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Hosted by Mike Jones and Iley Jones · fiction · EN
Turning back the pages of history, In the yesteryears of time, there once was an empire that was mightier than any before and held land greater than any since. A culture rich in architecture, education and art, but there is so little remaining of the Great Khan's dynasty that we can't make fun of it. So to Ancient Rome instead!Here we join Lord Caesar and his loyal assistant, confidant and friend, Senator Sensus in the famed marble palace, facing diplomatic issues, comedic characters and the burden of leadership. From the mixed bag of stories in Getting You Home On Friday, On the Roman Nose is slapstick happy, witty, and full of humour in a collection of short and sweet episodes.
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Signup to Generate a PitchTurning back the pages of history, In the yesteryears of time, there once was an empire that was mightier than any before and held land greater than any since. A culture rich in architecture, education and art, but there is so little remaining of the Great Khan's dynasty that we can't make fun of it. So to Ancient Rome instead!
On the Roman Nose is hosted by Mike Jones and Iley Jones. The show has published 19 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Dire Warning" (28 May 2026, 3 minutes), "Scum" (28 May 2026, 3 minutes), and "Worthwhile" (28 May 2026, 3 minutes).
On the Roman Nose publishes roughly daily, with episodes averaging 3 minutes across 19 episodes.
Booking probability for On the Roman Nose is 29%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. On the Roman Nose requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. On the Roman Nose's contact route on record: verified email.
Mike Jones and Iley Jones hosts On the Roman Nose, a fiction podcast with 19 episodes published.
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Episode #19
<p>"Does she know I'm here?"</p><p><br></p><p>"Wouldn't be much of a soothsayer if she didn't"<br><br>Ruth the Toothless Soothsayer has come hither from her dark, mysterious origins, to share some enlightenment and...
Episode #18
<p>"They predicted a surplus in the next ten years and the birth of someone in Judea"</p><p><br></p><p>"Jesus!"</p><p><br>Politicians have been relatively the same since the birth of...well...politics. It's a game, a...
Episode #17
<p> "It's an anonymous Persian King"</p><p><br></p><p>"Ah, Nordsan, what brings you here?"</p><p>Have the chickens come home to roost? Or have they scattered to the winds, becoming to feral little dinosaurs, ruling the...
Episode #16
<p>"Calling Octavius!"</p><p><br></p><p>"Mocca Flavour Arse, Mocca Flavour arse please report to Caesar"</p><p>The plan to rid Caesar of an unwanted wedding is coming into form, with a new player in the mix. Octavius...
Episode #15
<p>"Ave, my Lord, are you in fact the equivalent of the Manager?"</p><p><br></p><p>"Good gods. The haircut!"</p><p><br>After King Nordan Xerxes threatened Caesar with an unwanted marriage, it's down to Sensus to devise...
Episode #14
<p>"Sadly, The motivational work I did hasn't paid off"</p><p><br>"The old carrot and stick approach?"</p><p><br></p><p>"Yes, Lord Caesar. They ate the carrot"</p><p>Fedux has returned with more news from the great...
Episode #13
<p>"Her personality lacks somewhat"</p><p><br></p><p>"Lacks somewhat? My goodness me, I've had brighter conversations with a mangled mouse. I would prefer to have a tooth extracted"</p><p> Lord Caesar may be the Emperor...
Episode #12
<p>"I mean the peasants are never so happy as when you blow the health and services budget on a war they don’t understand"</p><p>Peace, once deemed a simple ideal as a child, evolved into something far more complex, far...
Episode #11
<p>"Ave. What do you have there?"</p><p><br></p><p>"I perceived a dire problem with our city streets, my Lord. Poop!"</p><p>With great problems come great solutions. A meeting with one of the city's great inventors...
Episode #10
<p>"I am unwilling to help you, especially after the last episode; I mean, for heaven’s sake, lend me your ears is just an expression!"</p><p>Caesar is approached by yet another delegation, this time by the...
Episode #9
<p>"But really my Lord, it isn't really democracy. It just makes people feel as it if were a democracy"</p><p><br></p><p>"I know, Sensus. The whole charade tires me"</p><p>The delegation from the Senate has come to air...
Episode #8
<p>"We bring him back to Rome to keep an eye on him"</p><p><br></p><p>"Did you say, "bring him home to keep a lion on him"</p><p><br>From family news to new ideas, Caesar and Sensus entertain new ideas deal with...
Episode #7
<p>"So what is on tonight?"</p><p><br></p><p>"Perverts versus lions"</p><p>It's the famous Coliseum, home to insane battle of epic complexity, world famous controlled naval battles and test of strength and strategy...
Episode #6
<p>"Prophecy, fate…what is it all about Sensus? How things come to be, how we shape our world. Or the ways in which the world shapes us. Fates woven long ago to simply be played out upon the stage for all to witness...
Episode #5
<p>"May I present your new messenger, Fedux"</p><p> </p><p>In the days before overnight delivery service, the Ancients had Fedux, a man so fast, so reliable, that he was entrusted with the mail of the Emperor himself...
Episode #4
<p>"Christians versus lions, my Lord"</p><p><br></p><p>"Oh, always a good contest! What was the score?"</p><p> </p><p>Lions, Stocking and Testiclees, Oh My! It's a pun filled episode with sport updates, political...
Episode #3
<p>"My Lord Caesar, this is Ambassador Wolfgang Dryvretchhaus"</p><p><br>A delegation of the Hun have requested a meeting with Lord Caesar.<br>From maps and blood, to Tanks and Toots, it's certainly a more lively...
Episode #2
<p>"Oh, I never like these letters. Always seeking more money, changing sides…"</p><p> </p><p>"A bit like the Senate"</p><p><br></p><p>"Yesss…"</p><p><br>Before the rise of the telephone, the efficiency of the email and...
Episode #1
<p>Turning back the pages of history, In the yesteryears of time, there once was an empire that was mightier than any before and held land greater than any since. A culture rich in architecture, education and art, but...
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