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The 3rd One Sucks is a monthly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads the first Thursday of every month.
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Signup to Generate a PitchThe 3rd One Sucks is a monthly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads the first Thursday of every month.
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. The show has published 177 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Spider-Man 2 (2004)" (3 October 2026, 97 minutes), "Spider-Man (2002)" (3 September 2026, 110 minutes), and "Season 8 Release Update" (13 August 2026, 2 minutes).
The 3rd One Sucks publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 75 minutes across 177 episodes.
Booking probability for The 3rd One Sucks is 34%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. The 3rd One Sucks requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. The 3rd One Sucks's contact route on record: public web form.
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Dan Ellis and Mark Beall hosts The 3rd One Sucks, a tv podcast with 177 episodes published.
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Episode #2
We're back with Spider-Man 2 (2004)! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one left us with nothing... except Spider-Man. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/...
Episode #1
It's the Spider-Man season folks and we're kicking things off with Sam Raimi's Spider-Man from 2002. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one our husband made for us? Donate to the below causes...
We're continuing our Cliffdiver run with their second full-length, Birdwatching. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one has a marimba type beat in it? Donate to the below causes...
We're continuing out Cliffdiver run with their first full-length, Exercise Your Demons. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one surprised at least one of us on relisten! Donate to the below causes...
Hey sad bois (gender neutral), in response to their upcoming hiatus Mark and Dan are covering the discography of Tulsa natives Cliffdiver, starting with a collection of their early material. Join us as we decide which...
Episode #22
Hey you yellowbellies, we're going back to the old west in Back to the Future Part III as we decide which one is the best and which one has a GD STEAM TRAIN TIME MACHINE! Donate to the below causes...
Episode #21
Hey buttheads, we're going back to the far off future of 2015 in Back to the Future Part II as we decide which one is the best and which one gave the highest office to a fascistic real estate despot who is terrible with...
Episode #20
Hey Chuck, it's me, Marvin. You know, your cousin Marvin Podcast! I'm here to take you Back to the Future to find that new sound you've been looking for. Get a load of this episode as we decide which one is the best and...
Episode #19
It's like some sort of, I dunno, Jurassic World: Rebirth. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one has those slutty little glasses. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/...
Episode #18
The king of bugs has given us Dominion over this film! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one gots bugs in it. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/...
Episode #17
Something something the Kingdom has Fallen and we are struggling to talk about it. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one made a dinosaur that is part raptor, part other stuff and part raptor. Donate...
Episode #16
It's a whole new Jurassic World this week! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one was a shiny new theme park built on the corpse of something we once held sacred. (Sorry about the mic noise in this...
Episode #15
Square up, Spino Bros™! It's time for JPIII! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one... really surprised us? Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/...
Episode #14
Grab your lucky pack because this second island of genetically bio-engineered dino monstrosities is a veritable Lost World - Jurassic Park 1997! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one features noted...
Episode #13
Wanna hear someone gush about dinosaurs and 1993 cinematic masterpiece Jurassic Park for a couple hours? We got you covered. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one... oh who are we kidding, this one is...
Episode #12
Tron: Ares is what Webster's Dictionary defines as "a movie" and we technically talk about it during this podcast. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one "stars" Jared Leto. Donate to the below causes...
Episode #11
We're really messing with your zen thing this week as we cover Tron Legacy and decide which one is the best and which one has a dope ass soundtrack. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/...
Episode #10
Wanna cyber? This week Cory Cox joins us once again as we cover Tron to decide which one is the best and which one derails the podcast for 20 minutes of arcade nostalgia talk. Donate to the below causes...
Oh neat, Fleabag is here. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one blames continental drift for a 21,000 year time travel mishap. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/...
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