The FuMP

The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country.

The FuMP is a music podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 8 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80.

Unknown Host hosts The FuMP, a music show with 8 episodes published.

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  Blackburn by Steve Goodie

  Oct 2, 20264 min

  Elections are coming up... and good lord, look who it is! It's Tennessee's most disgusting and embarrassing export, US senator Marsha Blackburn! She's a trump devotee, she's the enemy of all things civil and reasonable... and now she's running to be Tennessee's next governor. Gross! Barf! Naturally, this calls for a medley of Beatle songs, all of which happen to be Paul's compositions. Music: Paul McCartney Lyrics and production: SG and John Trentes Guitars, bass, drums, piano, keyboards, kazoo, percussion, vocals, arrangement: SG Kazoo, vocals, bicycle horn: John Trentes Violins: Tim Lorsch Voice-overs: Brad Tassell, Sulu, Jace McLain, Caitlin Evanson, Bill Warrington, Patti Vasqez, Bethany Hill, Patricia Taber, Dan Brewer, Tim Lorsch, Tom Rockwell, John Trentes, SG I sort of dedicate this medley to Robert Lund, whose ability to recreate the sound of the Beatles has always impressed and sort of annoyed me.

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  Girl With the Service Job by Regdar and the Fighters

  Sep 29, 20266 min

  Many a young man has found himself infatuated with a young woman he encountered at her work and then became inspired to write a song for her: Parry Gripp wrote "Girl At the Video Game Store," Caustic Notions wrote "Coffee Girl," Computer Class wrote both "Checkout Girl" and "Med Study Girl." (It's always a "girl" and never a "woman") But what these young men often fail to notice is that someone being nice to him because it is literally her job is not an indication that she returns his affection. "Girl With the Service Job" takes the long tradition of songs about falling in love with someone just trying to get through her workday and staples it to the long comedy tradition of love songs taken just a liiiitle too far until the cross the line into stalking.

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  Jessie the Crypto Trader by Green Foot

  Sep 25, 2026—

  Real story about a guy called Jessie who is chasing the dream

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  Sixty by Robert Lund and Spaff

  Sep 22, 20263 min

  Based on a true story. And also on Shaboozey's "A Bar Song (Tipsy)." Ensure drinking buddies: o M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics, Lyrica o Robert Lund: All vocals, all instruments, all production, Allegra There's hope. At age 60: o Jeff Bridges won his first Oscar, for Crazy Heart o Bob Dylan released his classic Love and Theft o Mahatma Gandhi led the Salt March for Indian independence o Penelope Fitzgerald published her first novel, The Golden Child o Alfred Hitchcock released Psycho (in '60) o Thomas Jefferson presided over the Louisiana Purchase o Elton John played his 60th sold-out Madison Square Garden concert o Paul McCartney began his massive New World Tour o Frances McDormand won her second Best Actress Oscar o Kailash Satyarthi won the Nobel Peace Prize o Bruce Springsteen received the Kennedy Center Honors o John Steinbeck won the Nobel Prize in Literature o Oscar Swahn won two Olympic gold medals o George Washington unanimously won the electoral vote for reelection o Michelle Yeoh became the first Asian to win the Best Actress Oscar No doubt we forgot your favorite. Scold us in the comments.

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  Helium by The Belle Isle Rats

  Sep 18, 20264 min

  Would you like ranch or garden herb on that word salad you just served?

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