
Episode #8
Adulthood Was Falsely Advertised
<p>When you’re a kid, being an adult sounds fucking amazing. Your own money. Your own house. Nobody telling you what to do. Complete freedom.</p><p>Then you grow up and realize you can absolutely do whatever the fuck you want, as long as you can afford it, schedule it, clean it up afterward, make sure nobody needs you, and deal with the consequences.</p><p>I’m 37. I have questions about the terms and conditions nobody mentioned.</p>

