A PODCAST ABOUT RUGBY LEAGUE, ALLEGEDLY. God made rugby league, but the circus around the game comes straight from Satan’s bumhole. Join us in the Hellmouth as we forgo all serious analysis and plunge horns-first into the stupidity of NRL culture. From club statements and bunker blunders to the ridiculous characters that make rugby league the greatest show on earth, this is NRL Hellmouth. Visit us at nrlhellmouth.com
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Signup to Generate a PitchA PODCAST ABOUT RUGBY LEAGUE, ALLEGEDLY. God made rugby league, but the circus around the game comes straight from Satan’s bumhole. Join us in the Hellmouth as we forgo all serious analysis and plunge horns-first into the stupidity of NRL culture.
Recent episodes include "Johns Family Reunion" (30 September 2026, 57 minutes), "Cruella De V'Landys" (23 September 2026, 47 minutes), and "Too many Random Souths Guys" (16 September 2026, 54 minutes).
NRL Hellmouth publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 51 minutes across 34 episodes.
Booking probability for NRL Hellmouth is 31%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. NRL Hellmouth requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. NRL Hellmouth's contact route on record: verified email.
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NRL Hellmouth is a comedy podcast with 34 episodes published.
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Episode #33
In our final episode of the season: PVL’s cultural cachet finally gains recognition…from an economics newspaper ( link ) PVL turns it up to 11 (minutes of surprise entertainment) Wayne Bennett is DONE with the bunker...
Episode #32
In this episode We actually feel bad for Ashley Klein and it's an odd sensation Peter V'Landys bans pot plants, introduces Steedens Tones and bye-bye: the master negotiator fails to sign a grand final warm-up act - is a...
Episode #31
In this episode Did teams lose games just so they could go to the NFL? Just stop it with the Rabbitohs jerseys at non-rugby league events PVL's power grab is a go Fan mailbag: augmented reality for referee howlers Luai...
Episode #30
In this episode: Peter V'Landys will attend the NFL, on verge of becoming Chancellor of the Reichstag Braith Anasta makes a massive career decision (and it was totally his call, definitely no other factors involved...
Episode #29
In this episode: The Stench award: September edition The mighty Melbourne Storm are put off by a ground announcer Jarome Luai signs a big Pepsi contract. Where does this leave best mate Brian 'Coke Zero' To'o? ( Watch...
Episode #28
In this episode: Toby Rudolf backs himself to dack himself Club statements are SACRED! Immortality awaits the PNG Chiefs social media team The disturbing trend of players ripping Pokemon cards Is COVID the Bulldogs’...
Episode #27
In this episode: Is it normal for 17 teams to own a piece of their rival? Melbourne Storm shareholders are like a child in a Swede-shop Recapping the Dolphins' season using Woolf idioms Fantasy V'Landys: Touch Judge...
Episode #26
In this episode: Global round is a go Will Eddie Jones coach a Japanese NRL team? PVL wants his own jet to play with Third-place playoff? More like turd face piss-off Census 2026: Where were all the rugby league...
Episode #25
In this episode: Simon leaves the podcast over reggae-based bullying Matt King swaps his chill lifeplan for the most stressful job in Australia The NRL's mediacop initiative has authoritarian overtones V'Landy's...
Episode #24
In this episode: A reggae-inspired round summary Madison Wiki's ponytail baloney ( link ) The Tigers get into vapes as they get in shape Are Accor Stadium's corporate values misaligned with rugby league? The Bad Socials...
Episode #23
In this episode: A heavenly dacking at Canberra Stadium The Bunker stuffed up 3 times last weekend! Introducing the Southern Orcas The Shawshank Ascension: a reboot for the modern NRL player Dante's 6th level of NRL...
Episode #22
In this episode: Raiders fans adopt the Viking Row - we have a better idea Telstra drops the Bunker and Teddy drops his shorts (again) We play 'guess the Club Statement' Fan Mailbag: a game show for contract...
Episode #21
In this episode: EXCLUSIVE SIGNING NEWS FIFA World Cup Commentator Peter Drury recaps the last round The Roosters NRLW coach wants set restarts (we don't) Another week, another life saved by rugby league players All the...
Episode #20
<p>In this week's episode:</p>Jason Ryles, superheroThe Karapani crashoutScammers wreck Broncos' fans' mascot dreamsClub socials round up (including Reggie the Rabbit's new extended family)The latest on our NRL for Bali...
Episode #20
In this week's episode: Jason Ryles, superhero The Karapani crashout Scammers wreck Broncos' fans' mascot dreams Club socials round up (including Reggie the Rabbit's new extended family) The latest on our NRL for Bali...
Episode #19
<p>In this episode:</p>Last round was almost normal!Are NSW's issues due to...an ear infection?More evidence for the dacking-to-comeback theory of OriginThe Bears' new South Africa recruitment manager has a wacky...
Episode #19
In this episode: Last round was almost normal! Are NSW's issues due to...an ear infection? More evidence for the dacking-to-comeback theory of Origin The Bears' new South Africa recruitment manager has a wacky side...
Episode #18
<p>In this week’s episode:</p><p>•A clairvoyant provides their (future) predictions for the (past) State of Origin game 2. (Yes, we’re confused as well.)</p><p>• We need to talk about Ashley</p><p>• New game show...
Episode #17
<p>In this episode:</p>Daniel and James report on their action items from last weekKane Evans comes out and Israel Folau wants back inFozball: the secrets exposed! (Link)Fantasy V'Landys: the Enhanced LeagueSimon...
Episode #16
<p>In this episode:</p>Round 13 wrap-up (with haikus)Should you #giveupat20 for Origin?Teddy saves his dacking for the big stageThe Broncos' special guest earns them 'The Stench'Brian To'o: an unusual choice for a bowel...
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