Second Rate Saints Podcast

Guys, settle a debate for me. If Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson were in a fight, and Trump was doing that emperor thing from gladiator where he gives the thumbs-up and thumbs-down thing, and Cenk Uyger was the lion in...

Ecumenism.... eh-qiu-men-ism.... this is a word that brings us here together this day. It is important, and... ah.... well we all understand it's significance. How it affects Christianity because of.... uh... Jesus...

Wee-woo, wee-woo, wee-woo . Looks like my ' nerd alert ' is going off. That can only mean one thing. The boys spend an 1 hour and 34 minutes talking about stats they pulled form Pew Research. Sounds like NERD STUFF TO...

Mary did you know, that tons of dudes would argue 'bout your 'sumption. Mary did you know, that you're always blue. Your clothes, I mean, not your face. If you could tell me why, that'd be very helpful cause I can't get...

Oh, I didn't see you there. You really should let a fella know when you pop up like that. Well, all's well that ends well. At least I didn't myth you- er... I mean miss you. Golly-gee, that was embarrassing. You...

I'm just noticing things, man! I'm telling you, I'm like 99% sure that the Jews were involved in the fall of Jerusalem. I AIN'T SAYING THEY DID IT . But like, it sure is pretty convenient that they just so happened to...

Second Rate Saints: Episode V - Revenge of the Saints After like 3 months of being on the run from the Canadian authorities, the boys have finally remembered their login password. That's right, they're back and have got...

Crusades? ALIVE, bro, pulsing in Christian nationalism’s veins , a holy Molotov lobbed at globalist Antichrist overlords . History books? LIES! Ain’t knights, it’s God’s AR-15 saints, Jerusalem to Jan 6, smiting Deep...

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the spiritual showdown of the century on the Second Rate Saints podcast! In this corner, we’ve got the Sacramental Smasher, Caleb what's-his-name defending the sacred power of baptism as...

Ever sit through one of those philosophy classes where the professor’s all smug, trying to convince you that you don’t even exist? Yeah, that was heckin lame. I mean, come on—just because some French dude scribbled a...

Okay, so, like, here’s a description for this Christian podcast about 2nd Samuel chapters 4 and 5, which is, ugh, totally not my thing, obviously. It’s about this guy Ish-bosheth—who’s, like, some random dude—getting...

Yo, listen up, peeps! There’s this wild thing called "Angel Wars," some cartoon that dropped in ‘04 for the lil’ homies, like six and up, ya feel? It’s got these angel playas, all decked out in mech gear like they’re...

Say, how many second rate saints does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the lightbulb, 1 to comment about how the light reminds them about the creation story, a third to critique the second's interpretation of...

Remember that time that Martin Luther threw a dog out a window cause he thought it was Satan? We do! And we hauled a Lutheran pastor in to grill him about that and all our other Lutheran questions. Also, something about...

You know, sometimes things don't go as plan. You get a parking ticket even though you swear the sign said free parking till 9:00. Sometimes the waitress just hears "olives" when you actually said "no olives" and now you...