June 26 2026
Jun 26, 20264m
Rats are getting stronger, the Weather Channel is #1 in our hearts, we leave for vacation after the show today so we'll see ya after the 4th! Don't blow your fingers off! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati
Hosted by Unknown Host · 🇺🇸 US · EN-US · 100 episodes
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Unknown Host hosts The Kluck Index, a comedy show with 100 episodes published.
Rats are getting stronger, the Weather Channel is #1 in our hearts, we leave for vacation after the show today so we'll see ya after the 4th! Don't blow your fingers off! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati
If you need a reason to chase a pregnant woman, have I got one for you! We have a new loudest town crier (WTF?)most of us still believe in karma and Little Caesar's has a new pizza that'll tingle your Spidey sense! See o
MUG root beer has their first-ever new flavor, Wingstop doesn't know how to do math, Eggo is skipping the sugar and most of us don't trust AI-generated anything. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Some of us are dining out A LOT, TikTok is not the place to find good sun protection advice, we're getting stoked for Detroit-style pizza, new Qdoba and AI is coming for the government! See omnystudio.com/listener for pr
Old FLorida dudes get after it, casual hookups are down, we're getting free birthday cake and health care has priced almost half of us out of the game! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
DC needs pool shock apparently, Jersey Mike is our new king, don't sit too much or not enough and Father's Day is Sunday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Arby's has a cheesy new sammich, a messy car lets people know you're life is also a mess, Red Lobster is giving away Shrimp for 25 years and Pizza Hut was sold! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Cutting out sugar could actually ruin your insides, stocks are up, our bathroom has finally gotten lighting and SPAM has a new collaboration! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We have out first trillionaire, Cracker Barrel is bringing back a Summer classic, our dreams are making some of us quit work and today it's all about the fudge, baby! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
El Nino is coming back, Coors Light wants you three deep at all times this Summer, the SAT turns 100 and about half of us get pretty bored having a conversation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today we celebrate jerky, Costco is for the elites, way too many of us are working on vacation, Taco Bell has a new jam and tans are in again? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
AI is gonna be sucking up all of our power, some of us miss the big moment because we're on our phone, ramen gets some new Summer flavors and the World Cup begins today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio
Today we toast the humble egg roll, Sweden has 13 year old gangs, bourbon is missing in Philly and we will wait as long as possible to take our cars in.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Panic rooms and bunkers, so hot right now, Taco Bell has a new sweet treat, the A/C is on and it's National Forklift Safety Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Bears are inching toward The Region, the Gen Z dating terminology is.....a lot, Kroger is giving away ice cream and a whole 5 days awaits us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's my BIRTHDAY!!! Wild to think this show started when I was 29 and today I'm 46..... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nearly everyone regrets at least one trip, Olive Garden is getting spicy this Summer, we're desperate for allergy relief and we all think we need to slow this AI stuff down a bit! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy
Our jobs our ruining our mental health, young parents are still doling out spankings, Google is getting into the bug business and Ebola is creeping on up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
19mins is all ytou're going to get on a first date, Pizza Hut is getting crusty, Panda Express has a sus new jam and EVs.....so hot right now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today we toast the Paperclip, dump on Congress, BK has an odd chicken-jam making a return and Doritos has the flavor of Summer all taken care of already. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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