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Hosted by Joe Jensen and Nate Hanet · comedy · EN
Sit in with Joe and Nate as they consult clients on how to go about committing their perfect crimes. New episodes every Tuesday.
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Perfect Crimes is hosted by Joe Jensen and Nate Hanet. The show has published 54 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Tori O'Kane Wants to Stand Her Ground By Running You Over" (22 September 2026, 65 minutes), "Anton Monteleone Blows Our Minds Without Even Taking His Pants Off" (2 September 2026, 66 minutes), and "JB Alan Gets The Boys Drunk" (25 August 2026, 61 minutes).
Perfect Crimes publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 64 minutes across 54 episodes.
Booking probability for Perfect Crimes is 32%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Perfect Crimes requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Perfect Crimes's contact route on record: verified email.
Joe Jensen and Nate Hanet hosts Perfect Crimes, a comedy podcast with 54 episodes published.
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First of all, thanks so much for sticking with us while we get our production schedule together. Second--how often have you wanted to hit some asshole with your car? All the time, right? Well, have we got a criminal...

Which is pretty impressive for one of the two most famous Naked Magicians touring the country these days. Strap in for some mentalism, some jokes, and dare I say, just a little bit of magic from your favorite criminal...

Episode #52
We've got JB Alan back fresh from his trip to Japan, and boy did we have a time. I would love, LOVE to tell you what his crime is, but the main thing I remember about this episode is the bottle of scotch JB broke out at...

Okay, look. I want to remind EVERYONE that we are comedians and nothing we say should ever be taken seriously. Rich has some interesting ideas, let me put it that way. And if you listen to the episode, I think you can...

Episode #50
Holy cow people. 50 episodes? Sometimes you get caught up in the glamour of being the best criminal consultants in Boston to the point you forget to actually consult people on their crimes. We're back to basics in this...

Episode #49
WE'RE BACK BABY. We've got the Community Guidelines fellas on to talk all things podcasting, Mel Gibson, and comedy. This episode is going to take you on an Odyssey, let me tell you.

Look, sometimes you get hit with technical difficulties and your amazing podcast episode gets ruined by a bad SD card. IN THE MEANTIME: Boston's a pretty great city, aside from one huge problem--No Happy Hours. Also...

Episode #47
We've got Logan O'Brien and Tyler Swain from the South Shore Boys to tell us all about Logan's crusade against AI and break down old school cartoon characters for Nate. I'm going to be honest, pretty light on the crime...

We've got the one and only Dan Hall on to talk about a dream of his--becoming a top tier accountant/hitman. Or is it hitman/accountant? He's going to be great at it, either way. You're going to love this one. We'll be...

The very funny Cam Ohh stops by to get help taking down his younger, hotter doppelgänger--Troye Sivan. Is it a doppelgänger if they're younger and hotter? I can feel Cam's rage growing as he reads this description...

What's in the box?! Brad Pitt's character from Se7en isn't the only one wondering. In this episode, we sit down with the funniest MILF in Boston, Nancy Sen, who's got a great idea for robbing cargo ships and turning...

Episode #43
One of Cape Cod's finest drives all the way out to see us this week. We sit down with the hilarious Chris Weber to talk about why he wants to free the robots. To be fair, it does involve riding around in a giant...

Episode #42
A lot of fellas get into crime for the money, and Boston's own Seth Farley is no different. Public events beware, Seth is going to streak across the field so well the cameras can't help but stay on him. That's how you...

Pat Lacey has the fire of revolution inside of him, and he knows how he's going to show it. By burning down the worst place in the world: The Nabisco Factory. Should have called them cookies instead of biscuits, Nabisco.

Tell me if you've heard this one--so a Vietnamese girl and Serb walk into a bar, then immediately recruit you to do their bidding. That's the world we'll be living in once Vi and Iggy get their act together. Along the...

Boston's a pretty great city, aside from one huge problem--No Happy Hours. Also, bars close at 2AM. ALSO, where are all the opium dens? Don't worry, concerned listener, Abby Evans has a solution for you. That's right...

He was almost a Marine and knows some pretty sick karate moves, so who better to discuss hitmen with than the one and only Jon Fletcher? How did he lose half a finger? Was it an operation gone wrong? Listen to find out...

Beau and James (BJS for short) have always known their destiny--for James to die in a fiery car crash, trapped inside the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile as he's grilled alive in a grotesque display of barbecued irony. Beau...

We have the very funny Sarah Fitz on this week to discuss a matter of grave importance--the so-called "government" has banned yet another thing the people care about. Box Turtle Farms. You'll never guess what sort of...

Episode #35
Local legend Tiny joins us to figure out the best possible way to destroy all student debt, but along the way we try to solve the mystery of who deleted the first episode we recorded with him. Hint: It was Joe. But only...
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