
Episode #2
Forty Yards of HYPE
Against everybody's better judgment, WE'RE BACK, BABY. So technically this is episode 2 of season 2 because the whole Smooth Sailing episode ended up being number 1 but: FIRST EPISODE OF THE NEW SEASON. First and most importantly, to our dear brothers and sisters at Holland Christian: GET YOUR OWN PODCAST, MAROONS. Secondly, what is a Maroon? I mean, it's either a color or someone stranded on a remote island, right? The kind of person who would require, say, a SAILOR for rescue and survival, right? RIGHT? (Unity Christian: you're now on the clock.) Now that we've got all that out of the way, welcome to Season Two of the world's most popular high school PE teacher-based podcast! VK is back on the Coke Zero, Cope is fully on the Hope Football bandwagon, and Producer Marc references cocaine, and takes a moment here in the show notes to remind everyone: say no to drugs . Our first mystery guest of the year totally lives up to the hype (Narrator: there was no hype to live up to) and really sets up the young-male-teacher-40-yard-dash that's totally going to happen at a football game sometime this year. Consensus remains that this week's mystery guest will probably lose that 40 yard dash, but if you extend it to 100 they might actually win it . Send us email. rtbo@schs.org is the address. We'll read it on the show. Promise. ==== RTBO HIGHLY PAID, DEEPLY SKILLED & COMPLETELY PROFESSIONAL CREW Hosts: Curt Copeland & Joel VandeKoppel Honorary Executive Producer & Show Founder: Mark Van Stee Strikingly Handsome Executive Editor, Managing Producer, SFX Coordinator, Staff Writer, Poet Laureate, Music Director & Host of Award-Winning Producer Notes Segment: Marc Vander Maas Executive Producer, Official Show Disciplinarian, and Crisis Communications Manager for When The Show Gets Too Embarrassing for the School: Aaron Meckes Instagram Coordinator and Director of the RTBO Institute for the Advancement of Poultry Science and Technology: Dr. Gabby Miller (M.S. in Sauce Integration & Chicken Strip Dynamics, Baylor University) Director Emeritus, RTBO Foundation: Sandy Dobbs Bieber Stylist, Fashion Coordinator, Swag Manager, and Guy Who Gets Blamed For The Coupon Codes Even Though It’s Not Really His Fault: Taylor Johnson Art Director and Image Coordination: Morgan Ball Official Hunting Guide and Guy We’d Trust To Protect Us From The Predator, and Bringer of Juice: Bruce Huttenga Bald but Still Respected: David Kool Washington Correspondent: Teresa VanderSchaff Finance Director Frantically Trying to Cover the Immense Cost of All The Coupon Codes: Maelia Post GET TO DA CHOPPA: Arnold Schwarzenegger Official Totally Awesome Mid-80s BMX Bike-based Sports Drama: Rad Director of Transportation and Facilities Manager: “Big Hands” Mike Wolthuis One of the tallest people locally: Todd Schrotenboer Drama Coordinator: Reba Ezell Professional Elephant: Malachi VandeStreek Secretary of Luxurious Facial Hair: John Hendrikse Leader of Chicken Tender Rebel Alliance: Rachel Westra Probably Loves You: Josh Sterenberg Surf Dudette and Indiana Travel Consultant: Kelsie Schweir Show Chaplain and Cincinnati Reds Washout: Chuck Swanson Prom Date Consultant: Chuck Pothoven 24/7 On Call Home Repair Specialist: Josh Klomp Doesn’t like sand: Brady Howe Also apparently doesn’t like sand: Ben Kroeze




