Welcome to Patchwork Fairy Tales! A podcast filled with inclusive fairy tales and fantasy stories written and recorded to spread old magic in a new way. You want sapphic dragons, sword wielding ladies, asexual heroes, and a whole host of urban fantasy professionals? Then you've come to the right place!
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Signup to Generate a PitchWelcome to Patchwork Fairy Tales! A podcast filled with inclusive fairy tales and fantasy stories written and recorded to spread old magic in a new way. You want sapphic dragons, sword wielding ladies, asexual heroes, and a whole host of urban fantasy professionals? Then you've come to the right place!
Patchwork Fairy Tales is hosted by Laura Simons. The show has published 66 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Hotel Olympus (complete 1-8)" (12 June 2026, 50 minutes), "Hotel Olympus #8" (5 June 2026, 7 minutes), and "Hotel Olympus #7" (30 May 2026, 10 minutes).
Patchwork Fairy Tales publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 13 minutes across 66 episodes.
Booking probability for Patchwork Fairy Tales is 33%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Patchwork Fairy Tales requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Patchwork Fairy Tales's contact route on record: verified email.
Laura Simons hosts Patchwork Fairy Tales, a fiction podcast with 66 episodes published.
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Patchwork Fairy Tales
A Patchwork Fantasy Tale about the trials of working in hospitality . The worship of Greek Gods is going through a bit of a renaissance of late, but since temples are in short supply, Hotel Olympus is here to provide...
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A Patchwork Fantasy Tale in eight parts . Our eighth visit to Hotel Olympus, during which a new normal is established. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects...
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A Patchwork Fantasy Tale in eight parts . Our seventh visit to Hotel Olympus, during which the owners pay a visit. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on...
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A Patchwork Fantasy Tale in eight parts . Our sixth visit to Hotel Olympus, during which worship gives rise to a new divinity. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other...
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A Patchwork Fantasy Tale in eight parts . Our fifth visit to Hotel Olympus, during which approval is won. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on...
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A Patchwork Fantasy Tale in eight parts . Our fourth visit to Hotel Olympus, during which Charlie enforces her standards. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other...
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A Patchwork Fantasy Tale in eight parts . Our third visit to Hotel Olympus, during which some mortals come to stay. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on...
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A Patchwork Fantasy Tale in eight parts . Our second visit to Hotel Olympus, during which a receptionist is befriended. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects...
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A Patchwork Fantasy Tale in eight parts . Our first visit to Hotel Olympus, during which there is a job interview. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on...
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Transcript: Hi, it's Laura! I'm about to upload a new episode and I also wanted to leave a little message, to let everyone know how glad I am that so many of you are still listening to old episodes, even when there...
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A Patchwork Fairy Tale: the one with the princess, the fae, and the young father. A princess suffers from a mysterious malady and a prize is promised for her cure. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find...
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A Patchwork Fantasy Snippet full of well aged cheese . In which a hoard is guarded. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on laurasimons.com . Follow this...
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A Patchwork Fantasy Tale about a cohabitation calamity. Surely all that stuff about vampires and werewolves not getting along is just nonsense, right? Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about...
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A Patchwork Fantasy Tale about a meet-cute in an emergency room. Because dealing with magic comes with certain challenges. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other...
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Transcript here: Hi everyone, it's Laura. I wanted to let you all know that because of Spotify's new terms of service, I have decided to no longer have my podcast on their platform. If I did they would have the right to...
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A Patchwork Fantasy Snippet full of supernatural thoughts . In which a home is made. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on laurasimons.com . Follow this...
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A Patchwork Fantasy Snippet full of family fun . In which an aunt is summoned to lunch. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on laurasimons.com . Follow...
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A Patchwork Fairy Tale: the one with the merchant, the siblings, and the golden ring. A kind merchant brings her son a mysterious ring she found on her travels and the young man is soon visited by its rightful owner...
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A Patchwork Fantasy Tale about the trials of cohabitation. Sometimes renting an apartment comes with very peculiar problems to be negotiated. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast...
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A Fix-it Fairy Tale: more kindness, more consent and more inclusivity for 'Hans In Luck'. A story about three years work, one day's travel, five trades, and a young man with a never-ending supply of good-nature. Read...
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