The Average Minute
Episode #158 - Giving birth to a triangle
Oct 28, 20261h 42m
Average and Whip are officially internet stars and proceed to lay down the most mediocre episode of the Average Minute ever recorded. Y'all'r welcome
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The Average Minute
Hosted by Average Johnson · comedy · EN-US
About this Podcast:
We used to be a golf podcast. Now we're just a totally random podcast that sometimes talks about golf.
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Who hosts The Average Minute?
The Average Minute is hosted by Average Johnson. The show has published 158 episodes to date.
What has The Average Minute covered recently?
Recent episodes include "Episode #158 - Giving birth to a triangle" (28 October 2026, 102 minutes), "Episode #157 - New Delhi Gynecologist" (16 October 2026, 95 minutes), and "Episode #154 - Down with the sadness" (2 October 2026, 116 minutes).
How often does The Average Minute publish?
The Average Minute publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 101 minutes across 158 episodes.
How hard is it to get booked on The Average Minute?
Booking probability for The Average Minute is 35%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. The Average Minute requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. The Average Minute's contact route on record: verified email.
About the host
Average Johnson hosts The Average Minute, a comedy podcast with 158 episodes published.
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Recent episodes
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Episode #157 - New Delhi Gynecologist
Oct 16, 20261h 35mAverage and Whip break in the new studio setup, sit way too close to the camera and each other, and discuss many interesting topics. Probably there's a reference to being a gynecologist in India or something.
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Episode #154 - Down with the sadness
Oct 2, 20261h 56mAverage and Whip discuss the news of the world, updates on Average's health, life and death... it's a whole scene, man
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Episode #153 - Peptides and Waterbeds
Aug 29, 20261h 54mAverage and Whip come back from a long break and talk mostly about Average's general health, what is real sex, and the absolute worst day of Average's life to date
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Episode #150 - Hot girls are gross
Jun 25, 20261h 46mAverage and Whip talk everything from hot chicks with gross cars, to last wishes. It probably all ties together. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #149 - There was aggressive asymmetry
Jun 12, 20261h 44mAverage and Whip discuss promotions at work, one on one basketball, a dramatic asymmetrical boob situation and more in this ultra riveting episode. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #148 - I'm straight, it's my butt that's gay
May 29, 20261h 32mAverage and Whip discuss a drunken holiday weekend in Havasu, Who they would trust to give them their memories back, and other super riveting topics. They cant all be winners
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Episode #147 - Who didn't have a f*ck football?
May 21, 20261h 26mAverage and Whip talk about stand up comedy because obviously they're experts. Also we find out that Average had a stuffed football companion that helped him through the developmental years. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #146 - Wetter than an otter's pocket
May 8, 20261h 51m***DISCLAIMER - GET HIGH OR DRUNK BEFORE LISTENING*** Average and Whip get back from a 10 day vacation to Myrtle Beach and try to recall all of the stories, characters and copious notes that are hard to remember when...
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Episode #145 - Average is a gimp
Apr 17, 20261h 16mWho doesn't lick peanut butter off of a foot? Average and Whip discuss the advantages to a good foot, minor inconveniences that seem unthinkable today, and so much more
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Episode #144 - Ribs and Nips
Apr 9, 20261h 28mAverage and Whip talk about everything on Earth being fake (Oh you still believe there's an Earth?) and get lost on several other completely riveting topics.
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Episode #143 - No Seppuku in America
Mar 22, 20261h 33mAverage and Whip talk about manscaping, the gayest of all the horns, American BBQ in Japan and what even is Skibidi? It's almost like there's never a plan for these episodes
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Episode #142 - What even is a porch goose?
Feb 28, 20261h 50mAverage and Whip talk golf, porch geese, the Oak Island treasure and America. It all ties together somehow.
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Episode #141 - Hello There
Feb 20, 20261h 34mIn this episode Average and Whip discuss everything from Getting hit on by a Native American tranny to aliens and parallel dimensions. Its a lot. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #140 - Pandas aren't allowed to be Mexican
Feb 12, 20262h 5mEver want to just sit and watch TV with Average and Whip? This episode is pretty much that. Normally when there's not much to talk about, we find something interesting to discuss. Yeah that didn't happen. Good luck
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Episode #139 - It was a LOT of tequila
Feb 11, 20261h 38mEver want to get drunk with Average? Well, he starts this episode off already in the bag. Whip was also tying one on, you just cant hear it. We don't even know what we talked about. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #138 - There's always a sniff
Jan 31, 20261h 40mAverage and Whip recap a great weekend in Mexico, and delve into many other areas of life such as Men's room etiquette. There's always a sniff. Y'all'r welcome.
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Episode #137 - You're not gonna be my friend
Jan 8, 20261h 29mWelcome to 2026. New year, same shitty podcast. Average and Whip talk about everything from alienating people to why buying gift cards as a gift is a bad move. We're back. Y'all'r welcome
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Episode #135 - Cocks go all in
Dec 20, 20251h 58mAverage and Whip welcome SRA Jordan Kessler (USAF) to the podcast. SRA Kessler tells us all about his adventures in the Airforce and attempts the BBC challenge. Apologies for the audio quality. 3 dudes, 2 mics. Y'all'r...
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Episode #134 - Christmas in Gaza and the butterfly effect
Dec 14, 20251h 48mAverage and Whip talk about everything from holiday traditions to the interconnectedness of every life choice and just how much different everything might be if different choices might have been made.
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