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Hosted by Unknown Host · News · EN · 122 episodes
20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire. buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG youtube.com@ABUSEHOUR t.me/THEABUSEHOUR We cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses. Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society. For survivalist types, we'll discuss tactics and techniques for staying one step ahead of trouble, making yourself a hard target, and disappearing into the background. We'll analyze the source of contentious events, offer insight on the causes, effects, and unseen bad actors associated with these events, and discuss what these occurrences mean for the future. Unlike other News and Commentary podcasts, THE ABUSE HOUR pulls no punches and tells you what's what, who's involved, who benefits, and of course, who ends up holding the bag at the end of the night. As time permits, your ill-tempered but good-natured host, Coffee Long, will do his level best to help you laugh just so you won't cry during this train wreck we call the current year. Brief respite from daily life in the ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICA is offered in, among other forms, occasional red-hot recipes for outstanding cocktails to stiffen the spirit and dull the pain. Episodes are recorded in a range of exotic locations, from the Mobile Doomsday Studio, the Secret Underground Lair, and a host of soundproof hotel suites situated inconspicuously in various locales across greater metropolitan America. This podcast is available on literally every platform where controversial content is permitted, Hunt it down, fire it up, and become part of the problem. You can support our efforts at the link above where you can throw in a few cents or become a bigger threat to the Globalists by become part of the ABUSE HOUR GOON SQUAD for a paltry 5 bucks per month. Ladies adore it, gentlemen respect it, and if it was put together any better you'd swear it was a PsyOp.
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Episode #180
EP180 - BAD GUY RISING: Overpriced prank cocktails, cougars, slow-witted diversity hires, and becoming OK with being the villain. PLUS: Some takes from Pepe Silvia! YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$
Episode #179
Iran, Ramen, and American Muslim communists lead to a few thoughts on getting your house in order. YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$
Episode #178
Technically deficient with sub-standard content, but if a mindless rant on airports and Asian bar-girls is what you want, this is the episode for you. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
Episode #177
More bad movies, conflict escalation, and picking out the perfect spare tire. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
Episode #175
EP175 - GHEY MENS CHOIR: A short episode, but extra-ranting. A laugh at the recently departed, the werewolf thought process, and figuring out what kind of bar you are. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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