
We discuss stupid ideas such as: fake boobs you can store alcohol in and drink from restaurant where you have to order using UUID high heels (vape shoes) computer port that looks like a nose (two round ports) copper...


A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas. We talk about subjects like internet culture, sex, inadvisable inventions, and technology that sucks. Hosted by Amy and Beth
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Signup to Generate a PitchA podcast where we overthink stupid ideas. We talk about subjects like internet culture, sex, inadvisable inventions, and technology that sucks. Hosted by Amy and Beth
Shitpost Mortem is hosted by Amy and Beth. The show has published 42 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Brain Genius / Alcohol Boobs / Echidnas fucking crazy style" (26 October 2026, 44 minutes), "Pizza Bus / Chortle P. Chickens / Jesterous" (14 October 2026, 56 minutes), and "Looney Tunes glory hole / 5 year cum terrarium / pre-shit bed" (29 September 2026, 40 minutes).
Shitpost Mortem publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 49 minutes across 42 episodes.
Booking probability for Shitpost Mortem is 32%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Shitpost Mortem requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Shitpost Mortem's contact route on record: verified email.
Amy and Beth hosts Shitpost Mortem, a comedy podcast with 42 episodes published.
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We discuss stupid ideas such as: fake boobs you can store alcohol in and drink from restaurant where you have to order using UUID high heels (vape shoes) computer port that looks like a nose (two round ports) copper...

Episode #41
Pizza bus Chortle P. Chickens Jesterous Anal q-tips car with cupholders built in on top of the roof Googie monster Heat pump stove

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Hard taco shell chastity cage penis seismograph (plot of erectness over time) cum papier-mâché making money by traveling back in time with aluminum cans replacing "god" with "claude" in...

Episode #39
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Episode #38
We discuss stupid ideas such as: uma musubi incestry.com Rare illness gacha game Nuclear vape billboard garment (fully showing when t-posing) Guest: Sabrina! Sabrina's Instagram...

Episode #37
We discuss stupid ideas such as: fractal genitals that fit into each other (kind of like ducks) DLSS 5 AR glasses fag newtons weird al pop quiz Portal potty Shitpost Mortem is a comedy podcast that covers topics like...

Episode #36
We discuss stupid ideas such as: choosing a spelling based on minimal travel distance between QWERTY keys (e.g. disc instead of disk) rubix cube as computer input device selling dehydrated sweat Podcast mention markets...

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Featuring Pastry! We discuss stupid ideas such as: furry inflation crank Idea: maliciously modifying a popular Python package to download episodes of shitpost mortem wooden PCB horses are flipping you off turning off...

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<p>Guest: Lexi Darling!</p> <p>We discuss stupid ideas such as:</p> <p > Toilet you have to log in to use</p> <p > flaccid chopsticks (from wyrdash)</p> <p > chopsticks with current between them so they cook your food...

Guest: Lexi Darling! We discuss stupid ideas such as: Toilet you have to log in to use flaccid chopsticks (from wyrdash) chopsticks with current between them so they cook your food (from wyrdash) dating site that...

<p>In this extra-long episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as </p> <p > rubber chicken fleshlight</p> <p > game concept: roguelike that hypnotizes you in a randomized manner</p> <p > prog rammer</p> <p > Ich opdink æn...

We discuss stupid ideas such as: LED easy bake oven programming language where you can only say what a variable ISN'T equal to (from lily) rubber ducky you can fucky smoking a joint with your ass daedric baby names

<p>We discuss stupid ideas such as:</p> <p > LED easy bake oven</p> <p > programming language where you can only say what a variable ISN'T equal to (from lily)</p> <p > rubber ducky you can fucky</p> <p > smoking a...

Episode #29
We discuss stupid ideas such as: cooking on someone with a high fever Ulysses video game cum pewter Mr. Burns Rule 34 Head phones (one by each ear) Simlish Bangers Links...

Episode #29
<p>We discuss stupid ideas such as:</p> <p > cooking on someone with a high fever</p> <p > Ulysses video game</p> <p > cum pewter</p> <p > Mr. Burns Rule 34</p> <p > Head phones (one by each ear)</p> <p > Simlish...

<p>We discuss stupid ideas such as:</p> <p > THC ovaltine</p> <p > replacing your nipples with those clown flowers that squirt water</p> <p > Smoking dandelions</p> <p > video game that inflicts a status effect that you...

<p>We discuss stupid ideas such as:</p> <p > region-locked pussy</p> <p > Implant that unlocks a chastity cage</p> <p > self-deprecating code</p> <p > Becoming an amiibo</p>

<p>We discuss stupid ideas such as:</p> <p > Penis shock collar</p> <p > Onion toothpaste</p> <p > literal creepy pasta</p> <p > trying to design an object that can be used in a maximum number of stupid slapstick...
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