
Episode #119
Six Mt Rushmores, One Foley Catheter
We open this week with the promise of an 18-day podcastathon — complete with a urologist's catheter and a rectal trumpet — before getting into what we've actually been consuming. Peter is working through The Iliad and saw Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey , which we both agree is a fine three-hour movie saddled with a divisive "wet fart" of an ending. He also brings new albums from Mastodon ( Marrow Deep , a grief-soaked triumph) and Russian Circles ( Nine ), while Eden counters with gloriously bad movies ( Dracula 3000 ), style-over-substance manga, and Marvel's horror-flavored Midnight Universe. The centerpiece is our no-prep game: building Mount Rushmores for six categories and landing on Columbo, Batman, Sherlock Holmes, and Jessica Fletcher for the last one. Show Notes The Odyssey (2026) : We both saw Christopher Nolan's Homer epic and think it a fine, overlong movie whose invented "wet fart" of an ending undercuts the text. The Iliad / The Aeneid : Peter is on a three-book run through the epics, starting with the one (not The Odyssey ) that high school never assigned. The Iliad The Odyssey (1997 miniseries) : Eden argues the Armand Assante version is the actually rewatchable take on Homer over Nolan's film. The Great Mental Models : Peter is chipping through Shane Parrish's series on thinking frameworks. Marrow Deep : Peter calls Mastodon's ninth album — recorded after Brent Hinds' death — a grief-processing triumph and their best since Crack the Skye . Nine : We both agree Russian Circles' ninth album cements them among the post-metal greats alongside Cult of Luna , Neurosis , and Isis . Dracula 3000 : Eden breaks down the 2004 space-vampire disaster starring Casper Van Dien and Coolio, which ends on a startlingly abrupt sex-bot punchline. Spice and Wolf : Eden's mowing-and-audiobook companion about a traveling merchant and a shrewd wolf harvest goddess. Midnight Universe: Eden read early PDFs of Marvel's horror-themed line — Midnight X-Men, Midnight Fantastic Four, Midnight Spider-Man — ahead of its October 7 launch. Fields of Mistria : Eden is deep in the cozy farming sim and teases a possible second dragon in town. Mount Rushmore of sandwiches: PB&J, the deli Italian, BLT, and Reuben — international sandwiches disqualified. Mount Rushmore of doorstopper fantasy: Lord of the Rings , The Wheel of Time , A Song of Ice and Fire , and Dune (argued as much fantasy as sci-fi). Mount Rushmore of movie musicals: West Side Story , The Music Man , Singin' in the Rain , and Hello, Dolly! . Mount Rushmore of Western RPGs: Baldur's Gate II, Skyrim, Diablo II, and the first Mass Effect — janky and all. Mount Rushmore of pizza toppings: pepperoni, ham & pineapple, supreme, and plain cheese. Mount Rushmore of TV detectives: Columbo, Batman, Sherlock Holmes, and Jessica Fletcher as the Teddy Roosevelt fourth.

