Oct 28, 20261h 11m
On this episode we dive into Harry Kane's Ballon D'or win and pose the question... Could this have happened if he were still in the Premier League? From there we break down Arsenal's shocking loss to Fleetwood as well...
About this Podcast:
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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What is The Cooligans about?
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend.
What has The Cooligans covered recently?
Recent episodes include "Harry Kane Wins Ballon D'or + Arsenal SHOCKED + NWSL Rule Changes" (28 October 2026, 71 minutes), "Who's In for USMNT Nov. Camp + Dax McCarty Joins + 3 Year Old Gets Cops Called" (26 October 2026, 76 minutes), and "United Get Embarrassed, PSG Are Flying, Cavan Sullivan to City" (22 October 2026, 60 minutes).
How often does The Cooligans publish?
The Cooligans publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 67 minutes.
How hard is it to get booked on The Cooligans?
Booking probability for The Cooligans is 48%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. The Cooligans requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. The Cooligans's contact route on record: verified email.
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The strongest fits for The Cooligans are Sports. The Cooligans has a comedy audience.
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- Oct 26, 20261h 16m
Today on the Cooligans... Who got left off of the USMNT October roster who deserves to be called in for November Camp? From there Dax McCarty joins the show to talk all things MLS. To round out the program there was a 3...
- Oct 22, 20261 hour
Today on The Cooligans we break down Manchester United's thumping at the hands of Como and pose the question... Would a manager change really solve anything? From there we marvel at PSG's 4-2 victory over Barcelona...
Episode #1013
Landon Donovan vs. Eddie Johnson, Mia Hamm Joins the Show, MLS Commissioner Comments On TV Deal
Oct 19, 20261h 37mOn this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis and Christian react to Eddie Johnson and Landon Donovan's war of words. From there Mia Hamm joins the show to talk all things US Soccer. The guys react to new MLS Commissioner...
- Oct 15, 202651 min
On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis take a deep dive into Manchester City's massive loss to PSG in the Champions League. From there we dive into the disappointing camp from the USWNT, and pose the...
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- Oct 12, 202641 min
Comedian Ryan Conner grew up with 11 brothers in the wildest soccer family we've ever had on The Cooligans. From Ajax philosophy to brazil national team losing Joga Bonito to El Trafico chaos, plus the heartbreaking...
Episode #1010
Sheamus Tells All: From IT Nerd to WWE Champion
Oct 7, 20261h 33mStephen Farrelly (FKA Sheamus) is football's realest wrestler. The Cooligans bring the former WWE Champion in for a ruthless, chaotic interview on Liverpool, Borussia Dortmund, Irish culture, and life after wrestling...
- Sep 30, 20261h 13m
On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down the USMNT win over Chile and pose the question... Who should be a full time starter? From there we break down the SCATHING statement from the Premier...
- Sep 28, 20261h 15m
On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down the USMNT win over Peru where the kids look to be pretty good. From there we look at Manchester City being found Guilty on 114 out of...
Episode #1006
Pro/Rel In Liga MX, More Fallout From The Madrid Derby, Federico Higuaín OUT in Columbus
Sep 23, 20261h 8mOn this episode of the Cooligans Christian and Alexis dive into Pro/Rel possibly coming to Liga MX... Can it please come to America next? From there we look at all of the continuing fallout from a chaotic Madrid derby...
- Sep 21, 20261h 11m
On this episode of The Cooligans, everything is going wrong at Real Madrid. Missed red cards, Mourinho is bringing screenshots to the press conference ... and Mbappe has a new shoe deal? From there we break down Cavan...
- Sep 16, 20261h 8m
On this episode of the Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down Poch's 'Vacation' quote and give their top 5 players who deserve their first USMNT call up. From there we dive into Leo Messi and his new coach at Inter...
Episode #1003
Cavan Sullivan May Be The Chosen One, Americans In Europe, VAR In England Is A Nightmare
Sep 15, 20261h 4mOn this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis and Christian break down Cavan Sullivan, who is starting to become a superstar right before our eyes. From there we take a trip around Europe to see how the Americans are fairing...
- Sep 10, 202657 min
On this episode of the Cooligans, Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down Wednesday's UCL results and pose the question... Why don't attacking players want to sign for Arsenal? From there we dive into the...
- Sep 7, 202639 min
Alexis & Christian are joined by journalist and author Joey D’Urso (“More Than a Shirt”) to reveal how global politics and big money collide on the front of your favorite football shirts. From the wild story behind...
Episode #1000
Balogun’s Failed Everton Move, MLS Teams Return to US Open Cup & Champions League Draw Reaction
Sep 2, 20261h 10mChristian & Alexis dig into the chaos of the European transfer window and try to make sense of why Folarin Balogun’s move to Everton collapsed at the last minute. They also explore Premier League spending and how other...
Episode #999
Messi Announces International Retirement + US Soccer Steps In With Youth Development + Infantino vs UEFA
Aug 31, 20261h 2mOn this episode of The Cooligans Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Leo Messi announcing he is retiring from international duty. Is it for real this time? From there we dive into US Soccer taking a more...
Episode #998
MLS All-Star Live: MLS Beats Liga MX Again, FIFA's Private Equity Drama & Atlanta United's Jersey Shock
Jul 30, 202640 minLive from Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte, North Carolina, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros broadcast immediately following the MLS All-Star Game. The hosts react to Major League Soccer securing back-to-back...
- Jul 27, 20261h 10m
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros return to process the full-force return of Major League Soccer following the World Cup break. Christian kicks off the show with a hilarious and relatable personal story about...
- Jul 23, 20261h 31m
Fresh off their 11-city Breakaway Tour, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros return to the studio to process the post-World Cup soccer landscape. Christian kicks off the episode with an unbelievable travel horror...
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