
Episode #7
I'm Back!!!
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Life comes at you fast, then fucks you hard and slow. Yes. It's definitely a mouth full, but it's an accurate mouthful...</p><p>I'm glad to be back. I missed talking shit to you all! I struggle...


Just a chill as fuck melanated stoner whose a full time sarcastic mother fucker, a sweetheart, and part time narcissist simply navigating my way through this thing called life. What I’m bringing is raw, uncut, possibly offensive, and most certainly not for children! My podcasts are unfiltered and completely unedited. I’m here to talk my shit, let my tits hang, and have a great time doing it!
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Booking probability
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The Lonely Stoner Chronicles is hosted by Ty. The show has published 98 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "I'm Back!!!" (21 July 2025, 37 minutes), "Twerk for Me" (28 February 2025, 10 minutes), and "That's It, That's All!" (25 February 2025, 2 minutes).
The Lonely Stoner Chronicles publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 17 minutes across 98 episodes.
Booking probability for The Lonely Stoner Chronicles is 22%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. The Lonely Stoner Chronicles requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. The Lonely Stoner Chronicles's contact route on record: public web form.
Ty hosts The Lonely Stoner Chronicles, a comedy podcast with 98 episodes published.
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Episode #7
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Life comes at you fast, then fucks you hard and slow. Yes. It's definitely a mouth full, but it's an accurate mouthful...</p><p>I'm glad to be back. I missed talking shit to you all! I struggle...

Episode #6
<p>Send us a text</p><p>I've never met a big booty baddie I didn't like... </p>

Episode #5
<p>Send us a text</p><p>The best 3 minutes of your lives!</p>

Episode #4
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Hey guys!!! In this episode I think I discover my toxic trait. Maybe.</p>

Episode #3
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Part of being an adult is learning how to stop playing yourself. I'm still working on that. I'll get it one day.</p>

Episode #2
<p>Send us a text</p><p>I am outraged at the level of disrespect people for cooking! The amount of reels and vids I've seen of HORRIBLE cooking is absolutely bonkers. <br/><br/>I wasn't sure if I should publish this...

Episode #1
<p>Send us a text</p><p>I think the title speaks for itself. Fuck everyone involved, especially the enablers!</p>

Episode #10
<p>Send us a text</p><p>If you've watched The Boyz this episode is for you! You and I all know how we feel about it. I wouldn't be one bit surprised if we've all come to the same conclusion as well. This will be...

Episode #9
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Ok so my crush on Central Cee is finally over. He's got a girl and a kid. That kinda ruins the fantasy for me - it was fun while it lasted though. That by no means gives you young bucks out there...

Episode #8
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Hey y'all!!! It's been forever and a day. Did u miss me? I missed u! I'm back and I'm better!!!... Kind of. <br/><br/>OK so men - I just want to talk. I don't want any smoke. I'm simply speaking...

Episode #7
<p>Send us a text</p><p>I know it's not a crime to have a crush on someone younger than you, but anything under 30 feels a bit too young you get me? What do you think?</p>

Episode #6
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Hey y'all! Just me keeping it all the way funky this Christmas. Love you all!<br/><br/>Special thanks to every last one of my listeners. U guys are the best!</p>

Episode #5
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Who else besides me watches True Crime shows? Why does every guilty party look like they did whatever the fuck someone said they did? I'm not talking about mug shots either. I'm talking about the...

Episode #4
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Some crackhead piece of shit broke into my fuckin car! Ugh!!! Listen to this bullshit now...</p>

Episode #3
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Fuck all of you sexy mother Fuckers!!! Kidding! I'm kidding... Or am I?</p>


Episode #1
<p>Send us a text</p><p>My bad guys. I totally forgot to upload these upcoming episodes. I hope you enjoy them!<br/><br/>Please note that there won’t always be an episode description for every podcast. Mainly because I...


Episode #9
<p>Send us a text</p><p>If we stay waiting for the right time to do anything it will never happen. Do it ALL now! Within reason of course.</p>

Episode #8
<p>Send us a text</p><p>I nearly lost my damn car. Your girl was caught driving at racing speed. It was a doozy.</p>
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