
The Orchard Hard Drive
The Vampire’s Castle
We go back to Nullgorth for Halloween. The bounty hunter Gwenith is hired to go to a village and take care of the vampire user that lives there and is tormenting the locals.


Sci-fi/ fantasy fiction podcast (and sometimes they're funny). Written and preformed by Michael Muto.
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Signup to Generate a PitchThe Orchard Hard Drive is hosted by Michaelmuto.com. The show has published 37 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "The Vampire’s Castle" (27 October 2026, 15 minutes), "The Gateway | Nullgorth" (17 September 2026, 8 minutes), and "The Last Day Of The Lost City | Nullgorth" (10 September 2026, 4 minutes).
The Orchard Hard Drive publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 6 minutes across 37 episodes.
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Michaelmuto.com hosts The Orchard Hard Drive, an arts podcast with 37 episodes published.
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The Orchard Hard Drive
We go back to Nullgorth for Halloween. The bounty hunter Gwenith is hired to go to a village and take care of the vampire user that lives there and is tormenting the locals.

Episode #17
The story comes to an end with Art and crew arriving at the gateway, only there’s someone else there waiting for them. Thank you so much for listening to this series, it’s been so much fun making it. This is...

We learn what happened to the city to make it lost

Episode #15
Our heroes arrive into an underground maze on their way to the gateway Subscribe Apple Podcasts, Podcast Addict, RSS Feed

Episode #12
The adventurers convince Sealgair to help them find the gateway hidden somewhere in the city. Subscribe Apple Podcasts, Podcast Addict, RSS Feed

Episode #11
The adventurers explore the surface again but this time discover someone else up there.

Episode #12
Our hero’s travel through the cave system and find the tunnels under the dark wood. from there they go to the surface where they have an encounter with one of the creatures that live there.

Episode #11
Art, Twayblade and Gwenith arrive in the town of Rustyback to meet with Klonk and Bindweed to start their journey to the Dark Wood. While in Rustyback, Art meets Arrowgrass again. Subscribe Apple Podcasts, Podcast...

Episode #10
Art, Gwenith and Twayblade discuss the plan to get to the dark wood. Art also makes contact with his friend Klonk and we learn more about magic users. Subscribe Apple Podcasts, Podcast Addict, YouTube, RSS Feed

Art and Twayblade get into trouble while leaving the city. They get separated and Art has a terrifying encounter in the woods. Subscribe Apple Podcasts, Podcast Addict, YouTube, RSS Feed

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The armoured bounty hunter Gwenith has returned from her quest. Now Art has a chance of getting home

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Art is exploring the vast city of capital towers but he's also worried as there's no sign of Twayblade.

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The wizard Twayblade has headed off to Capital towers with Art as his assistant

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Art nurses a twisted ankle, while he tells us how had his accident. And his meeting with the furry three eyed creatures known as Cave Dwellers

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Art discorvers more about Bilbury including how dragons live amoung people in the mountain town. And a friend has to leave for now.

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Art and Klonk have arrived in the mountain town of Billbury where they finally meet the powerful Twayblade and a friend of the wizards a knight

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The man from Earth, Art continues his adventures though Nullgorth with his goblin friend Klonk. They hear about a destroyed tower that used to be the home of a sorcerer.

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A man named Art is teleported to a fantasy world. This is the first of his diary entries.

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A man gives us a little run down on what happened when he tried repairing an old TV. Podcast Addict Apple Podcasts Pocket Casts

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