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On the Mess Express

Hosted by Craig and Vanessa · kids · EN-CA

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About this Podcast:

We’re your fearless conductors, navigating the wild world of parenting, relationships, community, and all those chaotic little disasters in between. Expect unfiltered stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and the kind of relatable stuff that’ll have you shouting, “SAME."No filters. No fluff. Just real and raw content, one episode at a time.Hop aboard the Mess Express — where the only thing more real than the convo is the mess behind it.#parenthood #parenting #marriage #relationships #podcast #marriagegoals #community #humor #family #raisingkids

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Booking probability

20%

Guest openness

Selective

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Questions about On the Mess Express

What is On the Mess Express about?

We’re your fearless conductors, navigating the wild world of parenting, relationships, community, and all those chaotic little disasters in between. Expect unfiltered stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and the kind of relatable stuff that’ll have you shouting, “SAME."No filters. No fluff. Just real and raw content, one episode at a time.

Who hosts On the Mess Express?

On the Mess Express is hosted by Craig and Vanessa. The show has published 23 episodes to date.

What has On the Mess Express covered recently?

Recent episodes include "Christmas Is Fun Until Someone Brings an Inflatable #happyholidays #holidayepisode #podcast #parenthood" (24 December 2025, 27 minutes), "About them continents..SEASON 1 FINALE!! #giveaway #season1 #seasonfinale #happyholidays" (25 November 2025, 36 minutes), and "The End Is Near" (18 November 2025, 50 minutes).

How often does On the Mess Express publish?

On the Mess Express publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 43 minutes across 23 episodes.

How hard is it to get booked on On the Mess Express?

Booking probability for On the Mess Express is 20%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. On the Mess Express requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. On the Mess Express's contact route on record: verified email.

Who should pitch On the Mess Express?

The strongest fits for On the Mess Express are Family & Social Services. On the Mess Express has a kids audience.

About the host

Craig and Vanessa hosts On the Mess Express, a kids podcast with 23 episodes published.

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Recent episodes

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  • Episode #19

    The End Is Near

    Nov 18, 202550 minS1

    <p>In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss various family traditions and challenges they face during the holiday season. They reflect on their podcast journey, share insights about Christmas preparations, and explore...

  • Episode #18

    Lynn River Farm

    Nov 11, 202526 minS1

    <p>In this episode, Lindsay from Lynn River Farm shares her journey of starting a family-run farm that focuses on organic produce and community-supported agriculture. She discusses the challenges of beginning a farm...

  • Nov 4, 202540 minS1

    <p>In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the challenges of Sundays, often referred to as 'Sunday Scaries.' They explore the chaos of family life, the pressure of preparing for the week ahead, and the unrealistic...

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  • Oct 27, 202542 minS1

    <p>Craig and Vanessa Simpson dive into family life, discussing their children's evolving styles, the influence of peers, and the balance between self-expression and maintaining values. They also explore the challenges...

  • Oct 20, 202538 minS1

    <p>Craig and Vanessa Simpson discuss the joys and challenges of hosting holiday parties, sharing personal anecdotes and humorous insights about Thanksgiving and party planning. They explore the dynamics of hosting...

  • Oct 6, 202552 minS1

    <p>In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson discuss their experiences and memories related to Thanksgiving, including family traditions, the challenges of hosting, and the humorous mishaps with green bean casserole...

  • Sep 29, 20251h 2mS1

    <p>In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the arrival of fall and the excitement of seasonal activities. They share their experiences with boys night adventures, the challenges of back-to-school routines, and their...

  • Sep 22, 202542 minS1

    <p>In this engaging conversation, Craig and Vanessa Simpson sit down with Eric Borman, owner of Borman Construction, to discuss the intricacies of running a construction business while managing a growing family. They...

  • Sep 15, 202543 minS1

    <p>In this episode, Craig and Vanessa celebrate their first fall episode by reminiscing about their first date at Oktoberfest. They discuss the transition into fall, family traditions, and the joy of visiting local...

  • Sep 8, 202552 minS1

    <p>In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss their ongoing technical challenges while podcasting, share their experiences with the chaos of back-to-school routines, and engage in a lighthearted rapid-fire question...

  • Sep 1, 202545 minS1

    <p>In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the importance of slow living in a fast-paced world, emphasizing the value of creating core memories with family through local experiences. They share personal anecdotes...

  • Aug 18, 202541 minS1

    <p>In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the challenges of parenting, particularly focusing on sibling rivalry and the dynamics between their children. They share personal anecdotes about their struggles with...

  • Aug 11, 202546 minS1

    <p>In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson discuss the complexities of parenting in the digital age, focusing on the impact of screen time on children. They explore the balance between allowing screen time for...

  • On the Mess Express

    Different Pages - Same Book.

    Aug 5, 202548 minS0

    <p>Summary</p><p><br></p><p>In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson explore the complexities of parenting styles, discussing how individual approaches can differ significantly from collective family dynamics. They...

  • Aug 2, 202529 minS0

    <p>In this conversation, Craig and Vanessa recount their eventful week, starting with a nostalgic concert experience featuring Our Lady Peace, followed by the premiere of Happy Gilmore 2, and culminating in a humorous...

  • Jul 28, 202555 minS1

    <p>In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson delve into the topic of parenting burnout, sharing their personal experiences and discussing the challenges that come with balancing family responsibilities. They explore...

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