email us at Theturtleclub69@gmail.com
Our hosts Did not watch Bloodfist 3 due to a shift in the timeline thanks to the devious Lee Wormy Oswald. They instead discuss the 1986 John Carpenter masterpiece, Oscar snub Big Trouble in Little China. Anyone in the m
Jeroid appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramoid's "low talker" girlfriend; Georgoid moves in with his parents.
With all that dead weight gone, our remaining hosts let loose on 1993s hit feature, Jurassic Park! They discuss the movie more than ever! Email theturtleclub69@gmail.com for suggestions, questions and donations (please).
Our hosts wrap up the final full year for the Turtle Club, we say goodbye to Migel and hello to our former president. Stay tuned for extended seasons and email theturtleclub69@gmail.com for answers to all questions with
Four friends discuss the final movie of 2025, they discuss Ernest in Martyrs, when The Simpsons go bad and the timeline gets fixed. Alan was not aware you could hear him eating chocolates so clearly.
Mr. Bean falls asleep and no one enjoys it. Alan is the coolest. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter @turtleclubpod
Hunting mice with Nathan Lane. Also Alan is totally here bro we swear Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter @turtleclubpod
Austrian or American? YOU DECIDE. Migel won't give up his Migel eggs Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter @turtleclubpod
What has Alan been up to? I hope we find out soon! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter @turtleclubpod
Migel has very strong opinions on child murder. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter @turtleclubpod
Migel likes an anime movie? What a twist! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter @turtleclubpod
Migel is confronted by forces he cannot comprehend and chooses to react with anger instead of curiosity. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter @turtleclubpod
Your hosts discuss SPORTS. Alan is still kidnapped too. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod
Your hosts eat spicy wings while discussing the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th. Thank you to Melinda's Pepper Sauce challenge! Also Alan is still missing! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod
Your hosts discuss the morality of having consensual relations with a clone of yourself Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod
Elle picked another banger and Migel received some fan mail in the form of a friendly video. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod
One of the hosts has an announcement! Will it be Migel? Eli? Alan? Elle? Who know who it could be! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod
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The Turtle Club is hosted by Unknown Host. The show is categorised under comedy (tv) and has published 73 episodes.
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