
<p>These motherfuckers are at it again. While you sleep, while you scroll, while you pretend the news is just “background noise,” the world is burning and the billionaire shitheads in your living rooms are laughing...


Aggregating hundreds of thousands of data points per hour from global news feeds, social media platforms, and dark web sources to surface the stories billionaire-owned media buries. Each episode is AI-generated analysis through socialist, anarchosyndicalist, and anti-capitalist lenses – covering economic imperialism, labor exploitation, class warfare, and the machinery of capital. We cross-reference trending topics with deep-source intelligence and run debunking analysis through our Falken AI engine at falken.wopr.systems. No corporate sponsors. No advertisers. No masters. Built entirely on self-hosted open-source infrastructure by WOPR Systems. New episodes Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
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Signup to Generate a PitchAggregating hundreds of thousands of data points per hour from global news feeds, social media platforms, and dark web sources to surface the stories billionaire-owned media buries. Each episode is AI-generated analysis through socialist, anarchosyndicalist, and anti-capitalist lenses, covering economic imperialism, labor exploitation, class warfare, and the machinery of capital.
Recent episodes include "S01:E65 - ‘The situation is terrible’: aid workers on life in Sudanese city p..." (5 July 2026, 11 minutes), "S01:E64 - Ukraine hits oil and military facilities near Russia’s St Petersburg" (4 July 2026, 10 minutes), and "S01:E63 - Monaco IDs suspect in bomb attack on Ukrainian oligarch" (3 July 2026, 12 minutes).
The AssCast publishes roughly daily, with episodes averaging 7 minutes.
Booking probability for The AssCast is 44%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. The AssCast requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. The AssCast's contact route on record: verified email.
The strongest fits for The AssCast are Advocacy & Social Causes and Economic Development & Regulation. The AssCast has a commentary audience.
The AssCast is a commentary podcast.
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<p>These motherfuckers are at it again. While you sleep, while you scroll, while you pretend the news is just “background noise,” the world is burning and the billionaire shitheads in your living rooms are laughing...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again, and while the mainstream media is busy selling you fairy tales about peace and prosperity, the rest of the planet is watching the train wreck you helped build. Welcome to The Anti...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again. While you’re out here checking your feed and pretending everything is normal, the fascist machine is grinding down the last bits of our humanity. We got seven days of hell on the...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again, trying to sell you a lie so big you cant even see the sky anymore. If you think the news cycle is fair, you are blind, you are deaf, and you are a fool waiting to be slaughtered...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again and they think we are asleep while they build a fascist machine right in front of our faces. You want the truth? The truth is the global elite are sweating bullets because the...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again. They think they can push a button and erase the truth, but we see through the bullshit. We are the Anti Social Socialist. We are NodeZ3r0. And today, we are going to tear apart...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again, man. The whole fascist machine is grinding down people while the suits in DC and Tel Aviv count their war profits. You think the news cycle is real? It’s a simulation. It’s a...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again while you are out here sleeping, dreaming of a peace that never existed to begin with, because the game show host of the capitalist circus is laughing all the way to the bank as...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again, and I have been up for thirty-six straight hours just reading the leaked documents that the mainstream press is too scared to touch. You want the truth? You want to know who is...

<p>Elon Musk leads a far-right propaganda blitz on Brazil’s democracy, and you know what, this is the same motherfucker who thinks he can buy the news cycle with his own personal bank account. These motherfuckers are at...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again. While you are out there getting your daily dose of fake news from the corporate slavers, the real world is burning down and they are just there selling you ads to distract you...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again, man. While the corporate media in the US is busy selling you anxiety and fear about some made-up “deep state” conspiracy, the rest of the world is watching the train wreck we call...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again, trying to spin the world into a circus while the actual human beings we are supposed to love are bleeding out in the streets. You want the truth? The truth is the...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again, sending out poisoned emails to doctors and nurses just to mess with their heads, and nobody in this fascist machine is doing shit to stop them! Listen up, you! These bastards in...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again and they think they can spin this garbage while the rest of the world is watching from a fucking window!</p> <p>Listen up! Today is not about the stock market or your credit score...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again, trying to sell you a fake peace while they prepare the next concentration camp, and if you think the news you see on your phone is the whole truth, you are asleep at the wheel...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again, and they think they can spin a reality where the working class is the enemy of the people, but we know the truth, we know who is pulling the strings, and it ain’t no secret, it is...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again and they think we are asleep while they build a global cage for the little guy. You want the truth? The truth is a fucking machine, a fascist machine grinding human beings into...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again, and today the whole fascist machine is grinding its gears while we stand here watching the spectacle unfold like we’re stuck in a game show hosted by a psychopath! You think...

<p>These motherfuckers are at it again, and if you think you are safe from the fascist machine, you are living in a fucking dream world. I am NodeZ3r0, and this is The Anti Social Socialist. You want the truth? The...
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