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Who is the host of On the Mess Express?

On the Mess Express is hosted by Craig and Vanessa. The show is categorised under kids (family) and has published 23 episodes.

How many episodes does On the Mess Express have?

On the Mess Express has published 23 episodes.

What topics does On the Mess Express cover?

On the Mess Express regularly covers kids, family, parenting. It sits in the kids category, with a family focus.

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On the Mess Express is accessible for guests with genuine kids expertise. A personalised, episode-aware pitch will still outperform a generic one every time.

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Episodes of On the Mess Express average 43 minutes. a focused format where a clear narrative arc and tight preparation matter most.

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On the Mess Express

Hosted by Craig and Vanessa · kids · EN-CA · 23 episodes

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About this Podcast:

We’re your fearless conductors, navigating the wild world of parenting, relationships, community, and all those chaotic little disasters in between. Expect unfiltered stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and the kind of relatable stuff that’ll have you shouting, “SAME."No filters. No fluff. Just real and raw content, one episode at a time.Hop aboard the Mess Express — where the only thing more real than the convo is the mess behind it.#parenthood #parenting #marriage #relationships #podcast #marriagegoals #community #humor #family #raisingkids

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What is On the Mess Express?

On the Mess Express is a kids podcast hosted by Craig and Vanessa, with 23 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

About the host

Craig and Vanessa hosts On the Mess Express, a kids show with 23 episodes published.

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Christmas Is Fun Until Someone Brings an Inflatable #happyholidays #holidayepisode #podcast #parenthood
Dec 24, 202527 minS0
Happy Holidays… or Merry Christmas? We’re diving into the festive debates, traditions, and funny realities that come with the holiday season.In this episode, we chat about why “Happy Holidays” has become a more inclusive greeting, the age-old debate over turkey (yes, even at Christmas), and why gift-giving can feel extra complicated—especially when birthdays land right around the holidays.We get into the joy of Christmas morning through kids’ eyes, share stories about gifts that truly meant something (and ones that definitely missed the mark), and how losing something during the holidays can spiral into...
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Episode #20
About them continents ..SEASON 1 FINALE!! #giveaway #season1 #seasonfinale #happyholidays
Nov 24, 202536 minS1
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson celebrate the season one finale of their podcast. They reflect on the journey, discussing favorite moments, the unexpected direction the season took, and their plans for season two. The episode is filled with humor, personal anecdotes, and a special holiday giveaway announcement.#giveaway #amazon #seasonfinale #season1 
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Episode #19
The End Is Near
Nov 17, 202550 minS1
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss various family traditions and challenges they face during the holiday season. They reflect on their podcast journey, share insights about Christmas preparations, and explore the dynamics of parenting during festive times. The conversation also touches on failed traditions, the importance of holiday parties, and their plans for the upcoming season of the podcast.#parenting #parenthood #family #kids #holidays #holidayseason #fails #wins #traditions #podcast #marriage #holidayparties #hosting #foryou #season1 
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Episode #18
Lynn River Farm
Nov 10, 202526 minS1
In this episode, Lindsay from Lynn River Farm shares her journey of starting a family-run farm that focuses on organic produce and community-supported agriculture. She discusses the challenges of beginning a farm, the daily operations, and the importance of community support. Lindsay also highlights the farm's farm-to-table experiences, future aspirations, and special events like Thanksgiving dinners and graze boxes.#lynnriverfarm #grazelynnriver #community #supportlocal #farmtotable #dinnerexperiences #farm #perthcounty #stratford #ontario #exploreontario #familyrun #organic #produce #grazefarmdinners #countrycookouts #discoverstratford #familyfarm 
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Episode #17
Why Sunday's Suck
Nov 3, 202540 minS1
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the challenges of Sundays, often referred to as 'Sunday Scaries.' They explore the chaos of family life, the pressure of preparing for the week ahead, and the unrealistic portrayals of Sundays on social media. The conversation also touches on the potential benefits of a four-day work week and how to find balance amidst the chaos of parenting and household responsibilities. #parenting #podcast #kids #work #balance #life #onthemessexpress #couples #husbandwife #banter #humor #parenthood #busyparents #sports #hustle 
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On the Mess Express

About this Podcast:

Pitch Analysis

What is On the Mess Express?

About the host

Recent episodes

Christmas Is Fun Until Someone Brings an Inflatable #happyholidays #holidayepisode #podcast #parenthood

About them continents ..SEASON 1 FINALE!! #giveaway #season1 #seasonfinale #happyholidays

The End Is Near

Lynn River Farm

Why Sunday's Suck

Guest Appearances

Lindsay

Eric Borman

Advertisers on this show

Best industries to pitch On the Mess Express for

Podcasts like On the Mess Express

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On the Mess Express

About this Podcast:

Pitch Analysis

What is On the Mess Express?

About the host

Recent episodes

Christmas Is Fun Until Someone Brings an Inflatable #happyholidays #holidayepisode #podcast #parenthood

About them continents ..SEASON 1 FINALE!! #giveaway #season1 #seasonfinale #happyholidays

The End Is Near

Lynn River Farm

Why Sunday's Suck

Guest Appearances

Lindsay

Eric Borman

Advertisers on this show

Best industries to pitch On the Mess Express for

Podcasts like On the Mess Express

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