The Legal Aliens Podcast

Born 2021 in Southwest Detroit, we dive into personal growth, explore current events, and engage in some interviews, all through the lens of people simply trying to live life.

The Legal Aliens Podcast is a comedy podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 0 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

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  Episode #205

  205 - Our 2026 NFL Playoff Predictions Don't Include Dallas Because We're That Petty

  Sep 13, 20261h 49mS1

  Oh baby the NFL is back! The 2026 season is here and has started in some wacky ways already. A rematch of last year's Super Bowl saw the Seattle Seahawks defeat the New England Patriots, but lose quarterback Sam Darnold to injury after a few plays, and down in Australia, if it wasn't the halftime performance of The Jonas Brothers that had you watching, it was the presumed future champion Los Angeles Rams get dumpstered by the San Francisco 49ers. And that's just the first two games! Pumped up for the new season, Bryan and Mario have fun with predicting who will be the teams to rise to the top, who will be in the mix in the playoffs, and why no matter how good they may be, the Dallas Cowboys and Green Bay Packers are not being picked because of pure pettiness. Also in this rousing edition of sports talk on a podcast, the boys find some medieval football music to get crunk to, Sony and Playstation continue to catch L's amidst lawsuits on people being critical of their products and cutting ties with legendary developers, and we check out some upcoming video games that look too close to realistic. The Bodycam game? A new GTA-style role play server? And when is Backyard Baseball coming to consoles? All that and much more on this football-themed edition of The Legal Aliens Podcast. Fear the Den. Go Lions baby.

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  Episode #204

  204 - The Hype For GTA VI May Cause Global Healing

  Sep 2, 20262h 5mS1

  Depending on how you viewed it, the leaks of Grand Theft Auto VI pre-build footage surfing the internet within the last month has had fans either foaming at the mouth like that one dude on Avatar: The Last Airbender, or talking a lot of smack that it looks so terrible. Doesn't matter though because you'll all buy it anyway right? Mario and Bryan this week have a comprehensive breakdown of Rockstar's upcoming game and talk about what will make this latest entry in the series chock full of awesomeness. The police know more than just your car? Features built in for future online role-playing servers? Need for Speed levels of car customization and races?? Oh baby we are so ready! Also on this episode, the guys give their respects to three amazing legends in their own right who left this Earth around the same time. As fans of the work of Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and Peter Cullen, we all salute them and will forever enjoy their careers and personalities. Plus, popcorn buckets are all the rage, and some are potentially bought live on stream, and Playstation 5 Pro consoles have quickly disappeared in stores everywhere. No 4k playing for Bryan anytime soon. Episode 204 is here and in clear HD. Absolutely no old leaked footage included.

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  Episode #203

  203 - EDP445 Really Was That Guy

  Sep 1, 20261h 49mS1

  The world has had some time to take in and reflect on the documentary of EDP445 and all that he truly is, and boy oh boy was it a doozy. Bryan and Mario have an honest discussion on what revelations were brought upon the viewing public during this viewing, the behind scenes bonus content that was as hilarious and twisted as seeing a Chris Chan cameo, and when law enforcement will finally go get the guy wanting a cupcake. Also on this riveting episode, the guys give a brief outlook on the Detroit Lions as the preseason gets under way, and think back to how insanely good they were a couple years back before injuries had them turning to dudes on the street for help. Plus, a good way to enjoy excursions while on a cruise, Mario contemplating visiting Lambeau Field for his birthday in January to watch his Lions in what feels like Antarctica-type weather, and how limited edition popcorn buckets are all the rage now and hurts the wallet. This is Episode 203. This is The Legal Aliens Podcast. All with the same views of two rooms!

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  Episode #202

  202 - Canada About To See Us Revving Up Their Fryers For Video Games!

  Aug 9, 20261h 31mS1

  Canada is about to have some alien visitors crossing over from Michigan, and they're using the brand new bridge in Detroit that FINALLY opened to go on their video game journey! Bryan and Mario (along with Victorino and former podcast host Angel) are taking on a trek to find the rarest and most sought after games on their list, as the stores at home are running them out of luck on the purchases. As they form their plan, Bryan has a memory lane moment talking about a random guy from Arizona that he used to link up with to play games, and how the Aliens almost dox his name and place of business. Also on the show, our favorite Norwegian viewer goes into the chat to talk about his trip to Mexico to visit his wife's family, and why he won't cross the border to the US to visit his favorite podcast hosts, Bryan goes to look for his high school phones that he somehow saved to see if they can run in 2026, and Mario reads off the very unsavory list of symptoms people have been suffering from by eating bad lettuce. The Legal Aliens Podcast is invading Canada, both on the air and to Windsor's finest video games stores. Both legally.

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  Episode #199

  199 - WORLD CUP SHOCKERS, GTA 6 MADNESS & THE INTERNET LOSING IT! |

  Jun 21, 20262h 5mS1

  The 2026 FIFA World Cup has brought the world to North America and to our legendary "churches" of Waffle House, Bass Pro Shops, and Ella Langley country music concerts. After a week into the tournament, Bryan and Mario review the best and worst of the matches so far, with their hype for Mexico and Argentina at an all-time high, and their hope that the USA can somehow shock everyone and make a historic run. Mario takes inspiration from Detroit sports radio and brings the game "Can We Say That?" to the podcast, asking Bryan various World Cup topics about the Scots and their fanbase, why American news media sucks and those visiting the country actually like it here, why Messi is THAT guy, and is Tunisia out of pocket for firing their head coach after just one game? Plus, Grand Theft Auto VI preorders are coming this June, and with the validation that the game is coming later in 2026, the boys (alongside many others) get ready to ask for time off from work and calculate how many billions Rockstar Games will make off the preorders alone. Spoiler: PTO is going to be running dry for every company. Shoutout Burger Motorsports. One episode away from the 200 milestone, and this podcast is out here celebrating soccer, culture, video games, and ready to celebrate. What that will be, you shall see.

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