StoryLark Funny Stories for Kids

18. The Politest Pirates on the Seven Seas

The crew of the Soggy Biscuit are the worst pirates on the seven seas: the parrot only says 'thank you very much,' the captain is terrified of getting his socks wet, and their treasure map keeps leading to mildly inconve

17. The World's Most Specific Superpower

Theo's superpower is knowing exactly how long something has been in the microwave. That's it. Completely, totally, magnificently useless — until the day it becomes the only thing standing between the school science fair

16. Pizza Emergency

The usual pizza delivery guy is sick. Mikey's backup plan: send Raphael to pick up the order in person. In a trenchcoat. In daylight. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Everything goes wrong.

15. The Tiny Arms Problem

Rex is the most magnificent T-Rex in the Cretaceous — terrifying roar, thunderous stomp, magnificent teeth. There is just one small problem. His arms. They are absolutely, embarrassingly, hilariously tiny — and today Rex

14. Sparkles Does Not Do Mud

Sparkles is the shiniest monster truck at the arena — chrome wheels, glitter paint, a fresh wax every morning — and she is absolutely, completely, one hundred percent terrified of getting muddy. The other trucks think th

13. Gerald the Creeper Who Was Afraid to Hiss

Gerald the Creeper loves everyone — he just wants friends. But he has no arms to wave, walks silently, and whenever he tries to say hello he accidentally starts hissing and everyone sprints away. His social skills class

4. The Hiccupping Dragon

Baby dragon Blaze gets the hiccups — but dragon hiccups are no ordinary hiccups. Each one shoots out something unexpected: bubbles, confetti, rubber ducks, butterflies, and spaghetti! The village tries ridiculous cures u

3. The Day the Pets Ran the House

When Mom and Dad fall asleep on the couch, the family pets decide it's their turn to run the household. Whiskers the cat tries to cook but keeps batting ingredients off the counter. Biscuit the dog gets tangled in the la

2. Super Grandma

Grandma accidentally puts on a superhero cape from the grandkids' costume box and discovers real superpowers — but they're all grandma-themed. She can knit a sweater for the whole city in ten minutes, summon cookies from

1. Backwards Day

Max wakes up and everything is completely backwards! He walks backwards to school, eats dessert before vegetables, and the teacher does worksheets at his desk. The funniest part? Backwards soccer, where every goal is an

12. The Dog Who Applied for a Job

Biscuit the golden retriever shows up at the local bakery in a tiny tie with a resume made of sticks and a chewed sock. He sits on the dough, eats the frosting, and delivers orders to the park for himself. Worst employee

11. Camp Catastrophe

At Camp Pinecone, tents go up inside-out, marshmallows end up on the sky (there is no ceiling — which makes it more confusing), and the nature hike follows a 1987 pizza menu. Counselor Butterfingers may be the clumsiest

10. The Goldfish Who Wanted to Be a Dog

Bubbles the goldfish has watched the family dog for years and is convinced she could do better. She escapes her tank to prove it — and hilarity ensues as she tries to fetch, beg at the table, and go for a walk in her bow

9. The Cat Who Became Mayor

When the actual mayor takes a very long nap, Miss Whiskers the tabby cat steps in to run the town. Her campaign platform: longer nap times, fish in every fountain, and absolutely no dogs at city hall. A ridiculous politi

8. Three Cats in a Trenchcoat Go to the Vet

Three small cats — Biscuit, Pickle, and Noodle — stack up in a trenchcoat and pretend to be one tall human to avoid going to the vet. It almost works. A silly story about teamwork, hats, and why cats don't like surprises

7. Dr. Eggman Captures the Easter Bunny

Dr. Eggman has finally done it — he's locked up the Easter Bunny and is going to cancel Easter! But he forgot one thing: someone has to deliver all those eggs. A comedic disaster where Eggman accidentally becomes the wor

6. Bowser's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Easter Egg Hunt

Bowser is determined to find the most Easter eggs and WIN. But his giant claws keep smashing them, his dinosaurs eat the chocolate ones, and a tiny bunny keeps beating him to every hiding spot. A silly Easter adventure.

7. Dr. Eggman Captures the Easter Bunny

6. Bowser's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Easter Egg Hunt

5. Gino's Great Plumbing Disaster

Gino the plumber shows up to fix one leaky faucet — and leaves a trail of geysers, spaghetti in the pipes, and a family of frogs in the walls. A hilariously escalating disaster story where every fix makes things worse.