The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

The most entertaining news stories aren't always on page one, and there's a good chance you missed the best of the best. The Liquored Up Low Down collects the finest obscure news stories, steeps them in alcohol, and passes them on to you, so you can stay informed and up to date on the most useless current events of the week.The cocktails are mixed and the Low Down is about to begin!

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast is a news podcast hosted by The Liquored Up Low Down, with 64 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

The Liquored Up Low Down hosts The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast, a news show with 64 episodes published.

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  Episode #63

  OnlyMarms, Gen X Just Needs Alcohol, Sniper Cop Stands Out in the Open, Sportsball!, Come See All the Meat, The Sudden Stop at the Bottom

  Sep 14, 202652 minS1

  Send us Fan Mail The Drink: The Stinger: 2oz Brandy or Cognac 1oz Creme dew Menthe The Stories: OnlyMarms https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/28/Rocky-Mountain-Biological-Laboratory-marmot-research-OnlyMarms-OnlyFans/5041785256502/ KFC Karms: https://www.wkyt.com/2026/07/28/woman-arrested-after-allegedly-pointing-gun-lexington-kfc-employee/ Gen X is Easy: https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/gen-z-drinking-less-bars-alcohol-sales-b3025598.html Sniper Cop Stands in the Open: https://abc7ny.com/post/dunellen-nj-officers-dress-shrubs-catch-distracted-drivers-act-cellphones/19603593/ Sportsball! https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/armchair-experts-say-could-take-37494031 Come See All the Meat: https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/dine-free-florida-steakhouse-offers-nude-dining/ This Week in Duh: That Sudden Stop at the Bottom https://apnews.com/article/yellowstone-national-park-bison-attack-63d4f0040a8762f58f8be4e9f3c8856c Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com . Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social . Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2 . Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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  Episode #62

  Bullet vs Gaming Addict, We Reject a Sponsor, AI Robots Face Unemployment Too, Dead Python = Free Pizza, We Need Fertilizer Stat!, Binge Drinking = Bad

  Sep 1, 202648 minS1

  Send us Fan Mail The Drink: Blackberry Bramble 2 oz dry gin (like Tanqueray or Beefeater) 1 oz freshly squeezed lemon juice 1/2 oz simple syrup 1/2 oz Crème de Mûre (blackberry liqueur) Crushed or pebble ice Fresh blackberries and a lemon wheel for garnish The Stories: Bullet vs Gaming Addict https://www.techspot.com/news/112736-gaming-pc-saves-owner-bullet-fired-neighbor-dog.html Keep the Store Open https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/granada-hills-vons-stays-open-after-customer-dies-in-bakery-aisle-employees-say/ iPhone's Cause a Drop in the Population (allegedly): https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2026/06/12/study-finds-iphone-may-explain-up-to-half-of-us-fertility-decline/ Robots Face Unemployment Too: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/russia-holds-its-first-humanoid-robot-wedding-in-a-moscow-library/ar-AA27PKpq?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=U531&cvid=6a5644a6738a4bfa8015d0f2f5baf467&ei=19 Dead Python = Free Pizza: https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/florida-python-pizza-9.7271429 Plant ER: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/uk-hospital-where-the-patients-are-houseplants/ Greg: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/2020/04/19/thinking-out-cloud-update-new-post-day-and-my-plant-greg-died/ This Week in Duh: Too Much Drinking = Bad https://www.newsweek.com/after-years-drinking-doctors-told-me-6-months-live-12194704 Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com . Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social . Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2 . Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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  Episode #61

  Murdering and Heart Conditions Don't Mix, Circadian Sun Satellites, Never Tell Me Heavy Metal Fans are Weird, That's Not Batman That's Spiderman, The Stupidest Story We Have Ever Had

