Plant Sluts

Hosted by Jonathan and Jeannette, longtime friends of 25 years and unapologetic botany degenerates. They’re not here to tell you what to plant or how to grow it, but to banter, gossip, and lovingly complain about all things green. Jonathan gardens from Montreal, Quebec (USDA zone 6A) while Jeannette tends her plants in Salem, Oregon (USDA zone 8B). Whether those numbers mean everything to you or absolutely nothing, you’re in the right place.

Plant Sluts is a leisure podcast hosted by Jonathan and Jeannette, with 24 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Jonathan and Jeannette hosts Plant Sluts, a leisure show with 24 episodes published.

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  Bonus Cutting: My ADHD Garden

  Aug 5, 202617 minS2

  In this bonus episode, we continue our conversation from Plants, Pain, and Prozac and get into gardening with ADHD. We look at how the ADHD brain functions and why this can be a help and hinderance once we get outdoors. Check us out on all our platforms for some bonus Try Weed videos! Instagram: @plant.sluts.pod TikTok: @plant.sluts YouTube: @PlantSlutsPod If you've read this far, we'd love a rating & quick review. Help this messy garden grow! Find out more at https://plant-sluts.pinecast.co

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  Plants, Pain and Prozac

  Jul 22, 20261h 2mS2

  In this episode Jonathan and Jeannette talk about gardening with chronic pain, stress and depression. After the trauma dump it gets optimistic with some tips on how to make it less painful and we go over studies that suggest it may even be helping our terrible moods. But first they share their garden status updates (complaints), Jeannette proposes a new segment and Jonathan spills the tea on the new Community Garden gestapo. Sources: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9389296/ https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3372556/ https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-025-13885-5 https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9564959/ https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-025-13885-5 https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/06/18/1182961315/back-pain-gardening-relief-safe Find out more at https://plant-sluts.pinecast.co

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  Full Moon, Full Bed

  Jul 1, 202639 minS2

  <p>Is planting by the moon backed by science, or just a superstition that appeals to the chronically online green witch? Jonathan and Jeannette also dive deep into biodynamic farming and discover what signs our favorite plants are. But first we give you an update on our thriving (sarcasm) gardens and Jonathan tries hosta shoots! Will they make his pee smell? Jonathan also shares garden tea with two stories on how openly racist this community can be (TW: mentions of racism and sexual assault). For best results, please listen to this episode during the waning crescent moon, thanks.</p> <p>...

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  Plant Sluts

  Full Moon, Full Bed

  Jul 1, 202639 minS2

  Is planting by the moon backed by science, or just a superstition that appeals to the chronically online green witch? Jonathan and Jeannette also dive deep into biodynamic farming and discover what signs our favorite plants are. But first we give you an update on our thriving (sarcasm) gardens and Jonathan tries hosta shoots! Will they make his pee smell? Jonathan also shares garden tea with two stories on how openly racist this community can be (TW: mentions of racism and sexual assault). For best results, please listen to this episode during the waning crescent moon, thanks. Please subscribe, follow, and rate wherever you listen! Share with your most superstitious friends! Also, we had some technical difficulties that caused the audio to be of lesser quality than what you've come to expect from Plant Sluts, North America’s #1 gardening podcast. We have corrected the issue for future episodes. Sources: https://www.npr.org/2012/03/02/147810046/decoding-the-allure-of-the-almanac https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10004791/ https://extension.illinois.edu/blogs/garden-scoop/2022-04-16-lunar-influence-gardening https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10004791/ Find out more at https://plant-sluts.pinecast.co

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  Video Episode: Botanical Taste Test

  May 13, 202611 minS2

  <p>Watch the video here: https://youtu.be/JqhkIucMroQ</p> <p>Jeannette has finally made it to Montreal! To celebrate the reunion, we took the cameras out to the greenhouse for a very special, very chaotic mini-episode.</p> <p>We hit up the Boutique at the world-famous Montreal Botanical Garden and brought back a haul of bizarre, fancy, and fascinating botanical delicacies to taste test on camera. We are talking sweet Tulip Jelly, briny Fiddleheads, raw Spruce Tips, and we washed it all down with Forest Amaretto mixed with Spruce-flavored Soda.</p> <p>Some were absolutely delicious, and some... well...

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