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Not About Lumberjacks

Hosted by Christopher Gronlund · fiction · DE

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A multi-genre short story podcast written and narrated by Christopher Gronlund.

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37%

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Selective

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Questions about Not About Lumberjacks

Who hosts Not About Lumberjacks?

Not About Lumberjacks is hosted by Christopher Gronlund. The show has published 20 episodes to date.

What has Not About Lumberjacks covered recently?

Recent episodes include "October 2026 Update" (18 October 2026, 4 minutes), "Behind the Cut, The Sinister Quilt of Agnes Burr" (5 April 2026, 14 minutes), and "The Sinister Quilt of Agnes Burr" (15 March 2026, 46 minutes).

How often does Not About Lumberjacks publish?

Not About Lumberjacks publishes roughly every few months, with episodes averaging 27 minutes across 20 episodes.

How hard is it to get booked on Not About Lumberjacks?

Booking probability for Not About Lumberjacks is 37%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Not About Lumberjacks requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Not About Lumberjacks's contact route on record: public web form.

About the host

Christopher Gronlund hosts Not About Lumberjacks, a fiction podcast with 20 episodes published.

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Recent episodes

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    October 2026 Update

    Oct 18, 20264 min

    My mother-in-law died in early September, so this is an update about what's to come in the next couple months...

  • Apr 5, 202614 min

    In this behind-the-scenes look at the latest Not About Lumberjacks story, “The Sinister Quilt of Agnes Burr,” I talk about being an atheist who sometimes writes stories featuring religion — usually, Christianity. As...

  • Mar 15, 202646 min

    A group of older women in a quilting circle unwillingly summon Satan through their latest project’s design. Content Advisory: “The Sinister Quilt of Agnes Burr” deals with summoning Satan to our plane of existence, so...

  • Feb 17, 202615 min

    In this behind-the-scenes look at the latest two Not About Lumberjacks stories, “The Art of the End” and “Christmas Miscellany 9,” I talk about the time constraints of running a narrated fiction podcast mostly by...

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    Christmas Miscellany 9

    Dec 24, 202546 min

    It’s that time — the annual Christmas episode! What began as a one-time thing is now in its ninth year! So what do we have this time? How ’bout these three stories: “Bigfoot’s Here!” – A surprise involving a Bigfoot...

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    The Art of the End

    Dec 7, 202536 min

    Nine years ago, I released the first November anniversary “lumberjack” story. Titled “The Art of the Lumberjack,” I described it like this: When Erik Nilsson has a minor heart attack and is told to take some forced time...

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    A Schedule Update

    Aug 27, 20254 min

    The evening of August 8, I received a call from the police in the town where my mom lived that she was dead. FOOM! Just like that… Obviously, that has had an effect on story scheduling. This short update is about what...

  • Jul 13, 202514 min

    In this behind-the-scenes look at the latest Not About Lumberjacks story, “Instead of Dreaming,” I talk about the real-life influences on the story, memories, healing, and how soothing the night can be. As always, this...

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    Instead of Dreaming

    Jun 20, 202552 min

    A high school English teacher comes to conclusions about life after recovering from a hit-and-run accident. Content Advisory: “Enemy Wanted” deals with difficulty sleeping, a blurred sense of reality, crime, cartoonish...

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    Behind the Cut – Enemy Wanted

    Mar 9, 202513 min

    In this behind-the-scenes look at the latest Not About Lumberjacks story, “Enemy Wanted,” I talk about the first writing I was ever paid to do, collaboration, and how I’m lucky to have support from creative friends I’ve...

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    Enemy Wanted

    Feb 22, 202549 min

    Ferdinand Pérez gets more than he bargained for when he answers a flyer ad taped to a telephone pole looking for an enemy. Content Advisory: “Enemy Wanted” deals with difficulty sleeping, a blurred sense of reality...

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    Not About Lumberjacks Q&A 2

    Feb 9, 202535 min

    Four years ago, I did a Q&A for the Behind the Cut episode for “Geocached.” No idea why I’ve not done another, but with this being the long time between episodes (after back-to-back stories last November and December)...

  • Dec 21, 202411 min

    In this behind-the-scenes look at the latest Not About Lumberjacks collection of stories, “Christmas Miscellany 8,” I talk about writing coincidences that make it seem like writers copy from other writers or current...

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    Christmas Miscellany 8

    Dec 8, 202454 min

    Ho Ho Ho! It’s that time once again…time for the annual Not About Lumberjacks Christmas episode. If you’re new, here, eight years ago I gathered up all my shorter short stories (like stocking stuffers) and released them...

  • Nov 26, 202410 min

    In this behind-the-scenes look at the latest Not About Lumberjacks story, “The Legend of Mighty Missy Stewart,” I talk about my love of tall tales and…dislike about asking for things… As always, this commentary contains...

  • Nov 11, 202432 min

    Join Mighty Missy Stewart and her badger buddy, Tamarack, as they come of age in a time of expanding frontiers and rugged lumberjacks! Content Advisory: Were “The Legend of Mighty Missy Stewart” a movie, it would be...

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    Behind the Cut – Overwinter

    Sep 8, 202412 min

    In this behind-the-scenes look at the latest Not About Lumberjacks story, “Overwinter,” I talk about why I wrote a very quiet story for introverts. As always, this commentary contains spoilers from the latest story , so...

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    Overwinter

    Aug 24, 20241h 2m

    In this celebration of solitude, Daniel’s life is changed forever after spending 5 months alone on an island 13 miles off the Maine coast. Content Advisory: “Overwinter” deals with a job change, longing, solitude vs...

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    Behind the Cut – Mudlarking

    Jun 23, 202411 min

    In this behind-the-scenes look at the latest Not About Lumberjacks story, “Mudlarking,” I talk about a recent urge to keep telling more “serious” stories…and why I chose to write something a bit more adventurous [even...

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    Mudlarking

    Jun 7, 2024—

    When Eva Barrett decides to give mudlarking on the Thames River foreshore a go, she finds something very strange during low tide. Content Advisory: “Mudlarking” is pretty tame. There’s some violence in the form of...

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