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STITCHES is the home of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Christmas Diner and The One Stars. Good Pointe’s lineup of original satirical dark comedies. Each season is a stand-alone limited series created by Jeremy Ellett. Season One: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason "Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger, two conspiracy obsessed Influencers, kidnap a Freemason in an ill-advised attempt to uncover the "Secret Knowledge" of the world." Season Two: Christmas Diner "An unstable man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day.” Season Three: The One Stars "One Star Reviews from all across the Multiverse. Overrated Moon Vacations. Haunted Electronics. Cat beds that don't come in human sizes. Its MST3K meets One Star Reviews in this award-winning comedy fiction podcast. Starring Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) and Blythe Renay.." STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for
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Signup to Generate a PitchSTITCHES is the home of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Christmas Diner and The One Stars. Good Pointe’s lineup of original satirical dark comedies. Each season is a stand-alone limited series created by Jeremy Ellett.
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is hosted by Jeremy Ellett. The show has published 37 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Feed Drop: Joy to the World" (20 July 2026, 17 minutes), "The One Stars, Episode 7: I Won't Be Home for Christmas" (13 July 2026, 25 minutes), and "Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk" (10 June 2026, 16 minutes).
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 21 minutes across 37 episodes.
Booking probability for Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is 31%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason's contact route on record: verified email.
Jeremy Ellett hosts Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, a fiction podcast with 37 episodes published.
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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
Hey folks! Today on the feed we’re continuing our Half-Christmas celebration by featuring an orbiting holiday audio drama called: Joy to the World. The folks at Joy to the World were kind enough to help us out during...
Episode #7
The One Stars Holiday Special! Negative Nancy gets a call from home. [This episode was originally release on December 18, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST and CREW: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma...
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
Hey Folks, today on the feed we’re thrilled to get the chance to share with you all, one of our favorite Audio Dramas of all time. Its called WE FIX SPACE JUNK and its from our friends at Battle Bird Productions. 'We...
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
Hey Folks, today on the feed we’re featuring the pilot episode of a new show we love. It’s called HAUNTED: THE VAN BUREN MANOR. It’s a satirical horror comedy by Robbie Hyne and August year Round. ABOUT THE SERIES: When...
Episode #6
The One Stars, Episode 6: The Hole Thing What's at the bottom of the deepest depression on earth? It's the One Stars Season One Finale! The One Stars News Network covers an ever-expanding sinkhole. [This episode was...
Episode #5
The One Stars, Episode Five: No Magic or Cats Allowed [This episode was originally released on August 28, 2020] NO MAGIC OR CATS ALLOWED Something about cats or something about magic. But definitely not both. This...
Episode #4
Negative Nancy is stuck in traffic. Reviews of: a Time Machine, The World's Largest Penny, an Abandoned Mall, a Grocery Store, a Rocket and a Mood Ring. [This Episode was originally released August 14, 2020] NO A.I. WAS...
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
Hey folks, Welcome Back to Stitches. Today on the feed we’re sharing one of our favorite weird-fiction comedy podcasts. It’s called FINDING PATTERSBY. Finding Pattersby is a Fake True Crime comedy and Supernatural...
Episode #3
The One Stars, Episode Three: Please Hold (This episode was originally released on July 31, 2020) Negative Nancy is on hold. This episode includes reviews of: Ethan's Erasers. Can of Mace. Can of Beans. A Special...
Episode #2
The One Stars, Episode Two: Haunted by Your Post [This episode was originally released on: July 16, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST Negative Nancy combs through her old social media posts to...
Episode #1
The One Stars, Episode One: Over the Moon [Originally released on: July 2, 2020] Negative Nancy is over the Moon. This episode includes reviews of: An Uber Driver. A Moon Vacation. A Ukulele. The Moon Landing Museum...
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
Set in a fictional European republic in the years leading up to World War One, The Kingmaker Histories follows an assistant tailor named Colette who becomes the unwitting host for a deadly alien power source- the...
Episode #6
Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as...
Episode #5
Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past Buster finally gets what he wants for Christmas. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the...
Episode #4
Christmas Diner, Episode 4: Is Gremlins a Christmas Movie? Buster explains what Christmas is really all about. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter...
Episode #3
Christmas Diner, Episode 3: I Need a Grandma "What do y’all want for Christmas?" Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Ryan...
Episode #2
Christmas Diner, Episode 2: My Only Wish Buster gets the family together for the holiday. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Erin Lillis as Buster’s...
Episode #1
Christmas Diner, Episode 1: All I Want "Welcome to The Golden Griddle Diner. Open 24 hours. 365 days a year. Alex and Holly wait for the call that will change their lives forever. Reggie and Kathy get to work. And...
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
Hey folks! Important update about the future of this Feed! We’re still making shows! And this feed will now become the home for all of my weird comedy projects. Each season is a stand-alone limited series. I still have...
Episode #18
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 18: Forgive the Freemasons (Crossover Episode with Forgive Me) Secret Freemason Father Klem hears the confession of The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton. Its a Two Flat Earthers...
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