Tattoo Anonymous

It’s already bad enough, but if you’re listening to the audio only it’s even worse. Thankfully it’s not a long one.

Chris intervenes in machete crime, a bikie gets embarrassed, and a tattoo shop all spew together. Oh, and MJ calls his dad…

Chris is dating a murderer, a tattooer cites copyright infringement on a memorial tattoo, and a guy tries desperately to get a tattoo in time for his pool party.

A mother tries pushing her luck with a non-refundable deposit. A listener loses her fiancé and tattooer in one fell swoop. And we learn what more about Chris’ first foray into the world of social media…

We hear from someone whose first tattoo turned out to be a gang tattoo! Also we learn about an oblivious customer who causes an absolute scene due to a mistaken identity. And everybody’s favourite segment “What Would...

A tramp stamp ruins a relationship and a body modification request gets out of hand.

Tattooing a broken finger, a non paying customer situation escalates and we play a game called FLASH FRENZY. All that and more!

A story of gastrointestinal distress, a tattoo shop has an unusual pet, and we answer your questions.

For a very special and very unnecessary bonus episode, we changed up the vibe. We use the term “true crime” the same way people say “my truth”… if it ain’t THE truth, it’s pure fiction.

We hear two stories where professionalism is clearly not a priority from these tattooers. We also play a game surrounding tattoos in advertising!

<p>Possibly our most wholesome episode to date! We have a listener write to us in response to a previous story. We also hear from someone who got their first tattoo on a first date!</p><p>Plus, we play the pain game.</p>

<p>Possibly our worst, most graphic poop story yet. Sorry.</p><p>And we get asked what a tattooer should charge for a day session when the customer taps out early.</p>

<p>An extra long special episode where we discuss all things around tattoo apprenticeships! Including survey results from listeners currently undertaking their own apprenticeships. And the results might surprise...

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<p>A listener gets forced into buying supplements by their tattooer.</p><p>Another listener experiences some absolutely grotesque antics between fellow patrons and their tattooers.</p><p>And we get asked about...