The PoddiMouths Podcast

A Podcast about everything... and absolutely nothing.

The PoddiMouths Podcast is a comedy podcast hosted by Jon Quade and Nick Kubik, with 365 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Jon Quade and Nick Kubik hosts The PoddiMouths Podcast, a comedy show with 365 episodes published.

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  Episode #34

  Hives, Horns, and "But I Bought It Used"

  Sep 8, 202624 minS8

  Nick and Jon return for a part two that was supposed to be short, mostly because dinner is downstairs getting cold and Nick has decided he doesn't care. What follows is a full-throated rant about people who park their cart in the dead center of the Costco aisle, which quickly becomes a debate about who has actually earned the right to be that guy. The verdict: the elderly get a pass, and everyone younger than Nick does not. Exhibit A for the defense is Nick's dad — 77, Marine, black belt, firefighter, and farmer — who somehow acts younger than people twenty years his junior. Exhibit B is Nick's 96-year-old girlfriend, who is also his wife's grandmother, and who Nick keeps supplied with margaritas. Jon nearly chokes to death mid-conversation, which he insists is unrelated to the aging discussion. From there the guys wander into Lake Ontario possibly becoming Lake America, agree it's silly, agree that nobody should care, and agree that Michael Jordan had it right about shoes. The episode closes with a plan to Jeep out to North Dakota, buy Beaver Creek Brewery, and have people in other countries wire the money in gold. Or silver. They're flexible. Key Topics • The impact of entitlement on social behavior • Respect for elders and earned rights • The influence of mental attitude on aging • Personal stories of aging gracefully • Societal observations on courtesy and entitlement Support the show⁠ (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=15325671) or Buy Us A Coffee at: ⁠https://www.buymeacoffee.com/PoddiMouths ⁠ Visit⁠ https://www.poddimouths.com⁠ to listen to past episodes, shop the merch store, and so much more! Wanna start your own podcast? Get started with Riverside.fm by clicking ⁠https://riverside.fm/?utm_campaign=campaign_1&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=rewardful&via=poddi Chapters 00:00 Introduction and overview of the discussion 00:17 Nick and Qman's initial thoughts on age and entitlement 00:40 The importance of respect and courtesy in society 01:08 Personal stories of aging and respect from family members 02:09 The difference in behavior between younger and older generations 03:18 The influence of mental attitude on how we age 04:00 The entitlement of younger people and societal norms 05:02 The example of Nick's father and his attitude towards aging 05:55 The role of personal responsibility in maintaining youthfulness 07:00 Reflections on societal perceptions of aging and respect 08:01 The importance of perspective and attitude in aging gracefully 09:04 The influence of culture and environment on behavior 09:58 Final thoughts on respect, entitlement, and aging with dignity

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  Episode #33

  Hives, Horns, and "But I Bought It Used"

  Sep 1, 20261h 3mS8

  Nick asked an AI to find him a vodka comparable to Grey Goose. It came back with Smirnoff. Somewhere, a data center burned a small town's worth of electricity to tell a man to drink well liquor — which, as it turns out, gives him hives. Twice. Because once wasn't conclusive. From there: the correct number of fingers, why Buffalo Trace pairs beautifully with smoke and bacon, and a woman in a beat-to-hell Versa who blocked half a lane at a school drop-off so she could then stop dead at every speed bump for a quarter mile. Then the guys accidentally do real work. Lisa's BMW went in for a recall and came back with a $660 estimate to fix a horn that only plays one note, and $3,800 to replace a plastic oil pan over some residue near a drain plug the dealership itself last touched. No drips. Five hours in the waiting room. No loaner, no Uber, because both of those quietly went away. Two guys who train dealerships for a living watch a dealership lose a customer in real time, and explain exactly what should have happened instead — plus the parts-sharing loophole that let Nick get his Mercedes serviced at a Nissan store for $120 instead of $600. Also Keith Urban is Australian. Nick was wrong. It's on tape. key topics The origin of the two fingers rule for cocktails Favorite vodka brands and AI's recommendations Driving frustrations and road rage stories Work-from-home quirks and virtual office humor Humorous anecdotes about daily life and parenting Customer perspective in car service Impact of dealership decisions on customer loyalty Cost analysis of car maintenance and repairs The importance of transparency in service How brand and dealership choices affect customer trust Support the show⁠ (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=15325671) or Buy Us A Coffee at: ⁠https://www.buymeacoffee.com/PoddiMouths ⁠ Visit⁠ https://www.poddimouths.com⁠ to listen to past episodes, shop the merch store, and so much more! Wanna start your own podcast? Get started with Riverside.fm by clicking ⁠https://riverside.fm/?utm_campaign=campaign_1&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=rewardful&via=poddi Chapters 00:07 Cold Open: Rushed, Rearranged, and Wrong on Screen 01:06 Happy Hour and the Origin of the Two-Finger Pour 02:56 Belvedere, Buffalo Trace, and Smoke-and-Bacon 04:52 The AI Experiment: Finding a Gray Goose Replacement 10:10 Rail Vodka, Burnett's, and the Hives Incident 15:22 Hat Check: Alaska Off-Roading and a SpaceX Tangent 18:54 Bad Drivers: Speed Limits, Merges, and the Versa Lady 26:59 Olives, Mirrors, and Working From Home 28:58 Cameras Off: Training Standards and Airport Calls 33:32 Getting Louder: Passion on a Presentation 35:40 Car Business Cover Story: Reacher and Keith Urban 37:25 Lisa's BMW: The Recall, the Tire, and the $660 Horn 38:15 "But I Bought It Used" 43:42 The $3,800 Plastic Oil Pan 44:16 How a Dealership Loses a Customer in One Estimate 45:23 Dealer vs. Independent Service and the German Premium 50:09 When Loaners and Uber Rides Quietly Disappear 51:28 What They Should Have Done Instead 54:27 The Parts-Sharing Loophole: Mercedes Service at a Nissan Store 56:05 Dealers We Trust and Why We Drive to Alabama 1:00:14 It's Not People, It's Entitlement 1:01:18 Part Two in Ten, Nine…

