So... We Were Talking About Beast Wars

<p>The greatest of the great apes, Apetimus Prime, is here with a video to explain why it's been so long since our last episode. We'll be back soon! Until then, Happy New Year!</p> <p > Reach out to us at...

<p>Rhinox gets infected with a virus that makes him shoot energon in a fit of hiccups, sneezes... and more. Rattrap and Dinobot must put their differences aside to get the cure. Meanwhile, Tarantulas sucks, but not in...

<p>Waspinator is suddenly more than meets the eye when he's possessed by the disembodied Spark of Starscream! (How long until he betrays Beast Wars Megatron?)</p> <p>Phil and Andy are joined by Kevin Impellizeri from...

<p>It's the one where they all went blind. Phil and Andy have a lot to get off their chest about this one.</p> <p > Reach out to us at beastwarstalk@gmail.com! You can submit a question for Apetimus and he'll answer it...

<p>Predacon shenanigans force the Maximals to remain in beast mode full-time, and before long, they feel themselves getting called by the wild. What happens when their beast instincts take over?</p> <p>Also, a peak into...

<p>Tarantulas and Black Arachnia intercept a Maximal escape pod and make its occupant a new Predacon... not that it makes him any easier to work with. What GAME are these SPIDERS playing?</p> <p>Plus, Tigatron tries to...

<p>The Maximals are livin' it live as they race to stop Black Arachnia before she can use the power of the mysterious flying island to destroy the Axalon and WIN THE BEAST WARS! Can Tigatron part with his beloved...

<p>Tigatron is bad at shooting his gun but great at being a peaceful visitor to a mysterious flying island. But how long will things stay peaceful while Black Arachnia is pursuing her own agenda?</p> <p>Meanwhile...

<p>Here comes a banger! To make up for wasting an episode on GoBots, Andy and Phil have a TON to say about this one. The philosophy behind valuing all sparks, possible biblical allusions, and Rhinox, Cheetor, and...

<p>Andy and Phil prank the listener (and, perhaps, their own download stats) by discussing the very first episode of Challenge of the GoBots, "Battle for Gobotron." We all definitely remember the GoBots, right?</p>...

<p>It's the one with the clone of Dinobot, which prompts a number of questions. Can you clone a robot? Can you EAT a clone of a robot? SHOULD you eat the clone of a robot? IF you ate the clone of a robot, would you...

<p>Rhinox is kidnapped and turned into a Predacon, but Megatron might be getting more than he bargained for. And Phil and Andy wonder, what does it mean to truly go FULL Apetimus?</p> <p>Reach out to us at...

<p>With the Predacons apparently perishing from infighting, the Maximals prepare to leave. Dinobot has trouble adjusting to the end of the Beast Wars and makes a big decision.</p> <p>Apetimus schools Phil and Andy on...

<p>As the Maximals race to send a message home so they can be rescued, Phil and Andy probe (get it?) some other important issues, like prostate exams, whether Dinobot feels like he belongs with the Maximals, and just...

<p>Optimus goes full Apetimus when Scorponok hits him with a virus that ramps his aggression up to 11. Will the other Maximals be able to bring him back to his senses, or will he stay bananas for fighting forever?</p>...