Episode #150 - Hot girls are gross
Jun 25, 20261h 45m
Average and Whip talk everything from hot chicks with gross cars, to last wishes. It probably all ties together. Y'all'r welcome
Hosted by Average Johnson · 🇺🇸 US · EN-US · 150 episodes
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We used to be a golf podcast. Now we're just a totally random podcast that sometimes talks about golf.
Average Johnson hosts The Average Minute, a comedy show with 150 episodes published.
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