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  Episode #32

  Cruise Ships, New Neighbors, and One Very Rough Wednesday

  Aug 25, 202647 minS8

  Jon's back from Alaska and has opinions. Virgin's Alaskan cruise delivered a jaw-dropping 360 in front of Dawes Glacier and a side-by-side off-road excursion that was actually better than the salmon cooking class it replaced — but also $85 for two screwdrivers in Seattle, lukewarm food at three separate restaurants, a shuttered concierge lounge, and a ship built for the Caribbean crowd that didn't quite match the Alaska crowd. Verdict: yes again, different line. Meanwhile Nick had a Wednesday. No wedding ring, no breakfast, no allergy pill, and an executive meeting spent hiding the wrong company logo under a sweater. Plus: new neighbors who turned out to be Lacrossians (Jon missed the reveal and had to be given it twice), the case for a Viking Christmas market cruise, a full accounting of every car either of them has ever named, and Peyton flipping the teenage switch into straight A's and dual enrollment. Key Topics • Virgin Voyages Alaska: what worked, what didn't, and the demographic mismatch • Seattle price gouging and the $85 bar tab • Canceled excursions and the razor off-road ride that saved the day • Viking river cruise to the European Christmas markets as a bucket-list trip • Naming cars: Fjord, Marley Hauler, Fred, and Tornado the Tornado • Rental-house neighbors and the Lacrossian discovery • Nick's rough Wednesday, capped by the wrong-brand shirt • Peyton's junior-year turnaround ⁠Support the show⁠ (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=15325671) or Buy Us A Coffee at: ⁠https://www.buymeacoffee.com/PoddiMouths ⁠ Visit⁠ https://www.poddimouths.com⁠ to listen to past episodes, shop the merch store, and so much more! Wanna start your own podcast? Get started with Riverside.fm by clicking ⁠https://riverside.fm/?utm_campaign=ca... Chapters: 00:00 Echo Check, No Fun Intro 01:15 Bill Taylor Recap and the GNDN Door 02:40 TikToks, Jeeps, Broncos, and Bad Ticks 04:04 Dawes Glacier and the 360 Spin 05:30 Seattle Sticker Shock: $85 for Two Drinks 08:32 Boarding, Customs, and Skipping Prince Rupert 08:58 Canceled Salmon Class, Razors Instead 11:31 Six Days In and Done: Crowds and Cold Food 13:53 Built for the Caribbean, Sailing to Alaska 16:52 Net Promoter Score: Would He Do It Again? 17:35 40th Anniversary and the Viking Christmas Markets 22:30 Fjord, Fred, and Tornado the Tornado 26:11 Renters, Cops, and the New Neighbors 29:33 The Lacrossian Reveal (Twice) 31:43 Nick's Wednesday: No Ring, No Breakfast, No Pill 33:01 The Wrong Logo in the Executive Meeting 35:45 Tastemakers and the Forgotten Cookies 40:33 Peyton Flips the Switch 42:44 Get Over Here and Give Me a Hug 44:06 Walking, Weather, and Wrap-Up

