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Whether you're hacking in or jacking in, we'd love to welcome you back to CYBERTEMBER, our month-long celebration of the artificial, the digital, and the mechanical. To kick things off we've got a deep ghost dive into...

This week we trade the fisticuffs for friendslop as we examine Gamble With Your Friends and Big Walk! Can our hosts work together, beating long odds and long distances? Can friendship survive losing money at roulette...

It is possible to move beyond button mashing... this week... we mash with INTENT! We hear the cases for and against fighting games, before Nick subjects his co-hosts to bone-crunching virtual action of the 3D , 2D, and...

This week, we settle our thoughts on Nolan's The Odyssey (2026), before being taken in by the mysterious song of Epic: The Musical! Were we taken in by it's spell, or did we need to shove beeswax in our ears? Listen to...

We're getting hyperlocal here. We're talking about beefing with a guy down the street about the price of local apple cider. We're talking about a museum in our neck of the woods about old fishing boats, and we have...

Last week, we read a towering work of art for the show... and this week we read whatever you sent us. There's a movie that's sort of related too, about a guy who sometimes remembers an essay about Moby Dick, so we're...

That's right, it's finally time for the episode we've been chasing with some kind of single-minded obsessiveness for years. I don't even know what you'd compare it to. Something so much bigger than yourself, that you...

Detective Beebo is a game about someone who let personal grievances simmer into a downright haunting murder plot. On this show, our stupid grudges come out in the first segment. Thank you to listener Tess for the final...

Ever since one guy saw another guy's cave painting, humanity has been copying off of their neighbor's homework. What if hat idea was an infectious little imp with ties do Mickey, Tintin, and Lee Harvey Oswald? Listen...

It's Fanuary... in JULY? We're taking on a run of listener suggestions all in a row, beginning with grungy, edgy, hackblood-pumping, psyko-exploding action with Slayers X: Terminal Aftermath Vengeance of the Slayer...

Pros of moving recording studio to Backrooms: Spacious, Excuse for weird buzzing noises, Bottomless Pit for ambience Cons of moving recording studio to Backrooms: Higher than normal chance of being killed by our own...

They got rid of the spinebreaker slide? I loved the spinebreaker slide... Anyway, Nick wanted to drag everyone off to play rigged carnival games and ride vaguely comic book themed rides for his birthday, so we hit the...

Note: This podcast IS NOT a doctor. That means it's okay when we tell you to eat wet sand in the morning and slime in the afternoon. Send us feedback and episode ideas: pleasedontcast@gmail.com pleasedontcast.net...

Guest-Host Cam helps us get to the bottom of getting to the bottom of this historical conspiracy mystery, by watching Oliver Stone's 1991 epic, JFK! This one's dedicated to the truth-seekers... Send us comments...

This is a psychological dark comedy about colorful characters who hate their lives and want to leave, who are tormented by an overbearing host that makes them do something different and insane every episode. Oh, and...