A podcast where three queer nerds play Dungeons and Dragons and other tabletop games. The Bear Table is a Necrotic Clock Production.
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Booking probability
20%
Guest openness
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Signup to Generate a PitchA podcast where three queer nerds play Dungeons and Dragons and other tabletop games. The Bear Table is a Necrotic Clock Production.
Recent episodes include "Syzygy 039 - The Capybara Caper" (2 March 2025, 37 minutes), "Syzygy 038 - “Ma’am, your son is a homosexual.”" (15 February 2025, 35 minutes), and "Syzygy 037 - A Meditation on the Concept of Crabs" (1 February 2025, 33 minutes).
The Bear Table publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 41 minutes across 50 episodes.
Booking probability for The Bear Table is 20%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. The Bear Table requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. The Bear Table's contact route on record: public web form.
The strongest fits for The Bear Table are Fitness, Golf & Recreation. The Bear Table has a leisure audience.
The Bear Table is a leisure podcast with 50 episodes published.
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Episode #50
<p>In which character lore is omitted due to low rolls, an old man gets the shit kicked out of him, and a prisoner is set free. </p><p><br></p><p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter...
<p>In which- you know what, I’m tired of writing these. Stuff happens, listen to the episode. </p><p><br /></p><p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)</p><p>Amber Griffin...
<p>In which a mansion is re-repaired, a journey is re-embarked upon, and a family is found(?). </p> <p><br></p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)</p> <p>Amber Griffin...
Episode #47
<p>In which the rules are more like suggestions. </p> <p><br /></p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)</p> <p>Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi...
Episode #45
<p>Apologies for our extended absence, there were Circumstances (gay ones). </p> <p><br /></p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)</p> <p>Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of...
Episode #45
<p>THE MEAT OBELISK IS LARGE AND UNHOLY</p> <p><br></p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)</p> <p>Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental...
Episode #44
<p>In which a tree is bothered, potential allies are ignored, and Lady Mittens takes a short trip to the Goo Realm. </p> <p><br></p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter...
Episode #43
<p>In which a surrender is negotiated, and then another, weirder, surrender is negotiated. </p> <p><br></p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)</p> <p>Amber Griffin...
Episode #42
<p>In which a sand castle is built, a sea battle is fought, and hydras turn out to be cuter than we ever thought possible…</p> <p> </p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter...
Episode #41
<p>Nike plans a war. Guin fucks with Nike. Lady Mittens fucks with Guin. </p> <p><br></p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)</p> <p>Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of...
Episode #40
<p>For legal reasons, this entire episode happens in Minecraft. </p> <p><br></p> <p>Max Jackson - GM</p> <p>RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Cecily Tiptin</p> <p>Amber Griffin (she/her) - Gail Godfrey</p> <p><br></p> <p>Sean...
Episode #39
<p>In which a contract is signed, a one-sided conversation is had, and a crew’s fate is sealed… </p> <p><br></p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)</p> <p>Amber Griffin...
Episode #38
<p>In which we do! not! kill! anyone!</p> <p><br></p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)</p> <p>Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental...
Episode #37
<p>In which the audio quality varies wildly. </p> <p><br></p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)</p> <p>Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi...
Episode #36
<p>In which some very bad things happen!!!</p> <p>(And also the audio is slightly messed up, idk why. A few words get inexplicably dropped) </p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter...
Episode #35
<p>In which we go on a knowledge quest, wrestle tongues, and ‘pass the test’.</p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)<br> Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge...
Episode #34
<p>In which we learn about family, uncover a tragic factoid, and find a lead.</p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)<br> Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge...
Episode #33
<p>This episode includes a special guest!</p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)<br> Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk...
Episode #32
<p>Parkour!</p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)<br> Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)<br> RJ Mrakota (they/them)...
<p>In which we lose our trains of thought, are very bad at math, and play with the sand.</p> <p>Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)<br> Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of...
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Senior Director of Athlete Relations, Leadbetter Golf Academies
Stone Henge
Kodak Steelhammer
Lady Mittens the Destroyer
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