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  Episode #31

  Four Low, Five Year Missions, and Foggy Glasses

  Aug 18, 202645 minS8

  Jon's still on a boat, so Bill Taylor takes the Captain's chair — and brings a Ford Bronco and a lifetime of Star Trek with him. Bill walks through the Bronco Off Rodeo, the complimentary off-road training Ford throws in with every Bronco, which he went into swearing he'd never take his own truck off pavement and came out of shopping for tires at lunch. Then the real story: a pilgrimage to Ticonderoga, New York, where a fan named James Cawley used the original studio blueprints to rebuild the Enterprise set inside a converted grocery store. Bill sat in the captain's chair. It's terrible. He hit the red alert button anyway. Along the way — the neighbor who almost got Christa McAuliffe's seat on Challenger, meeting Gene Kranz at a Saturn conference, a Klingon at an Atlanta convention that ended Bill's convention career, and Nashville humidity that fogs your glasses at 70 degrees. Key topics • Buying a Bronco on New Year's Eve incentives, then 4,000+ trouble-free road miles • Ford's free Bronco Off Rodeo at the base of the Great Smokies • Bronco vs. Wrangler — materials, road manners, width, and what each is actually for • How the original Enterprise blueprints ended up with a fan in upstate New York • The bridge, the transporter sliders, the red alert, and the worst chair in Starfleet • Fan vs. fanatic, and why picking the franchise apart misses the point • The neighbor who nearly flew on Challenger — and Challenger as a crisis-comms case study • Gene Kranz, Huntsville, Space Camp, and the Lea Thompson-to-Star-Trek-director throughline ⁠Support the show⁠ (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=15325671) or Buy Us A Coffee at: ⁠https://www.buymeacoffee.com/PoddiMouths ⁠ Visit⁠ https://www.poddimouths.com⁠ to listen to past episodes, shop the merch store, and so much more! Wanna start your own podcast? Get started with Riverside.fm by clicking ⁠https://riverside.fm/?utm_campaign=campaign_1&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=rewardful&via=poddi Chapters 00:00 — Cold open and intro 00:38 — The Bronco in the background: why Bill bought it 03:42 — Bronco Off Rodeo: Ford's free off-road training in Tennessee 05:51 — What off-roading actually is (spoiler: four low, crawling) 07:46 — Garage studios, Michigan weather, Tennessee humidity 10:53 — The real reason Bill's here: a Star Trek pilgrimage 11:10 — Growing up in the space race, building phasers out of scrap 12:36 — James Cawley, the blueprints, and the Ticonderoga replica set 14:29 — Arriving for the tour (and discovering it's private) 16:04 — Transporter room, Kirk's quarters, sick bay, main engineering 17:01 — The bridge, and the captain's chair nobody warns you about 20:01 — Hitting the red alert button 20:42 — Nick's entry point: the movies, and Star Trek IV with his dad 22:22 — Strange New Worlds, Captain Pike, and fan vs. fanatic 24:19 — "There's no bad Star Trek" 26:21 — The neighbor who almost flew on Challenger 29:08 — Challenger as a crisis-communications case study 30:30 — Apollo 13 and meeting Gene Kranz 33:34 — Huntsville, Space Camp, and the Lea Thompson connection 36:29 — Verdict: Bronco or Wrangler? 39:27 — Ford vs. Chevy tribalism, and a Taurus tangent 41:37 — Wrap-up and where to find Vehicle Nanny

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  Episode #30

  [PoddiClassic] Chicago Dogs, Angry Bike Riders, and Airplane Bathrooms

  Aug 11, 20261h 3mS8

  This one's a certified PoddiClassic — episode 32, dug up from the vault back when we still pretended we could stay on topic. It took almost the entire episode to get there, but we finally landed on ax throwing, by way of Nick's family trip to Chicago and Jon casually admitting he used to hustle pool for cash. Naturally, we spend the back half complimenting each other's ax-throwing form like it's an Olympic event. A real first-season artifact. ⁠Support the show⁠ (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=15325671) or Buy Us A Coffee at: ⁠https://www.buymeacoffee.com/PoddiMouths ⁠ Visit⁠ https://www.poddimouths.com⁠ to listen to past episodes, shop the merch store, and so much more! Wanna start your own podcast? Get started with Riverside.fm by clicking ⁠https://riverside.fm/?utm_campaign=campaign_1&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=rewardful&via=poddi

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