Feb 4, 202531 minS0
<p>THIS GUY again. Also, MERRIS IS MEAN</p>
comedy
RealiTEA
Hosted by Merris and Lillian Asterios · comedy · EN-US
About this Podcast:
Merris forces his wife Lillian to watch garbage reality television like Sister Wives, 90 Day Fiance and other garbage and they talk about it!
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What is RealiTEA about?
Merris forces his wife Lillian to watch garbage reality television like Sister Wives, 90 Day Fiance and other garbage and they talk about it!
Who hosts RealiTEA?
RealiTEA is hosted by Merris and Lillian Asterios. The show has published 51 episodes to date.
What has RealiTEA covered recently?
Recent episodes include "My 600lb Life: Steven Assanti PART TWO" (4 February 2025, 31 minutes), "My 600 lb Life STEEEVEN Assanti" (28 January 2025, 28 minutes), and "My 600lb Life: Dolly's...uh...Journey? More like Dolly's wild ride" (13 January 2025, 33 minutes).
How often does RealiTEA publish?
RealiTEA publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 27 minutes across 51 episodes.
How hard is it to get booked on RealiTEA?
Booking probability for RealiTEA is 37%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. RealiTEA requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. RealiTEA's contact route on record: verified email.
About the host
Merris and Lillian Asterios hosts RealiTEA, a comedy podcast with 51 episodes published.
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Recent episodes
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- Jan 13, 202533 minS0
<p>This episode is going places you won't believe. TW/CW: for talk of weight loss and this horrible show. </p>
- Jan 7, 202524 minS0
<p>It's all blurring together. I don't even know what's happening. But this week? Robyn fell off an ATV. </p> <p>No...that's not in this episode. </p> <p> </p> <p>((sorry for the late upload, I had NO internet cause of...
- Dec 30, 202425 minS0
<p>Y'all have been requesting this. So...we did it. Wtf is this show. </p> <p><br /></p> <p> </p> <p>linktr.ee/crueltea Venmo: Lillian-Asterios, Cash App: $LillianAsterios, PayPal: lillianasterios@icloud.com if you want...
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- Dec 30, 202429 minS0
<p>On this episode you might be surprised to know that Kody says unhinged things. </p> <p><br /></p> <p> </p> <p>linktr.ee/crueltea Venmo: Lillian-Asterios, Cash App: $LillianAsterios, PayPal: lillianasterios@icloud.com...
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Hoarders! The Poop Episode
Dec 2, 202437 minS0<p>Oh man...that is so much poop. </p> <p>Check out our other podcast! </p> <p>https://linktr.ee/crueltea</p> <p>If you wanna help Lil and Merris with their car: paypal: lillianasterios@icloud.com Venmo...
- Nov 25, 202419 minS0
<p>This show makes me puke everywhere. </p> <p><br /></p> <p>https://linktr.ee/crueltea</p>
- Nov 12, 202425 minS0
<p>Kody says absolutely unhinged crap to Janelle. Old Meri is there. Robyn doesn't know. Tony is a sentient unmade bed and David talks like he has marbles in his mouth. </p>
- Nov 4, 202429 minS0
<p>Once more, Kody Brown says the most out of pocket dumb crap I've ever heard. Anyway, here's our other podcast and stuff: https://linktr.ee/crueltea</p>
- Oct 28, 202435 minS0
<p>Kody says gross stuff. Meri actually stands up for herself and gets ghost divorced. Christine married her orc. I don't know what's going on but I hate Tony. He's a walking unmade bed. </p> <p><br /></p> <p>Our stuff...
- Oct 14, 202423 minS0
<p>Babies I guess. </p> <p>Blobyn cries in her driveway</p> <p>Kody never did anything wrong in his ENTIRE LIFE. </p> <p>Our stuff: https://linktr.ee/crueltea</p>
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Sister WIFE Season 19 Episode 3
Oct 8, 202427 minS0<p>What happened? Someone had babies. Robyn once again, knew nothing. Kody sucks. He is very melodramatic. Janelle is a freaaaak. You know she is. </p> <p>And before you ask...we won't have the special subscription...
- Sep 30, 202425 minS0
<p>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! One wife to rule them all and in the darkness bind them! Robyn, the Wifelander, cries. Kody is the worst. Janelle hates gossip and Old Meri thinks Karma is real big stinky B WORD </p> <p><br...
- Sep 23, 202426 minS0
<p>Not sister wives for that would imply more than one wife. And Kody only has one WIFE now. But yes. New season of sisters wives. Season 19! </p> <p><br></p> <p>https://linktr.ee/crueltea</p>
- Sep 16, 202419 minS0
<p>Why did this part two happen? Gordon was milking...Amy...for all she was worth. Ahem. </p> <p><br></p> <p>Kofi and our other podcast and stuff https://linktr.ee/crueltea</p>
- Sep 11, 202429 minS0
<p> </p> <p>Man. Meow MEOW. It's time to revisit our favorite episode of Kitchen Nightmares! </p> <p>St. Gordon and the Holy Rissoto...
- Sep 2, 202428 minS0
<p>This blast from the past! And the show takes place in our town. It was...lack luster! Join us as we talk about this nonsense. </p> <p><br></p> <p>Lil's birthday list...
- Aug 19, 202426 minS0
<p>An the early aughts and their incredibly heinous reality tv shows. Y'all remember Trading Spaces? WHEN HILDI PUT HAY ON THE WALL?? That's not this episode but my god that show. </p>
- Aug 12, 202427 minS0
<p>Uuuuuugh child beauty pagents....uuuugh. Whyyyyy</p>
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