The Jack & Ash Show

Mel in the morgue has been infiltrating the thoughts of the country in increasingly ghoulish ways and it's really doesn't bear - like REALLY DOES NOT BEAR. There's also more classically horrid behaviour from our least...

It's been a week of ups and downs in the life of Jashwini this week. From heartache at JAY-Z for Jack, to getting the hump over being forced to watch a whimsical animated moment for Ash. There's also revelations...

It's finally time to debrief on the HUGE hanker that was Ibiza 2026. Will Jack's vibranium body finally fail him? Will Ash finally turn completely grey? Will Luvvy Do Concierge handle everyone's booking with a smile...

You know that feeling when you've been indulging in ghoulish chatter all evening and you get a hankering to make a roast dinner at 1 am? What do you mean "no"?!? Doesn't everyone do that? Well, if you're Ashwini you...

Ash reveals the shocking lengths you would have had to have gone through to earn a seat next to her at school during lunch, which quite frankly isn't giving us the 'most amazing and fulfilling time of our lives'...

Who doesn't love it when their bestest friend suffers a mild life inconvenience? Who doesn't love eating pie? And who doesn't love having to break their neck to look at some extra sea and sand in the cinema? Find out...

Jack and Ash are back on British soil and have much to discuss from their New York/ Chicago hanker fest featuring: Jack getting annoyed at himself for being too 'Ash', Ash forgetting she met Tate McRae, and Professor...

There's a knock at the door... A solitary letter is left sitting on the door mat. It reads: "I KNOW WHERE YOUR MISSING TOYS ARE. I HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE" And so the curious case of the missing toys begins! There's also...

After a debate around Miss Piggy reveals her status as a gay icon, there's a sudden shift in the mood when her age is brought up? It doesn't bear... There's also the World Cup halftime show to debrief on, and Ash has...

Don't you just hate it when you get up in the morning, feeling all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, only for your fitness watch/ring/jockstrap to tell you you've had the worst night's sleep in the history of all mankind...

Ash has some chilling news to reveal regarding the humble banana, whereas Jack has some stats about the percentage of the population that know the plot to Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat vs the off-side rule that...

ME DON'T WANT TO PLAY NO CAT AND MOUSE WITH YOUR SWEET TREATS. Jack and Ash have hankered on many topics, but the subject of sweet treats is one that turns out to provoke A LOT of strong opinions, like "Almond milk is...

Jack and Ash are experiencing World Cup fever, with a particular interest in what should be worn at the pub and how to really nail the definition of the off-side rule. There's also plenty of random hankers on whether...

What's worse: not knowing when to use 'there' and 'their' or constantly leaving your phone lying around expecting other people to look after it? Answer: they're both as bad as each other, and poor Jack is constantly...

There's much to hanker on after an amayszing time at Primavera, but it wasn't all sunshine and mii miii's... Ash had a journey home so full of moroseness that she was basically stuck in an infinite jive for 12 hours...