Four (Three + in memoriam friend) pals with too much time on their hands have decided to pick movies to force the others to watch. 2 movies a month for 2026! Happy listening!
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Signup to Generate a PitchFour (Three + in memoriam friend) pals with too much time on their hands have decided to pick movies to force the others to watch. 2 movies a month for 2026! Happy listening!
Recent episodes include "S5Ep9 - Sorcerer (1977)" (24 August 2026, 46 minutes), "S5Ep7 - Killswitch (2008)" (27 July 2026, 58 minutes), and "S5Ep6(7) - Godzilla Vs Megalon (1973)" (27 June 2026, 43 minutes).
The Turtle Club publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 48 minutes across 76 episodes.
Booking probability for The Turtle Club is 33%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. The Turtle Club requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. The Turtle Club's contact route on record: verified email.
The strongest fits for The Turtle Club are Film & Video. The Turtle Club has a comedy audience.
The Turtle Club is a comedy show with 76 episodes published.
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Episode #10
The club discusses the forgotten 1977 classic SORCERER! Alan presents another edition of the burn report while Elle and Eli beg mercy for their friend from himself. The Good? We are at one of the last episodes of Alan...
Episode #8
The gang is back at it, this time to review Steven Seagals baffling classic, Killswitch! They may not talk about the movie much but boy howdy, do they love talking about Steven Seagal. Songs From The Crystal Cave...
Episode #7
Listen. Were there lots of technical issues resulting in lost audio? Yes. Are there chunks of the conversation missing? For sure. Did we cut together 35 minutes of a cohesive conversation about Godzilla Vs Megalon? You...
Episode #6
<p>Our brothers in Christ (pronounced ch-rised) discuss the 1996 film Dunston Checks in, Elles mother being a liar, Alan being fat and Eli believing in the magic of spotlights. Also: the death of Owen Hart and Surf &...
Episode #5
<p>Ever wonder what it would be like if cocaine made a movie? With a cash-grab AC/DC soundtrack?</p><p>Trucks come to life? That would suck!!!</p><p>email us at Theturtleclub69@gmail.com</p>
Episode #4
<p>Our hosts Did not watch Bloodfist 3 due to a shift in the timeline thanks to the devious Lee Wormy Oswald. They instead discuss the 1986 John Carpenter masterpiece, Oscar snub Big Trouble in Little China. Anyone in...
Episode #3
<p>Jeroid appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramoid's "low talker" girlfriend; Georgoid moves in with his parents.</p>
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<p>With all that dead weight gone, our remaining hosts let loose on 1993s hit feature, Jurassic Park! They discuss the movie more than ever!</p><p>Email theturtleclub69@gmail.com for suggestions, questions and donations...
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<p>Our hosts wrap up the final full year for the Turtle Club, we say goodbye to Migel and hello to our former president.</p><p>Stay tuned for extended seasons and email theturtleclub69@gmail.com for answers to all...
Episode #2
<p>Four friends discuss the final movie of 2025, they discuss Ernest in Martyrs, when The Simpsons go bad and the timeline gets fixed. Alan was not aware you could hear him eating chocolates so clearly.</p>
Episode #1
<p>Mr. Bean falls asleep and no one enjoys it. Alan is the coolest.</p><p>Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com<br>Twitter @turtleclubpod</p>
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Hunting mice with Nathan Lane. Also Alan is totally here bro we swear Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter @turtleclubpod
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Austrian or American? YOU DECIDE. Migel won't give up his Migel eggs Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter @turtleclubpod
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What has Alan been up to? I hope we find out soon! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter @turtleclubpod
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Migel has very strong opinions on child murder. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter @turtleclubpod
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Migel likes an anime movie? What a twist! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter @turtleclubpod
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Migel is confronted by forces he cannot comprehend and chooses to react with anger instead of curiosity. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter @turtleclubpod
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Your hosts discuss SPORTS. Alan is still kidnapped too. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod
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Your hosts eat spicy wings while discussing the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th. Thank you to Melinda's Pepper Sauce challenge! Also Alan is still missing! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod
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Your hosts discuss the morality of having consensual relations with a clone of yourself Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod
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