Hosts Hannah and Tori bring you stories from the deep corners of the internet, discussing trends, memes, and niche drama.
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Signup to Generate a PitchHosts Hannah and Tori bring you stories from the deep corners of the internet, discussing trends, memes, and niche drama.
Recent episodes include "Episode 114: Mask Lesbians" (28 September 2026, 53 minutes), "Episode 113: Be My Kirkentine" (14 September 2026, 48 minutes), and "Episode 112: Mourning 9 to 5" (1 September 2026, 54 minutes).
Terminally Online publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 55 minutes across 114 episodes.
Booking probability for Terminally Online is 35%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Terminally Online requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Terminally Online's contact route on record: verified email.
Terminally Online is a society podcast with 114 episodes published.
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Episode #114
This week we're revisiting the Ed Sheeran of it all, Taylor Swift drops some really bad music, the internet debates the etiquette of bringing iced coffee to a job interview, and we discuss the viral Western...
Episode #113
This week the Charlie Kirkiversary is upon us, and we're reflecting one year later: Are the memes in bad taste? Maybe. Did they help avert a civil war? Also maybe! Then we discuss the Macklemore vs. Pink drama. Let's...
Episode #112
This week we say our goodbyes to Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, Mamdani’s reach on TikTok proves far-flung, influencer Jools Lebron gets backlash, and the Flock CEO is a major hypocrite. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of...
Episode #111
This week Lindsey Graham kicks the bucket, we can’t breathe the air or eat fresh produce, The Odyssey sparks discourse from the worst people in the world, and we revisit a classic Reddit post. Let’s get into it!! Other...
Episode #110
This week Taylor Swift gets married with thousands of her close personal friends, Trump's 250 Freedom Event is a biblical disaster, Mitch McConnell is probably dead, and Kylie Jenner is trying to make the surveillance...
Episode #109
This week New York is having the best summer ever between the Knicks championship and the DSA primary election sweep, ClubChalamet meets her match outside a Paris hotel, and Hannah does a deep dive on the Olivia Rodrigo...
Episode #108
This week we’re kicking off Pride Month strong by partaking in a fun TikTok trend before we cover the United Airlines Bluetooth flight disaster, the TikToker who was avenged for a wrongful traffic ticket by newly...
Episode #107
This week entitled POS makeup influencer James Charles rags on the poor, the “charity” Kars4Kids is scammy, looksmaxxer Clavicular gets mogged by a Chad judge, and the internet has feelings about Olivia Rodrigo wearing...
Episode #106
This week we say our goodbyes to Spirit Airlines and Ask Jeeves, the kids are doing Scientology speed runs, a long shot wins the Kentucky Derby, and we do a deep dive on lolcow Tyler Catastrophe. Let’s get into it...
Episode #105
This week gamer Sykkuno gets EXPOSED as a serial cheater, we wonder if AI usage can be justified if used to dunk on Kash Patel, the brainrotted Coachella crowds are a real bummer, alt right losers Clavicular and Sneako...
Episode #104
This week China is memeing Trump’s “spiritual advisor,” comedian Druski triggers Erika Kirk, Lindy West’s new memoir sparks major online discourse, and the internet hates Chappell Roan. Let’s get into it!! Other topics...
Episode #103
This week we say RIP to Jesse Jackson, Robert Duvall, and James Van der Beek… and in the latter case, examine some potentially questionable online fundraising activities! Also, makeup guru TikToker Mikayla Nougerria...
Episode #102
This week more Epstein files get released, TikTok changes for the worse, Sydney Sweeney starts a lingerie line, and Hasan Piker (take a shot!) finds a new audience on YouTube after a temporary Twitch ban. Let’s get into...
Episode #101
This week Zohran installs bidets, the button girl doesn’t need to explain herself, an AI “artist” is charting on Spotify, the real performance art is the AI slop we eat along the way, and the looksmaxxing loser brigade...
Episode #100
This week we celebrate our 100th episode!! A number that feels fake but here we are. Join us as we revisit the podcast’s origin story, highlight our best moments, acknowledge our worst takes, and unpack the collective...
Episode #99
This week democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani wins the NYC mayoral election!! Also: Dick Cheney dies (rest in piss!), Olivia Rodrigo takes a stand against ICE, and Mr Beast plans to open a theme park in… Riyadh? Sure...
Episode #98
This week the No Kings protests made a big splash, the NYC mayoral race debate sparked some memes, chic crime is back with an old-fashioned jewelry heist at the Louvre, DHS spread lies about a minor on Twitter, and a...
Episode #97
This week Taylor Swift releases a new album and it really is…something! We discuss all the hot takes: Charli XCX beef! Questionable lyricism! Potential song plagiarism! AI usage for promo videos! Plus, comedians...
Episode #96
This week Charlie Kirk gets killed by memes (?), we can’t believe we have to defend Jimmy Kimmel, one YouTuber ends up in the middle of a revolution in Nepal, and apparently the Rapture is coming (according to TikTok)...
Episode #95
This week SOMETHING might be happening with Trump, Taylor and Travis break the internet with their engagement news, Rolling Stone names their top influential influencers, the US Open leads to internet drama, Sabrina...
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