  Aug 18, 202649 minS1

  Send us Fan Mail A correction: With the Batman vigilante story, Bryan said that the Spanish word for "thief" is "ratero" (from the article), but "ladrón" might be a better word. The Drink: The Rumrunner 1 ounce light rum 1 ounce dark rum 1 ounce banana liqueur (such as Giffard Banane du Bresil) 1 ounce blackberry liqueur (such as Giffard Creme de Mure) 1.5 ounces pineapple juice 1/2 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed a splash of grenadine Garnish: Raspberries and Blueberries The Stories: Boyfriend dies while dumping girlfriend: https://lawandcrime.com/crime/boyfriend-dumping-strangled-girlfriend-in-the-woods-dies-while-dragging-her-body-police-find-him-in-fetal-position-right-next-to-the-dead-mother-of-3/ Circadian Sun Satellites: https://www.iflscience.com/fcc-approves-extremely-controversial-space-mirror-satellite-that-could-flash-blind-drivers-and-ruin-astronomy-84071 Pop Concerts; Poop Concerts https://consequence.net/2026/06/olivia-rodrigo-smelled-fans-diapers-front-row/ https://consequence.net/2026/06/noah-kahan-bathroom-philly/ More Constitutional Law: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/indiana-food-truck-slogan-removed-market-b3017418.html That's Not Batman, That's Spiderman: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/mexican-batman-vigilante-thieves-tied-posts-b3005104.html The Dumbest Story We Have Ever Had: https://komonews.com/news/nation-world/kansas-city-porta-potty-mountain-dew-bottle-firefighter-rescue-trapped-man-portable-toilet-bizarre-rescue-kansas-city-fire-department This Week in Duh: https://www.wkyt.com/2026/06/22/2-arrested-after-detective-finds-drugs-bag-labeled-definitely-not-bag-full-drugs-ky-sheriff-says/ Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com . Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social . Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2 . Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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  Episode #60

  Enjoy Your Poop Sandwich, Mutant Bear Escapes, RVs Don't Have Court Clothes, Drama at The Local Arby's, Horseplay and Guns Don't Mix, The Lululemon Caper

  Aug 4, 202650 minS1

  Send us Fan Mail The Drink: The Reflecting Pool: 1oz Rum 1oz Mezcal 3/4oz Honey 3/4oz Lime Juice 1 Bar Spoon Matcha 6-8 Mint leaves The Stories: The Shit Sandwich Cop: https://www.sacurrent.com/news/texas-news/former-san-antonio-cop-who-fed-homeless-man-shit-filled-sandwich-gets-big-promotion/ The Mutant Bear: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgzgq2rzqro Ye and His Swastikas: https://www.sacurrent.com/news/san-antonio-news/san-antonio-asks-ye-to-refrain-from-singing-about-hitler-selling-swastika-shirts-at-july-4-concert/ Florida Man Commits Burglary While on His Way to His Trial for Burglary: https://www.wfla.com/top-videos/florida-man-arrested-for-burglary-while-en-route-to-court-for-another-burglary-charge-police/ Drama at The Local Arby's: https://www.turnto23.com/us-news/crime/oklahoma-arbys-employee-accused-of-giving-herpes-to-a-customer No Horseplay with Firearms: https://www.wftv.com/news/trending/horseplay-backfires-pasadena-police-officer-accidentally-shot-by-colleague/5RVDAWDJUJC7JJ4LPONDFZ7YEU/ This Week in Duh: The Lululemon Caper: https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/women-charged-4k-stolen-lululemon-clothing-recovered-chicago-south-side Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com . Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social . Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2 . Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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  Episode #59

  Off-fish Etiquette, The Streamer and the Cheater, Ding Dong Ditch and Tackle, Plane Turns Around Because Bluetooth, Give Me Your Tens of Dollars

  Jul 21, 202646 minS1

  Send us Fan Mail The Drink: The Martini - 4oz Gin Splash of Vermouth Olive garnish The Stories: Take the Fish Out of the Microwave: https://abcnews.com/US/officer-arrested-after-allegedly-pointing-firearm-fellow-cop/story?id=133528324 The Streamer and the Cheater: https://www.dexerto.com/twitch/streamer-catches-girlfriend-cheating-with-her-cousin-thanks-to-camera-on-cats-litter-box-3372566/ Uber Lost and Found: https://abcnews.com/US/uber-releases-list-strangest-lost-found-items-dentures/story?id=133532267 Angry Man Snaps: https://www.wibw.com/2026/06/03/man-tackled-children-off-bikes-dragged-1-into-his-home-after-being-ding-dong-ditched-weeks-police-say/ Plane Turns Around: https://www.npr.org/2026/05/31/nx-s1-5841913/united-airlines-flight-diversion-bluetooth Give Me Your Tens of Dollars: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/us/boston-lemonade-stand-armed-robbery.html This Week in Duh: Vegas is Expensive: https://www.mirror.co.uk/travel/usa-canada/i-ordered-2-drinks-las-37238343 Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com . Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social . Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2 . Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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