
Episode #1
Riffing #001 - Why I'm Not a Waiter
<p>I once cracked a water glass over a customer’s head.</p><p>Not exactly the kind of thing they teach you in waiter training.</p><p>What happened next was even more surprising: the guy didn’t kill me, the table somehow had a great time, and I ended up with one of the biggest tips I’d ever gotten.</p><p>This is a story about screwing up, recovering badly but enthusiastically, and one giant man giving me a line I’ve remembered ever since:</p><p>“The man that ain’t never done nothing wrong in his life ain...

