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Long form reviews and deep dive analysis of cinematic master & disaster-pieces. HEAVY SPOILERS , interesting guests and fun skits aplenty. Hosted by John Wlaysewski (Horror movie aficionado & music producer, Late Cambrian frontman). Co-Hosted by Tom Milligan (Movie Reviewer at Creepy Kingdom, Letterboxd @tombomb421)
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Signup to Generate a PitchLong form reviews and deep dive analysis of cinematic master & disaster-pieces. HEAVY SPOILERS, interesting guests and fun skits aplenty. Hosted by John Wlaysewski (Horror movie aficionado & music producer, Late Cambrian frontman). Co-Hosted by Tom Milligan (Movie Reviewer at Creepy Kingdom, Letterboxd @tombomb421)
The Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast w/ John and Tom is hosted by John Wlaysewski. The show has published 26 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Episode 18: Resident Evil (2026) and Onslaught HEAVY SPOILERS" (22 September 2026, 74 minutes), "Episode 17: Teenage Sex and Death At Camp Miasma feat. Kevin McDonald HEAVY SPOILERS" (27 August 2026, 75 minutes), and "Episode 15: Evil Dead Burn (featuring Matthew Milligan) HEAVY SPOILERS" (21 July 2026, 86 minutes).
The Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast w/ John and Tom publishes roughly monthly, with episodes averaging 83 minutes across 26 episodes.
Booking probability for The Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast w/ John and Tom is 29%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. The Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast w/ John and Tom requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. The Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast w/ John and Tom's contact route on record: public web form.
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John Wlaysewski hosts The Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast w/ John and Tom, a tv show with 26 episodes published.
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Episode #26
Hey Horror Fans! The Cantaloupe Cats are back with a double episode! We talk about two of our most anticipated movies this time. Adam Wingard's Onslaught (a spiritual sequel to The Guest and You're Next) and Zach...
Episode #25
Hey Horror Movie lovers, The Cantaloupe Cats are back with a new logo and brand new episode! Our special guest is Kevin McDonald (Kids on The Hall, Brain Candy, Lilo & Stitch), here to talk about his pivotal role in...
Episode #24
Look who's back dropping lore on the Evil Dead franchise with The Cantaloupe Cats! Matthew Milligan (Wheatus, Late Cambrian, Weird Al-gorithm Podcast). Join the Cantaloupe Cats as they take a darkly hilarious journey...
Episode #23
<p >Hey Horror Fans! </p> <p >We are back again soon-ish with a deep dive into the new Backrooms movie by Kane Parsons! Thank you for no clipping into our podcast to wander the halls of movie criticism and analysis...
Episode #22
<p>Hey Cantaloupe Cats fans and friends,</p> <p>Our new episode is here! Tom and John do a deep dive on Damien McCarthy's brand new film Hokum. Also, we are joined by Tinguu, graphic novelist, illustrator and all around...
Episode #21
<p>The Cantaloupe Cats are back with a super packed episode! After chatting briefly about Undertone and Ready or Not 2, we bring on special guest Olive Hui (AKA: Pineapple O) to chat about Exit 8, the movie as well as...
Episode #20
<p>Are you stranded on a desert island of the soul? Do you have tuna fish on your face that no one at work will tell you is there? It's Send Help by Sam Raimi, his first time back in the horror genre since 2009's Drag...
Episode #19
<p>It's January. You know what that usually means... film companies dump their worst movies in the first quarter of the year. Not 2026 though. Into the deadzone drops Primate and 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, bucking...
Episode #18
<p>At long last The Cantaloupe Cats are back with our Top 10 Horror movies of 2025! This was a great year for horror tentpoles as well as some under the radar gems as well. Spoilers for, well a whole bunch of horror...
Episode #17
<p>Hey Horror Lovers and Cantaloupe Cats enthusiasts!</p> <p>Another brand new episode for you all. We dive into YouTuber Chris Stuckman's first full length movie, Shelby Oaks, as well as Osgood Perkins' brand new movie...
Episode #16
<p>00:00 - Good Boy</p> <p>31:06 - Doug commercial</p> <p>32:25 - Bone Lake</p> <p>57:09 - Whisper Link commercial</p> <p>Hey! The Cantaloupe Cats are back with a brand new episode! For halloween season we decided to...
Episode #15
<p>Dylan Mars Greenberg talks about her newest film, Spirit Riser which is playing at the Roxy in Tribeca on September 15th 2025 https://www.roxycinemanewyork.com/screenings/spirit-riser-qa/</p> <p>After the tragic...
Episode #14
<p>00:00 Tom Milligan in a Troma film</p> <p>06:00 The Toxic Avenger (2025) review</p> <p>16:37 Gloop commercial</p> <p>32:56 Sour Mega Ultra Blaster Murder Death Cubes commercial</p> <p>43:03 Lloyd Kaufman...
Episode #13
<p>00:00 Who is Miss Cherry Delight?</p> <p>08:20 Commercial 1 </p> <p>19:07 Commercial 2</p> <p>42:56 Commercial 3</p> <p>Welcome back to the Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast. In this episode we tackle the mysterious and...
Episode #12
<p >00:00:00 Intro to Levi Wilson</p> <p >00:13:58 Commercial 1</p> <p >00:32:00 Commercial 2</p> <p >00:43:15 Commercial 3</p> <p >01:04:00 28 Years Later Review </p> <p > </p> <p >Welcome back to the Cantaloupe Cats...
Episode #12
<p>00:00 Our history with Final Destination</p> <p>07:40 Franchise Discussion </p> <p>Welcome back to The Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast! We are pumped to get into this one. Special guest and long time movie critic Ed...
Episode #11
00:00 - Death Of A Unicorn Review 01:14:46 - A24 Movies Oh boy... Welcome to The Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast, today John and Tom dive into the cinematic disaster known as Death of a Unicorn, and look at A24 movies in...
Episode #10
00:00 - Who is Kevin McDonald? 08:54 - Rosemary's Baby 50:02 - We talk about the Alien Franchise 54:07 - Kevin's new screenplay 56:35 - Rush / Geddy Lee book 58:36 - Kevin McDonald Stand Up April 11 and 12 On today's...
Episode #9
<p>00:00 Who is Kevin Corrigan?</p> <p>04:29 The Exorcist</p> <p>19:35 Exorcist 3: Legion</p> <p>53:02 Exorcist 2: The Heretic</p> <p>In a Very Special Episode of The Cantaloupe Cats, we are joined by veteran character...
Episode #8
<p>The Cantaloupe Cats turn the key and unleash nihilistic doom on an unsuspecting public, with their HEAVY SPOILER deep dive into The Monkey, a 2025 Horror Comedy by Oz Perkins. As per usual, two fake commercials were...
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